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Things you'd never have guessed!

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^^^^^^^ feckin weirdo!!! lol lol lol
Only joking True, Luv ya really... ok outrageous fact... He is a lovely person!!! no really he is ffs xxx
well get on with it true, and tell us how to play, oh and what you still doing here i though u were going, see i was right u do love us all :haha: mwah MO X
OK.......... True once had a headache and went off fucking for a whole hour!
well unless i post under myself how the hell am i supposed to play?? lol I dont know anything about people on here, its not that sort of site! lol
oooo look now i can play, coz i know me really well... Had sex in the boiler room at tescos when i was 20 LOL
[color="olive"]When True eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. True is Bananaman, ever alert for the call of duty!![/color] blink
True actually wears mahooooooooosive milk bottle bottom, national health style glasses :grin:
[color="olive"]In his spare time Truescorpio makes extra money on the club scene as a Barry Manilow impersonator![/color] :karaoke:
nancy once ran off with an inflatable giraffe but had to come home because she was horny and sid had stolen the footpump. muhahaha xx
Mr Jeffs was soooooooooooo dyin for a piss and they were in the middle of a graveyard and they both knew it was norty to do it ova the gravestones...soooooooooo Mrs Jeffs sed....cmon darlin, jus this once piss in my mouth, il swallow it and no fucka will eva kno....... so Mr Jeffs did jus that!! rotflmao:rotflmao:
[color="olive"]True is actually a false libra and is currently stalking Vanessa Feltz on his weekends! bolt[/color]
Nancy is actually a director of fiscal policy studies with the university of same sex studies in wongawonga land and is currently trying to find out if gangbanging can help save the environment by having sex with loads of blokes instead of them wanking and popping the blisters on the their hands. Thus saving many rolls of bog paper during clean up!
:bounce:True has purple hair sprouting from his armpits which are cleverly disguised by the sp management as he is actually a mod!!!!:devil: