Sexlightened
He's only got one eye,
his hair's a mess,
skins all wrinkly,
relatives are nuts,
his neighbour is an ass hole
and his only friends a c**t
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The sad life of a penis
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Sexlightened
not all have hoods tho !!!!!!!
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Post edited 29-07-2006 18:19
Sexlightened
hmmm,i have found them to be funny beasts,they can look so nice and cute all snug and safe looking, and then if you touch one it can rear up go all hard and angry looking,demanding attention. and if you give one to much attention it can and more often than not will spit at you.......then it goes back to sleep,and then no matter what you do to it ,it ignores you but only for a while then it can all start again....funny things really...lol
Sexlightened
MR Cop has been playful today!!!!! 
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