The person below me...

20 Jul 2008

False... although my dad did phone while I was in the middle of it once and left the world's longest ever answering machine message. Had to sit through the whole thing... to this day I haven't seen a man lose his erection so damn fast...lol The person below me has had an affair with a work colleague...

20 Jul 2008

[quote user=sm-pd]True, damn you found out now:lol2: The person below me has been caught in the act BY their parents![/quote] Nope. Parent didn't really like me either! sad

The person below me has worn women's lingerie (shock horror!) and liked it!!

20 Jul 2008

[quote user=mwm69][quote user=aiglos].[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Aiglos is speechless about his orgasm while driving innocent

....or he is laid up in hospital having crashed the car :wank:[/quote] Actually, if you look at the time I originally posted, you'll see I was writing at the same time as CC, but she posted her response first. Mine was therefore breaking the sequence, so I edited it out. And in answer to you question, no I haven't - I can't imagine lingerie would provide the requisite support :giggle: The person below has stood up someone from this site.

20 Jul 2008

FALSE!! I'm a man of my word, and have never let anyone down! If I had to cancel a meet (and so far that's never happened), I'd have to be really ill or at death's door. The person below has had a 'watersports' experience (and no, we don't mean scuba diving or the like! :grin:

20 Jul 2008

False but we did meet a bloke who wanted me to do the "watersports" thing and I refused. The person below loves a bit of role play in the bedroom.

20 Jul 2008

True...but last time I tried it, she didn't make her saving throw against my rod, staff or wand, plus I had to scrub my d20s for an hour to get them clean. The person below me has used a detachable showerhead for reasons other than hygeine.

20 Jul 2008

:giggle: I wonder how many people here even know what an RSW save IS? Showerheads? No, not so far, though if any of you girls are interested in experimenting a little...:evil2: The person below me has spanked someone or been spanked with a kitchen implement.

20 Jul 2008

:lick: yep i have been spanked with a wooden spoon was quite good lol the person below me has a major crush on someone on this site

20 Jul 2008

Yup it's me, see my earlier post, have a crush on Northy:mrgreen::-o The person below me has been to a bukkake party.

21 Jul 2008

False - I was a very good girl you know and word of advie, dont give yourself an orgasm whilst driving down a motorway, I did and got 3 points and a fine, Dam orgasm made me hit accerlerator, only time i regretted an orgasm:giggle::giggle: They did offer me this pics, how good would they have looked on profile :giggle: The person below has a had sex in a petrol station fore court xxx

21 Jul 2008

I just noticed there are two pages lol whopps i was answering the last one on page 1, oh never mind, same question goes. Its me hormones, im all over the place :doh::doh:

21 Jul 2008

false....iv neva fucked on a petrol forecourt....yet!! the person below has experimented wiv animals??

21 Jul 2008

True... I certainly have I call him mr serens smile

Oh you mean animals? nooooooooo eeewwuch!!!:giggle: The person below me is a nymphomaniac.

21 Jul 2008

Well, no, since I'm not female. Silly question. The person below has had spontaneous sex with a stranger while travelling and still doesn't know their name.

21 Jul 2008

False: I always know there name The person below has had sex with there sister or brother in law :haha:

21 Jul 2008

False.....dont have a sister, and my ex husband didnt have a brother..... and my new sexy hubby to be doesnt have any siblings....so I am defo not a pervert.... phew!!! :giggle: The person below has experienced an orgasm while sleeping..............:grin:

21 Jul 2008

True...woke up right after though. Was quite a realistic dream. And, er, messy. The person below me has topped a lover with delicious jam.

22 Jul 2008

false.......we prefer pouring golden syrup mmm sweet n sticky The person below has pierced a part of their own body......

22 Jul 2008

True, when I was about 11 I pierced my own ear (amazed I didn't end up in A&E with an infection) The person below me has a secret collection of whips and chains?

22 Jul 2008

False. I have *a* whip, which doesn't count as a collection. And no chains, except on bikes. And lots of people know about them, so they're not secret by any stretch of the imagination. The person below has had sex at a wedding or party with someone other than who they came with.

22 Jul 2008

False ... after my own wedding we were late getting to our hotel, locked ourselves out, then the following day the car broke down lol The person below is dying to meet someone on this site, fancies the pants off them but is too shy to say.

22 Jul 2008

True and it might happen saturday i aint shy:lol2: the person below luvs having their nipples twisted really hard as they are cummin.

22 Jul 2008

True but not too hard lol The person below me has secret sexy fantasies about someone other than their partner.

22 Jul 2008

False.... but only becuase I don't currently have a partner. The person below me has had sexual fantasies about someone else while in the act with their partner...

23 Jul 2008

:bounce:flase as i don,t have a partner the person below me wants the best orgasam possiable

23 Jul 2008

False. Let's say I had the best orgasm possible. How would I ever know for sure? I'd keep trying to have a better one, and being disappointed. The person below me would consider surgery to make their assets bigger.

23 Jul 2008

False I'm happy with my handful LOL The person below me has joined the mile high club and had sex on an aeroplane

23 Jul 2008

False. The person below me has faked an orgasm...

23 Jul 2008

LOL...nope! Pointless exercise for us chaps....I think? The person below has stalked someone with the intent to get their evil way!! :bounce:

24 Jul 2008

Um, false... but phone me and define "stalking" in more detail. The person below has wanted to fuck someone they met for the first time at a funeral.