my goodness kc, this is an old one, and yes i do remember the raunchy rabbits.
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I don't remember then...before my time? But wish I did know them...that is hilarious. :color:
they were also know as red,white and blue and dancepole, if i stand corrected. he was rather a funny guy at times.
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If I had to carry a copy of that round with me i`d be fucked before i`d even be fucked(but no chance of that now)so no difference well I`ll have to the bit about the hubby shagging arse,Make My Day.
Yep CC you are correct they used to be swing singles on here. He was RedWhiteBlue (and a Moderator), she was DancePole. I recall they ended up living together and became RauchyRabbits. But where are they now I wonder?? Those early days for SP were some daft days!! xxx
priceless......thanks for digging it up :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
hell kath ,can you tell us about it take all night to read all this
omg ..... that was so funny.
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OMG pls dont try this at home, chris has a daft sense of humour !!
The rwb's shacked up and lived happily ever after together.. thats where they are.. still shagging the randy buggers :doggy:
this kind of reminded me of gangbang etiquette, found this on t'internet the other day
So you've been invited to an orgy. Congratulations!
The following guide should help you navigate the treacherous waters of gangbang etiquette and avoid those common faux pas that can turn perfectly delightful public sex with random strangers into a semen-stained social embarrassment.
[u]What To Bring[/u]
Most orgy invitations will specify what, if anything, should be brought by the attendees. Read everything carved into the bathroom stall door to make sure you didn't miss any important details. Aside from a raging boner and a dish to pass, here is a list of other things you might want to consider:
-Cock ring
-Personal lubricant
-Shitload of hand sanitizer
-Armadillo, declawed
-Duct tape
-Viking helmet
-Not AIDS
[u]Arriving[/u]
Always be punctual when attending a gangbang. (This will be the only time during the evening when coming early is actually encouraged!) Remember, there are dozens of people you don't know waiting for you to stick parts of your body in them. It is rude to make them wait. Showing up late not only reflects poorly on you, but also prevents you from getting in on the action from the beginning. Few things are more awkward than trying to strike up an ice-breaking conversation with a woman who already has some other dude's junk jammed in her throat.
And while it's not exactly considered rude to already have your cock out when you arrive, you should make the effort to dress it up a bit. The sight of a naked man with an engorged penis unceremoniously stumbling into a room full of strangers can be unpleasant and awkward. A little pirate hat or some flame decals down the sides are nice touches and make it more fun for everyone.
[u]Choosing Partners[/u]
As stated above, it is best to arrive early. This will allow you the opportunity to meet and assess potential partners, and discuss any specialties, favorites, and taboos. Nothing is more embarrassing than finding out the hard way your partner does not enjoy it when you shit on her back.
Also, don't be afraid to learn some names! Instead of saying, "Take this face fucking, you cockslut!" most women prefer that you say, "Take this face fucking, Pam! You cockslut." It's the personal touch that will guarantee you future opportunities to fuck her face.
Be open-minded with your selections. While most men will be lining up to throw a shot into the attractive women, you should find yourself a woman who, while being substantially uglier, will most likely have low enough self-esteem to let you do some seriously fucked up shit to her. Remember, what a woman looks like is entirely inconsequential. Aside from being the place where she keeps a suckhole, her face has little purpose beyond serving as a resting place for your fatigued genitals.
A gangbang is all about variety. Try not to get locked into the same four or five snatches and buttholes. Mix it up a little bit!
[u]The Fucking[/u]
Once an orgy begins, it quickly becomes a room full of flying dicks and tits, and it's easy to get caught up in all the dick-and-tit-flying and forget your manners. Here are some guidelines to help you avoid common mistakes usually made while fucking.
A Modicum of Foreplay is Always Appreciated
At a gangbang, it is certainly not expected that you bring a woman flowers, but on the other hand, you don't want to just mount her and start jackhammering her twat like a monkey on angel dust. Women in general like a little romance and tenderness, and some doped-up skank writhing around in a dimly-lit furnished basement is no exception.
Mouth kissing is usually acceptable, but very risky in a group sex setting, and therefore not recommended. Depending on where her mouth was (or more importantly what was in it) just prior to your encounter will make the difference between a pleasant pre-sex interaction and getting a mouthful of cum belch. Kissing other parts of her body runs similar risks. Absent a black light, you must assume any woman with whom you engage is currently coated entirely in dried spunk.
Fondling and rubbing is a tolerable solution, but still runs the risk of getting semen into your eyes, mouth, and mucous membranes through incidental secondary contact. A quick tit slap or a poke in the neck with your cock will alleviate much of this risk and still accomplish the goal of tactile arousal.
Remember, as much as you want to be polite and get a woman properly aroused, you also want to avoid touching her jizz-sprayed body as much as possible.
[u]Assplay is by Invitation Only[/u]
Whether it's your big toe, car keys, or some other chick's face, it is the height of rudeness to stick anything into someone else's asshole without permission. A simple, "Pardon me miss, but do you mind if I slam this into your pooper?" will not only be appreciated for its thoughtfulness, but can also help prevent a situation where you are injured by something that might already be up there. You must treat each asshole you encounter with the respect it deserves.
[u]Don't Fuck Other Dudes[/u]
I really can't stress this enough. I know when you've got a boner that could punch a hole through a cinder block and the only available place to stick it is some other guy's stink winker, it seems pretty tempting. But remember, this is a gangbang, not Ben Affleck's tool shed. Try to exhibit some class.
Aside from the obvious anal and oral sex restrictions, dick-on-dick contact is also strictly prohibited. Incidental cock bumping is to be expected, but never acknowledged, and never prolonged. The commonly accepted time limit for dick touching is about three seconds.
Understandably, there are certain multiple-partner sexual positions where the men outnumber the women that will involve some inevitable ball touching and sack friction. This is unavoidable, and therefore acceptable. But again, sexual contact with other men should never be intentional and always kept to a minimum. And remember, never, ever make eye contact with a man whose genitals are touching yours. That moment could haunt you for the rest of your life.
The exception to this rule is, of course, if it was explicitly stated to be "that kind of party" and you're into "that sort of thing." Then you can do whatever you want, you fucking homo.
[u]
Always Thank Your Partner[/u]
It is a widespread misconception that not ejaculating directly into a woman's eyes or nostrils is thanks enough for letting you work her lady parts like a prizefighter on a speed bag. The rules of common courtesy say otherwise. Just because you did things to her that wouldn’t be appropriate to do to a goat at an Alabama house-warming is no reason to be rude.
A simple "Thanks for letting me fuck you so much," followed by a cock-slap to the ass is acceptable, if a bit curt. Remember, a little extra politeness doesn’t cost you anything, and can make some ridiculous jizzrag feel good about herself for a change.
"I came so hard I think my dick went back in time," or "If Jesus had a pussy as sweet as yours, the Jews might not have murdered him," are imaginative and memorable ways to express your gratitude. Remember, a cheap whore is always a good time, but a cheap whore who feels appreciated makes a more pleasant evening for everyone.
[u]Don't Touch the Stereo[/u]
You are a guest and it is disrespectful to your host. Also, it's probably covered in semen.
[u]The Grand Finale[/u]
This, of course, is the whole reason why you’re here: to orgasm in public. It’s easy to get lost in the moment and do something that will embarrass you or other guests at the fuck party. Don’t let your manners shoot out of your dick along with all that busted nut!
First comes the announcement. It’s good to make a show of it to let people know how much you are enjoying yourself, and it also allows any nearby women to get their faces into position. Simply yelling, "I’m coming!" is trite and clichéd. Something more colorful like, "Sweet Molly, it’s a cold night in Tucson!" or "Eat my dick bullets!" can serve as a real attention getter and let everyone know how excited the idea of ejaculating in front of them makes you. This will get them excited as well, and everyone will have a good time as you spray the room with your ball juice.
Next is to carefully consider where to launch your cock splatter. It is a good idea to practice at home ahead of time as much as possible so you can properly determine distance and volume. With those measurements in mind, always try to aim your exploding man cannon onto as many women within range as possible.
Don’t worry if the woman is not facing you or doesn’t seem particularly interested in having you shoot your love chowder onto her. Rules of gangbang etiquette dictate that your earlier announcement is more than sufficient warning. After all, if a woman doesn’t want you to blow dick snot all over her back and into her hair, why is she even there?
And it is very important to remember that the restrictions against sexual contact with other men include not jizzing on each other. If you and another male participant are preparing to porkblast on the same chick at the same time, it is always preferable to take turns. If that does not seem feasible, then you must always make sure to not position yourselves directly across from one another and aim down. Nothing ruins an otherwise pleasant evening faster than a navel-full of some other guy’s splooge.
[u]Final Thought[/u]
With a little practice and mindfulness, proper gangbang etiquette will become second nature. The most important thing to remember is to have fun! After all, what kind of hopeless faggot can't enjoy a night of banging some nasty-ass bitches?
Happy humping
Thought i would bring it forward again for those who arent sad enough to read that far back..:D
Does anyone remeber the Raunchy Rabbits..??? :D
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Inspired by repeated requests from newcomers for advice and tips on what to do to get into the swinging 'scene' we have devised this invaluable guide that all should read before embarking on any sexual adventures. It is aimed at single males attempting to arrange threesomes since this is the largest target audience demographic we feel.
So, single male swingers, here follows the advice you were looking for.
The Rabbits Guide To Swinging
Do realise that the swinging scene is full of weirdos and sickos and you can't tell who they are - therefore always be prepared. Assume your hosts are weird and sick when meeting them until you are able to ascertain otherwise, and converse with them accordingly.
Do take sensible precautions when going to meet your hosts (see above). Bring with you at least two forms of effective protection. A large axe and a machete should be adequate. Ensure they are prominently displayed - this will act as a deterrant and reduce the risk of you being robbed or killed.
DO always be on the lookout for further swinging opportunities. Always ask your hosts upon arriving whether the wife plays alone. This will give the impression of you being a responsible and experienced player and will gain you valuable respect, and more than likely further shags.
DO be polite and offer to reimburse your hosts for the sexual favours they are bestowing upon you, but DON'T offer this in a monetary fashion. Instead offer to do odd jobs around the house, such as fitting shelves or mowing the lawn. This will give you a valuable further opportunity to visit the house at a later date during the day while the husband is at work, so you can knock off the wife once more in his absence.
DO your research - find out as much as you can about the address at which your hosts live by using the internet. Then you can amuse them with interesting anecdotes about the people who lived and died at that address before them, which is always a good ice-breaker in the general chit-chat period before moving on to the actual play.
DO tell as many people as possible who you are meeting and where. This is for your own safety. Discuss your hosts and what activities are planned on every available internet forum in the hope of turning up anything which you may need to be forewarned about before meeting them.
DO a reccy visit to the address several hours before the actual meeting is scheduled. This will not only ensure you do not get lost finding the place, but may give you the opportunity to intercept other parties leaving the premises who more than likely are also swingers whom you can interrogate to reveal further information about your hosts vile habits. Remember, forewarned is forearmed.
DO have a good drink before arriving at your hosts, to ensure the smooth flow of proceedings. In fact you should assume that they will have started without you, so you should show your appreciation by arriving slightly inebriated.
DO take plenty of good porn with you as they will most certainly want to watch some. As you will not be aware of their particular tastes, take a selection of everything including a good range of gay, BDSM, fetish and Japanese material.
DO ensure a picture is taken of every angle and position so that it can later be ascertained who exactly was fucking who. DON'T allow your hosts to have the pics however, unless you care not if they are posted widely on the internet or on your local village hall notice board or sent to your parents.
DO show your appreciation for the female host by talking only to her during the entire event. DON'T attempt to strike up a conversation with the male host lest he should form the impression you are gay and try to bum you when you are off guard.
DO maintain your guard at all times lest the male host is gay and tries to bum you anyway (see above).
DO always show your consideration for the neighbourhood. Knock on the door of the neighbours of your hosts upon arriving, even if they live some distance away, to advise them of proceedings so they can ensure curtains are drawn and doors and windows closed thus minimising the possibility of either party being disturbed.
DO ensure that you return within five minutes of leaving the premises upon the pretence of having forgotten something - this is to ensure that a) they actually live there and were not burglars (in which case you can take the opportunity to shop them to the police and sell the stolen goods on Ebay), and b) they haven't started making fun of you in your absence (see below), which you will always be able to tell by the perplexed look on their faces.
DON'T ever allow a picture to be taken of your face or your private parts by your hosts. They would probably enlarge and attach it to a dartboard and make fun of you when you are out the door.
DON'T reveal too much about yourself, and DO always use a false name. Your hosts are clever and deceitful and can easily find out where you live and come and steal your car and children.
DON'T waste time by wearing underwear before arriving. In fact show you are willing and prepared by wearing no clothes at all save for a dirty mac and wellington boots (lest the address turn out to be a farm or other such country dwelling).
DON'T accept any offer of food in case it is laced with rat poison. But DO call your hosts' bluff on this by exclaiming loudly that that is exactly why you are choosing not to eat it.
DON'T leave pets at home unattended. You have no knowledge of how long play is likely to last and you may be away several days. Bring any pets with you, any respecting hosts should allow you to leave dogs or cats tied up in the hallway, especially if they also have dogs, and this peace of mind will enable you to relax and enjoy proceedings without anxious interruptions.
DON'T fart near someone's face during play. If you must fart, engage in a damage limitation excercise by doing it at the other end of the bed.
DON'T give the female host the opportunity of having your illicit child, which she may be after. Always seek alternative outlets for the 'money shot' such as the carpet, sock drawer, the lamp shade, windows, kitchen sink, coat rack, tumbledryer or child's bedroom.
DON'T wipe your dick on the curtains after play. Always wipe it before, so that your hosts can see that you care about personal hygiene and will be more relaxed about you engaging in disgusting toiletary acts with them.
