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The meaning of PROFILE NAMES

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We think some of the profile names on here are quite amusing,interesting and baffling at times!!! So how did peeps cum by them??? MWM69???? Well MWM was my first fantasy (man/woman/man... done it now though so gotta move on:haha: ) and 69 is an obvious position which we love and relates to mrs mwm's starsign...the crab...SO hey presto, thats how we came by our name. Whose next??? .....:happy:
Ours is kinda simple Jxxxxx ELxxx AND Nxxxxxx, being our names...lol
Simple northlondon12 means i am a northlondon boy an i aint got a twelve inch cock.:haha::haha: An i hope you two did`nt leave bum prints on that bonnet. flipa:flipa:
:2fingers:simple realy cos some people cant read profiles we used a male name(marks)so its realy the people who take the time to read profiles properly who realise we are a couple and not a single man so saves wasting time ,if you can understand that lolnormaly means its the more genuine people reply
North......I thought all men in north London had 12" cocks, thats why I live here lol .........and yes the Jag needs a good wash :sticky: ......need to bend over it (again) and give it a good clean with the help of Mr MWM :giggle:
We started off using our own personal names, however on reflection that was probably rather naive. We then decided that because we seemed to be on Cam_a_lot that that would be the most appropriate name. So there you have it simple!!!
I'm not sure why I picked the name Jamie.. my real name is Tarquine Bartholomew the III but that might have been too long for the chat J xxx
seren = star in welsh..we're a couple so we used some licence to add an 's... mr s is 40 and i'm almost there so hey presto. P.S. we don't think we're stars it's just a nice word lol xxx
MWM I thought the Jag had a good wash the other week :lol2::lol2::lol2: As for our name... ceylon, nothing creative, when we joined we randomly picked it as it's where we took our honeymoon.. Thought it a nice name at the time lol. Never thought we'd still be here over two years later but so glad we are :love:
[quote user=ukbadman] I'm hind sight i should have chosen ukbloodygreatbigpenisman. [/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Hmmm... well we were but now we're not lol! :happy::happy::happy:
Mine's an outrite lie... I have no time whatsoever!!! :P
well unless you like world superbikes then ours means nowt to ya,as we follow a rider called Troy Bayliss and his nick name is baylisstic,so there you go,take care,the bays xxxxxx
:boo: FUNKYDIVA35.... well, twatt hed had gone out.:wank:..(we were still livin togetha, altho we had split up) and i thought id chek out our old SP account and to my surprise the fuckaloon had started to use our joint account, but put himself on as single....so i thought, rite u wanka, 2 can play that game and cus i was twatted and listenin to hed kandi, me favs funky tunes, i jus thought FUNKY and cus im a sexy bird whose very demandin, i thought of DIVA and my age at the time 35.......and there u go FUNKYDIVA35 was born...... :P
Well ours comes from the fact that we are far from Tiny...Mr is 6' tall and im 5'9" so over 6' when I wear heels and also im a bbw so not tiny at all ...lmao. Only thing is thou at all the socials we have been to we keep getting people coming up to us saying your not f***ing tiny are you lol..:cheers:
Well my last ever serious girlfriend I had bought me a male tabby cat(7 week old kitten)when we finished and as my favourite name is GEORGE called the little cute cheeky bugger that! I would not mind only he gets more tlc of other ladies in this area than I do!!!!!
My excuse was a copious amount of John Smiths. Maybe I should change it... nah fook it, been stook with it long enough and hell i like a good shag fest ! 1969 kinda gives my age away.....hmmm should maybe delete that bit smile
:crazy:WAFU wet and fucking useless old naval term for a person from the fleet air arm lol
Well ours is TE for our names and smoothy... well thats from when Tony did some dj-ing back in the day as dj Tk smooth. :giggle: he'll kill me for telling ya's that!!
ours should be poppy and flights but Mr messed up when we joined lol, poppy cos it's a favourite flower and flights cos mr flys planes.
:inlovesurprisedurs is boring really its just the first 3 letters of our names.
Came by ours after a visit to south dakota, it is the name of a native american tribe....
well ours we always sing i got u babe any chance we get xx
because i drive an orange van
BLOODY POOTER! Last post should've read....
Ours took a lot of thinking about!! :bounce: Else where we are known as Sarah :giggle: and Mal as Mal!!:giggle: and have our own accounts
FUNKYMASTER....well, it was like this, i was sat heither ponderin upon ones thoughts...and i thought to one self...god damn it u swines...im goin to call myself the funkymaster because i am so much hornier than thee funkydiva35!! sorted....fetch up ur sleeves unless u want fisty cuffs!!! rotflmao:rotflmao:
when i first joined as a cpl jim picked our name its just stuck now......... and my name is jen lol