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Let me tell you a funny but true story. Had a day off work today, to attend to other things. With everything done and dusted by 2pm, I decided to go to a swinger club/spa in London to kill some time and, hopefully, get involved in some fun. After an hour, I did end up in a private room with a couple. During this time, I couldn't help hearing what was going on outside the room next door, where another couple were on their own. There was a knock on their door, and here's how the conversation went: SINGLE MALE: "Can I come in?" COUPLE: "You got a woman?" SINGLE MALE: "I can get one" All went back to normal. Then, a few minutes later, a knock on their door: SINGLE MALE: "I've got one" COUPLE: "OK".....(sound of door opening) SINGLE MALE: (evidently pushing his way in) "She's net here yet - she's coming in a minute" COUPLE: "Yeh right. Go on....piss off!" (sound of door slamming shut) SINGLE MALE: Bastard! Yet another example of single males bringing our name down? No wonder most females and couples ostracise us. More of a reason for us decent ones to stick together and fight against it.
Swingin hun us couples that do meet single males are used to the idiot single males but fully respect and know who the decent ones are and you def are top of the list of decent and respectful single males on here - love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Aw Kel! Thanks - I love you too babes, and I mean that! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 23-08-2006 22:46
I'll second Kel on that Cat xxxxx Funny thing is that I just got an email on this site from a 36 year old man, well thats what he said in his email, however a quick check on his profile revealed thats he was 46!! He said in his email that he hoped I was genuine, mmm I commented that I was the one with photos & comments. He had no photos, not been established, no comments and was lying about his age. Cheek to ask me if I was genuine. Another waste of space weeded out!!!!
[quote user=curvysue]I'll second Kel on that Cat xxxxx Funny thing is that I just got an email on this site from a 36 year old man, well thats what he said in his email, however a quick check on his profile revealed thats he was 46!! He said in his email that he hoped I was genuine, mmm I commented that I was the one with photos & comments. He had no photos, not been established, no comments and was lying about his age. Cheek to ask me if I was genuine. Another waste of space weeded out!!!![/quote] Too right Sue! xxxxxxx - Keep up the good work hun - love ya! Some guys are just so desperate that they feel they have to b/s their way to meets. Pathetic...........and that's a polite understatement! Post edited 23-08-2006 22:52
*shrivels dejectedly* but we're not all like that, honest. :cry:
Suzi and I know who the "gooduns" are and which males to avoid. A single guy I got chatting to on told me some freaky stuff and I decided to end the friendship and he then decided that, cos he was of mixed race, I was a racist!! I assured him I was not racist just freakist and didn't think we had anything in common but he's sticking to me being a racist so let the stupid t**t think what he likes - some people just can't handle rejection lol
Maybe all us single males should get a licence. Twelve strikes and yer oot. Which club/spa was that, cat?
Hiya Brian 12 strikes??? We have our own rule for people (cpls and singles) if we're let down twice they don't get asked again! As for a single male licence I don't think its necessary I have a knack of sorting out the good from the bad as do most of the couples and fems on here xxx
I know there are some decent single guys on this site. I've met some them. There are quite a few men in the chat room who are lovely, polite, always respectful and lots of fun, Cat being one of those nice ones. In fact Cat is quite good at spotting the eijits and letting us know in his own unique way lol (big kiss for you babes). A big thanks to Kel who is always full of advice as well. I'm glad I just weeded the idiot out on the first email, not like the one I actually met, who had a problem remembering his correct age!!! Hey ho, I still carry on sifting the eijits from the gentlemen. Post edited 24-08-2006 17:54
Well for the record, I'm 44. Or 34 if you're in your thirties or 24 and had a hard life if you're in your twenties! Oh, and I look like a cross between Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson with the physique of Jean Claude Van Whatsisname and the intelligence of Albert Einstein. Or is that look like Albert Einstein, physique of a teletubby and the intelligence of a carrot? I honestly can't remember. Which forum has the knitting patterns on in here? And why are there lots of rude pictures on peoples profiles? Help meeeeeeee!