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THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

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mwm69
Sex God
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... ~~~ Nominated as the world's best short joke ~~~ 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mum,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. :bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69]Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. :bounce:[/quote] And also as a girl who has never had babies I was absolutely astounded that milk also shoots out of those bits and not just the middle bit....blink
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' [/quote] As an Australian I beg to differ.... but challenge people to try...:bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. :bounce:[/quote] :clap: Hurricanes are great.. especially when they come round and cause havoc and run off with the 20 year old blonde secretary.... oh you mean actual 'hurricanes'... oh ok then lol.
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. [/quote] Just a good year????? Personally I call that a good week...:bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... [/quote] Well to be honest... it's to get all the dried cum out...
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69] ~~~ Nominated as the world's best short joke ~~~ 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mum,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. :bounce:[/quote] Every man is born with his brain in his pants... FACT
mwm69
Sex God
lol, Oli's on a post-fest! :bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
Yeah mwm... need to catch up to you! lol
Debs_did_Dallas
Orgasminator
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=mwm69] ~~~ Nominated as the world's best short joke ~~~ 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mum,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. :bounce:[/quote] Every man is born with his brain in his pants... FACT[/quote] Oli I know my Brains are "In my Head" coz the ones in my pants dont get
blondecouple
Orgasminator
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=mwm69]Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. :bounce:[/quote] And also as a girl who has never had babies I was absolutely astounded that milk also shoots out of those bits and not just the middle bit....blink[/quote] Hmmm Oli... milk only comes out the nipple ... unless mine were broken when i breast fed lol :P