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The 5 answers we have all been waiting for:
How many ferrets can you get in an empty matchbox?
What is the average windspeed velocity of a swallow?
How many woods could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If life is like a box of chocolates, why does no one look at the little slip that tells you what you're gonna get?
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" how many results will you get?
[quote user=dave40t]How many ferrets can you get in an empty matchbox?
What is the average windspeed velocity of a swallow?
How many woods could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If life is like a box of chocolates, why does no one look at the little slip that tells you what you're gonna get?
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" how many results will you get?
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1 Depends if it's still full of marbles
2 Is it carrying a coconut?
3 About three, but then it gets bored - they don't have a very long attention span
4 In life, as in a box of chocolates, the element of surprise is what makes it all worthwhile
5 About 123,000 - despite the fact that the first one says that if you Google 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked you generate over 450,000 results. However, if you ditch the crass American spelling and Google 'Chuck Norris getting his arse kicked' you only get 24,900.
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