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oh i dont want to be bought, not even for a packet of crisps, how demeaning is that. In saying that would i get to eat the crisps. :giggle::giggle:
Not sure I`d meet the buyers agreements,depending on who it is of do you determine the Buyer? CC can I share your crisps?
hey CC, can i buy ya with a kitkat? i'm sure we can come to an agreement over who gets how many of the fingers :giggle::evil2:
:giggle:buy me creme eggs and i'm anyones !!!!!
I'd be a seller, i'm selling chris for a mixed fruit salad and an organic smoothie rotflmao
The fruity lady from Delmonte she says yessssssssssss :giggle:
[color="darkred"]Mindy's just come back from the shops with a mixed fruit salad and an organic smoothie! What's she up too?![/color]
rotflmao YAYYY thats chris sorted now to get on the couch with me frut salad and smoothie :clap:
im anybodys for a polo ................just dont ask me to fill the hole pokebolt
bugger!! can i offer 2 fruit salads and a cream pie for chris??lol
Oh good offer, i'm being swayed by the cream pie lol A bidding war :clap: i'll never get his head through the door after this rotflmao
[color="violet"]Kath, how about innocent smoothie of your choice, fresh fruit salad from M&S, gooey cake [size="24"]AND[/size] a bottle of vodka? innocent[size="18"][/size][/color] :rose:[color="violet"][/color]
Good god i really am that easy b/g you got me sussed so quickly rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
MMMM i was thinking i may have to offer myself to be bid on after all it is going to a good cause right??? lol Start the bidding ladies biggrin
i offer a quality rioca wine and a free meal for boss lol ♥ :bounce: :giggle:
cath i will give you some of me crisps, for some a shot of chris lol. Well i was bought for them, lol
bollox out bid again:violin:!!! kath 10 bottles of vodka,:beer: cream pie, fruit salad, an a peice of me :devil::boo: hehe
oo serenxx nice bid but im a greedy bitch so am bidding on him too lol ooooo is that allowed?? oh weel here goes for boss i would bid a flight ticket to my house, a nice meal will even get profiterols for puddin, with a few bottles of cheap wine cos it all tastes the same after the 2nd glass lol then i would let you touch my bum!! hehe jen xx
SOLD TO JEN!!!! Its the cheap wine that had me biggrin Mwahxxxxxxxxxxx
Box'S of After eights and you can do what you like with me, as long as i get to melt them and eat them off you.... how many box's peeps? mwah MO XX
woohooooo i won!! i never won anything before and wow what a prize!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm boss :inlove:
[color="darkred"]Are we still bidding for Chris Kc? I've got half a box of Ferrero Rocher, a bottle of cheep chardonnay and half of a very large chocolate cake??? Oh and I may as well chuck in my Chris too????[/color]
Sold to the lady in red on the couch. Well how could i resist an offer like that. He'll be in the frist class mail to you right awayrotflmao
This thread has really made me laugh - ur a bunch of mad yuns! hehehe... True got to say, your threads are always interesting and fun to read. Keep em coming! :crazy:
[quote user=kcmanc]Sold to the lady in red on the couch. Well how could i resist an offer like that. He'll be in the frist class mail to you right awayrotflmao[/quote] I have a new job, Senior Post Mistress at Central Manchester Post Office. I shall do my best to ensure prompt delivery to you Mindy. Chris may well get lost in the post I am afraid or arrive late Spring. Well ya know what the post is like these days huh, especially when the package happens to be Chris and crosses my path. :lick:innocent:bounce::bounce::bounce:
Amidst all the merry-making, can I just say that this auction thing sounds like a fantastic idea - perhaps someone would like to arrange some kind of swingers slave auction for charity? Of course, we might not want to tell them exactly what people were paying for... :mrgreen:
[quote user=ceylon1] I have a new job, Senior Post Mistress at Central Manchester Post Office. I shall do my best to ensure prompt delivery to you Mindy. Chris may well get lost in the post I am afraid or arrive late Spring. Well ya know what the post is like these days huh, especially when the package happens to be Chris and crosses my path. :lick:innocent:bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] [color="darkred"]Kc make sure you send him recorded delivery!! I'd make my chris walk!! lol[/color] bolt drinkies
ooooooooooh meanie mindy booooo. Just what roads will Mork be walking along then I'll pick him up on my rounds? :grin::haha::haha:
so who is next to be bid on?? ok i nominate myself lol
jen, all i have is a half eaten tube of smartiese, a kiwi and an emty bag that had cake in it... whats my chances ?? Poor mork, walking to manchester, mind you cey will pick him up and deliver him safe and i can always make it worth his while when he gets here rotflmao Chris is all packaged and sent, he did complain a bit about the brown paper and string so i stuck duck tape to his mouth too, be careful to pull slowly when you get him, dont want to ruin his designer stubble :thrilled: