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curvysue
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of >>coffee. >> >> >> (Hardly seems worth it.) >> >> >> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. >> >> >> (Now that's more like it!) >> >> >> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. >> >> >> (O.M.G.!) >> >> >> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. >> >> >> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) >> >> >> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) >> >> >> (I'm still not over the pig.) >> >> >> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour >> >> >> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) >> >> >> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. >> >> >> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") >> >> >> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. >> >> >> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) >> >> >> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. >> >> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) >> >> >> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >> >> >> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) >> >> >> Butterflies taste with their feet. >> >> >> (Something I always wanted to know.) >> >> >> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. >> >> >> (Hmmmmmm......) :P >> >> >> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. >> >> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) >> >> >> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. >> >> >> (okay, so that would be a good thing) >> >> >> A cat's urine glows under a black light. >> >> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) >> >> >> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >> >> >> (I know some people like that.) >> >> >> Starfish have no brains >> >> >> (I know some people like that too.) >> >> >> Polar bears are left-handed. >> >> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) >> >> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. >> >> >> (What about that pig??) lol :lol: :lol: :P Post edited 07-06-2007 19:04
Unknown
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sxshz
Warming the Bed
sue your a star ..... where did you get all these things from? you would be great at a pub quiz lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Curvy I knew I loved u xxxxx
ceylon1
Sex God
:clap: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Made us smile Suzie xxx
Unknown
Sex God
biggrin I had this in an email a couple of months ago....still took the time to read it again though, so funny! x