skills to trade

13 May 2008

in chat tonight it was suggested that we should build up a trade directory with people's skills on it i have no skills so what are yours?

13 May 2008

Ray is computer build - repair- general clean up...and qualified too not just an eager amature might be usefull to have a swinging computer repairer help you out...lol mail us if you need anything

13 May 2008

Mark is a carpenter and joiner and a bloody good one if I do say so myself - we have own website if ne can be of assistance. I am an office manager so 10 a penny lol and no skills other than in the swinging dept :smile2: but if I can be of help then Im ya man oooops woman :happy:

13 May 2008

[color="olive"]What a BRILLIANT thread!! Right mork, cm or whatever he's called these days is a plasterer. He also does external rendering and dry lining. He is also an architectural model maker, and he still does the occasional planning drawing for various architects around hampshire. I know it's not a trade but I'm a portrait artist (and a bar maid lol) and available for any commission. (but NO I won't come round and pour your bloody drinks!! lol)[/color]

13 May 2008

I'm in IT, specialising in databases, so if you want anything doing in that line, I'm very reasonably-priced biggrin

Beyond that, I'm a decent amateur musician. Piano (classical) Violin (classical and Irish folk) Singer Photography and sketching are also of a passable standard. (I'm getting very good at retouching old photographs). Winetasting - if you've got any wine, I'll happily come round and work my way through it and then produce a report saying if it had been any good or not :D

13 May 2008

Qualified Plasterer, Qualified Bricklayer and general builder also Railway infrastructure maintenance and safety critical work for umm all those with their own private railways lol Also dabble in pc building and repairs more a keen amateur at that though. JJ knows the in and outs of the hotel business and was a pretty successful Ann Summers Rep

14 May 2008

I'm (Damian)a welder, fabrictor, driving instructor, general handman and perv :haha:

14 May 2008

I`m an Aircraft Engineer,so there wont be much call for that unless you have a private jet.

14 May 2008

hi robin is a plumbing and heating eng corgi reg xxxx

14 May 2008

posted this elsewhere but I am a beauty and holistic therapist.... I'm also a reiki master and teach others..mr s is a biologist with an environmental company.. so if massages, alternative therapies and biological stuff is your bag contact us lol

14 May 2008

Well Daz is an awesome guitarist, and a qualified toolmaker... Im a qualified nothing, I have no talent or skill what so ever :upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset:

14 May 2008

Your a lovely sexy person jo so who cares if you can't explain the theory of relativity cos I can't either lol xxx

14 May 2008

:inlove: hey folks me neither, only skill iv got is too make sexy peeps smile and laff........im foookin useless too!!!:-o

14 May 2008

Funky hunni you brighten up everyones day and night ..... luv ya xxxxxxxxx

14 May 2008

I`m a Plumber/childminder an full time mum an when i get a spare moment i`m drunken we all have to unwind don`t we :haha: :crazy:

14 May 2008

Oh sorry an i forgot oi funky you got the skills to pay the bills dont worry. :haha::haha: :happy::happy:

14 May 2008

Si is a Qualifiad Clinical Hypnotherapist and life Coach, so might be able to help a few out :haha: MO is a Qualified Interior plant designer so if its plants you need she maybe able to give some advice.

14 May 2008

Sarah = adult toy tester!!! :evil2:

14 May 2008

:angel:Lisa is a licenced pervert ( Ann summers party rep) boink

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well all i do is work in communications for the army :censored::censored:.... might be of use to anyone planning a revolution pmsl smile2:

14 May 2008

Properly the best thread we've come across ... we love it drinkies

Her therapist loves hands on :doggy: Him Qualified Coach trimmer, now driving hgv loves getting head down & delivering load :doggy:.

14 May 2008

well what a coincidence sarah we have the same job :thrilled:

14 May 2008

Ermmm, Mr MWM is, erm...an adult toy! How strange, Mrs MWM is also an adult toy tester too!!

15 May 2008

im a mick-nack-nick, or mechanic to the laymen lol, anything need hammering or spannering im ya man lol

15 May 2008

Well i think i said this before but im a plumber an in me spare time i service the warp drive on funkyD`s cloud. Oh an rosie when you say you have no skills that not wot i heard hun. :haha: :giggle:

15 May 2008

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: sssshhhhh who's been blabbing? as if i can't guess :-o:-o:-o

15 May 2008

Nah i know wot ya thinkin Rosie but she aint sed a word, you know how discreet she can be lol. :haha: :giggle:

16 May 2008

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: so it wasn't funks then? innocent

as if!!!

16 May 2008

Jo hunnie... You have a body to die for, perfect legs, perfect breasts and awesome nipples ! Also a beautiful face and an IQ higher than my height in cm's I would qualify you as been very gifted and very talented ! Dazza MrB ! xxxxx

16 May 2008

:inlove::inlove:aaawwwww :inlove::inlove: I Love you Daz xxxxx

17 May 2008

[color="green"]I'm a self-employed property maintenance fella - "Bodgeit, Patchit and Runn" .. And website design in me spare time. Me mate just asked me to join his band - but he was drunk when he heard me play guitar biggrin

:D And I've thought about becoming a sex therapist -- I've heard its just like counselling with knobs on :lol2:[/color]