Sexlightened
OK, what sexy jokes do you know?
I'll start the ball rolling
1) What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to sleep with a light on :devil:
2) A girl goes to the Doctor's desperate for a baby and explains that her partner is unable to provide for her, so she want's artificial insemination.
The Doctor gives a full examination and afrees that there is no reason why this should not be possible. He then instructs her to go behind the screen, strip naked and await his return. When he gets back he asks her to bend over and then starts screwing her from behind. Taken aback the girl screams, what the hell are you doing, I asked for artificial insemination. the Doctor replied, 'I a, so sorry, we've run out of bottled, you'have to have draft' :doggy:
3) A girl runs down the street screaming 'help, help' I've been graped' A passer-by stops her and says 'calm down, love, don't you mean you've been ? 'No says the girl, there were a bunch of them'
OK, over to all you sexy people out there
Neil
