Now not many of you know this, but I have a major secret to tell you all.
You all seem to know me reasonably well, others a bit too well....:embarrased2: but did you know that I am not really the scatty daft lady with the fabulous tits (dave5440 s words)who cant spell and fingers type too fast and never makes sence.
I am really a secret top brain surgoen who specialises on the brains of aliens!!! There are some who I know are totally surprised that my brain is clever enough to even be able to spell specialise.
So what is everyones hidden work talent? I have this feeling that The Stig is a well known member of this site mingling among us.....
Come on you lot,spill the beans to Fruit as I know your hiding some major talents.
Join in lol xxxxx
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Secret Jobs.
well i wasnt ever going to tell anyone my secret job but as a thred has been started i feel i must now.
im the page 3 girl in the sun they use my body everyday but stick some other fookers head on it so it dont look like me!! cheeky fookers they are!
im also a rocket scientist so if anyone needs the rocket checking im your gal lol
Jen ......I have a rocket i wouldn't mind you taking a look at babe 
Well i have to tell you that due to my job i sometimes work away and it involves somewhere cold.
My mystery job is that i pick up penguins for a living. When the aircraft fly over head the penguins look at them and follow them with their heads and that causes them to fall over and they can't get up. ....... Thats where my talents come in :D
P P P P Pick up a penguin lo
Well i have to tell you that due to my job i sometimes work away and it involves somewhere cold.
My mystery job is that i pick up penguins for a living. When the aircraft fly over head the penguins look at them and follow them with their heads and that causes them to fall over and they can't get up. ....... Thats where my talents come in :D
P P P P Pick up a penguin lo 
Sex God
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dont tell anyone but im really a 'nutta' a sexy one , but a nutta by trade!!!
funky xx:P
Warming the Bed
I just got a job writing a column in a magazine. They want me to try out perversions and review them for their new feature "Pervert'u'like". I need to do research, can anyone suggest the first perversion I should try out? or even better help me with the fieldwork?
Warming the Bed
I used to be a dolphin trainer
[color="violet"]I'm a secret "mirkin" maker to the stars in celebsville....they're made from genuine pubic hair carefully reaped from the guest beds and play area,delicately dry cleaned and coloured with natural henna and such like to create the master pieces the stars require for their blockbuster "money shot"........[/color]
