If I am reincarnated:
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm....x
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REINCARNATION............
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Warming the Bed
:sounds great to me, only thing is i'd work out to still be at this stage in my life :crazy: oh well at least ill have my teens to still live
When I was about 13 years old, I was told by a old lady, who was our neighbour. That people come back next time on how they live their lives this time!!
She told me that if I didn't start being good that I would come back next time as a Tomato!!
I replyed thats fine because I like tomato!!
I think I missed her point a bit!! :giggle:
I wonder what she would say now!! If she knew I was a swinger and Bi too?? Maybe come back as a bannana!! MMMMMMMMMMM!! Nice thought!! :evil2:
Lolly x x x
PS. Well I do think a bannana is an improvement from a Tomato!! :P
:haha::haha::haha: Casanova
Sounds an interesting idea..........:bounce:
