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One to think about while having that cup of tea.

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I was cleaning the flat today( yes i do do houseworksmile ) and i found this little sheet of logic, See how many you can get. I do have the answers. So its easy for me :) And think about them. You should be able to answer them correctly in three minutes 1. How far can a dog run into the forest? 2. How many birthdays does the average person have? 3. Why can;t a person living in Oxford be buried in Ipswich? 4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how long would they last? 5. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28 days? 6. If you had only one match left in the box and entered a room in which there was a paraffin lamp, a gas ring and a fuel stove, what would you light first? 7. An arhcitect has a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southerly aspect. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is thebear? 8. I have in my hand two coins totalling 15p. On eis not a 5p piece. Rememer that. What are they? 9. You are the pilot of an areoplane with 100 passengers which drops half in Birmingham and picks up 10, flies to manchester, doubles its load and then finally reduces it by a third at Edinburgh. What is the pilots name? 10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 11. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have? 12. An archeologist claims he has found two coins with the date 10 b.c on them. Can they be geniune? 13. A woman gives a begger 20p. The woman is the begger's sister, but the begger is not the womans brother. How is this? 14. How many of each species did Moses take into the Ark? 15. Is it legal in the U.K for a man to marry his widows sister? 16. Some ducks are swimming in a line. There is a duck in front of the two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks are there in total? 17. If ten cats kill ten rats in ten minutes. How long will it take one hundred cats to kill one hundred rats? 18. The number of eggs in a basket doubles every minute. The basket is full of eggs after sixty minutes. When was it half full? 19. Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck. None of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why was this?
there there cc hunni .... have a mental pill and cwtch up to debs lol
smile :) I was just feeling a bit like Truescorpio for a moment, and thought i would post some mindless nonsence. :):)
Think CC needs to get out more (yes I know get a babysitter)or you`ll go stir crazy like xxxx
OUT, what does that mean? smile Im in the house every night. Need to entertain myself somehow, theres a limit to the masterbation :)
omg i sat and did that..... and took me longer than 3 mins oh dear oh dear serens i need some pills please
too long a thread ffs cc we aint got time to read that
[quote user=miss_ccrider]I was cleaning the flat today( yes i do do houseworksmile ) and i found this little sheet of logic, See how many you can get. I do have the answers. So its easy for me :) And think about them. You should be able to answer them correctly in three minutes 1. How far can a dog run into the forest? 2. How many birthdays does the average person have? 3. Why can;t a person living in Oxford be buried in Ipswich? 4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how long would they last? 5. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28 days? 6. If you had only one match left in the box and entered a room in which there was a paraffin lamp, a gas ring and a fuel stove, what would you light first? 7. An arhcitect has a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southerly aspect. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is thebear? 8. I have in my hand two coins totalling 15p. On eis not a 5p piece. Rememer that. What are they? 9. You are the pilot of an areoplane with 100 passengers which drops half in Birmingham and picks up 10, flies to manchester, doubles its load and then finally reduces it by a third at Edinburgh. What is the pilots name? 10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 11. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have? 12. An archeologist claims he has found two coins with the date 10 b.c on them. Can they be geniune? 13. A woman gives a begger 20p. The woman is the begger's sister, but the begger is not the womans brother. How is this? 14. How many of each species did Moses take into the Ark? 15. Is it legal in the U.K for a man to marry his widows sister? 16. Some ducks are swimming in a line. There is a duck in front of the two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks are there in total? 17. If ten cats kill ten rats in ten minutes. How long will it take one hundred cats to kill one hundred rats? 18. The number of eggs in a basket doubles every minute. The basket is full of eggs after sixty minutes. When was it half full? 19. Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck. None of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why was this?[/quote] OK here's my 3 minute guestimates.... and I didn't even use google... but I am very good at these logical quizzes... 1. Until there is no more forest 2. One - we all only have 1 birthday 3. Because if they are living in Oxford they can't be buried anywhere - they are still alive - DUH! 4. 1 hour - take one now, take one in half hour then take one another half hour after that = 1 hour 5. All months have 28 days... 28 Jan, 28 Feb, 28 Mar etc 6. I would light the match first DUH! 7. The bear is white. Think about it. How can a rectangular house have all 4 sides facing south unless it was in Antarctica - polar bear! 8. If 'one' is not a 5p piece then it must be a 10p piece. So the other 'one' must be a 5p piece. 9. 'You' are the pilot! 10. The answer is 70. There are 60 halves in 30 then add 10... I was always good at maths. 11. You have 2 apples... cos you just took them! 12. They are not genuine - in 10BC they didn't know it was BC (before Christ) as Christ hadn't been born 13. Because the beggar is a woman 14. None cos it was Noah's ark not Moses's 15. No because a dead man can't get married... think about it. 16. 7? I think... 17. 10 mins... each cat takes 10 mins to kill a rat 18. It is half full at 59 minutes cos at 60 mins the number of eggs doubles 19. Because there are only 3 men - 3 generations of the same family so 2 of them are fathers and 2 of them are sons. Ok this took me 5 minutes...
you got 1. and 16. wrong, but very good The dog can only run in half way to a forest and there was three ducks xxx
2 wrong???? Oh bugger.... lol
You can always write my essay for me cc... it is on market economies... that will take up some time for you.
read it my, head hurts now,me think that the cleaning products that cc is using have gone to her head lmao dont need any pills thanks serens...just a cwtch will suffice. luv ya.....the bays xxxxxxx
ohhhhh.... cos once a dog runs half way in he is running back out again
and i wouldnt have even attempted pmsl im not too clever hehe
smile well done puss, of course it must be running back out again once it has run halfway in :)
[quote user=baylisstic]read it my, head hurts now,me think that the cleaning products that cc is using have gone to her head lmao dont need any pills thanks serens...just a cwtch will suffice. luv ya.....the bays xxxxxxx[/quote] ok sexy bays cwtches 'r us lol
[quote user=serens40][quote user=baylisstic]read it my, head hurts now,me think that the cleaning products that cc is using have gone to her head lmao dont need any pills thanks serens...just a cwtch will suffice. luv ya.....the bays xxxxxxx[/quote] ok sexy bays cwtches 'r us lol[/quote] right Mr Northy told me cwtchy meant drippy/soggy fanny and i believed him. Im now thinking in the context you just used it it dosent.(or does it)smile xxx
I just googled, it and it means affectionite hug............Mr Northy your a dirty bugger.................I feel emotionally scarred now smile xxx
cc how could you fall for that .... I mean northy said it lol ... cwtch means hug/cuddle as you say .. in welsh only with more meaning lol xxx
im jus soooooooooooo glad i didnt attempt to ansa any of those questions....cus....fuck me, i kno im sexy... (rotflmao:rotflmao:smile but im also sooooooooooooo thick!!! :doh: funky nutta xx :P:P