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on a lighter note.............

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well, after the whole seriousness of the true controversal thing, i was sitting here thinking i may as well share something with ya that might lighten the mood a little and hoprfully not make ya go gggrrrrrrrr banghead right, when i was a kid, my grandad bless him, told me that ya couldn't eat the bottom part of a banana because it would make a banana tree grow in ya belly and only grandads could eat them cause he's tummy was strong enough to stop it from growing.:crazy: anyways, like a plank, i believed him, so whenever i had a banana, i always gave the bottom half to him to eat so i didn't end up with bananas growing out me ears. :evil2: i must have been 11 before i figured out he tricked me, god how gullable was i. lol :doh: right, off to look for apples in me shoes...............bolt ps, i only ever eat bananas at me grandads house and yes, to this day, i always give him the bottom half :smile2:
:inlove: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats so cute Sexy Miss S.....thats made ikkle funky giggle....:smile2: but it also made me think of my mommy.....who used 2 say i shudnt eat apple pips cus id hav a apple tree grow in me belly......and i too believed her......and even now 2 this day.....(and mommys in heaven) i still do not eat apple pips......and i giggle to myself and think of her wen i do eat cox's!! sumthings r strange but nice at the same time.....thanx for remindin me of her and her apple pips!! funkyD havin a moment.....:P
funky!!! ur moment caused me to have a moment!!! love ya woman, specially more now that i know ya as gullable as me :inlove:
you are both lush..
and if u eat the crusts off bread your hair will go curly.....
To this day, I am still terrified of the Big Bad Wolf.
and i wont swollow chewin gum cus it gets wrapped round ur intestines........lol funkyD xx:P
and carrots make u see in the dark...........well i think it was carrots!! hehehehehe funkyD xx:P
puss sorry to burst ya bubble but i don't eat crusts n me hairs curly pmsl made me laugh though me mum god bless her used to tell me the same :boo:
hey funky babe, carrots do help you see in the dark, but they fooking hurt when you 1st put them in lol
:crazy:my mam used to tie my hair in rags and leave it overnight... next day it would all be in mad ringlets smile
My mum used to do that to mine too serens. I used to spend the night tossing and turning cos they kept waking me up (probably also cos i was excited - always for a special occasion) Problem was that about 30 seconds after the rags came out so did the ringlets :doh: Every time- she tried and i cried :giggle: Happy days :rose:
My mum told me if I ate all me greens I would grow up wiv a huge cock. She lied...........:upset: But I still eat them. :crazy::crazy:
:bounce: trust u fucka......a big man like u must hav a HUGE cock!! anyhows, god bet my mommys lookin down on me and laffin her socks off at me.....:mrgreen: well she used to tell me not to wee in the swimmin baths othawise id hav a big blue cloud follow me in the water and above me hed.......so i neva had a wee in the swimmin pool and still dont........mmmmmmmm wellllllllll.....i did in chams jaccuzzi but thats not a swimmin pool, but u kno wot.........i still looked 4 me blue loon cloud....lol:lol2surprisedlololol:lol2:ololol............and mommy i jus wanna apologize for me 'piss shots' on me profile.......funfor made me do it!!! love u funfor.....:inlove:.....love u mommy!! funkyD xx:P
under bridges it is the Troll that worries me!
My mum also told me not to piss in telephone boxes hee hee hee. :crazy:
Nice tattoo sarah I got a grim reaper in the same your ass is nicer than mine. :happy: