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7 Feb 2008

Well we are officially booored. So to ease the boredom we having a clear out and to our utter disgust have discovered that we have lost our Hairy Haggis :cry: He is small round hairy and ginger has anyone seen him ? Oh n his name is Horace:cry:

7 Feb 2008

hi we did see Horace he was rolling around in the chatroom small& hairy we did try to make him feel at home by saying hi Horace , but he just went in a flash along with the chatroom ,,,,, life can be a bitch at times ,,, come back soon Horace bolt

7 Feb 2008

I saw him, rolling past ceylon's camera about midday today........ I tried to stop him but the little sucker is far to quick for his own good.....

7 Feb 2008

:censored: well since I cant get into the chatroom I'll help you look fluffs.... now any idea where you last saw him?.. does he have any friends?? :huh:

7 Feb 2008

Sorry fluffs the only hairy haggis I know isn't small and round and his name is Mr C lmao. :grin:

7 Feb 2008

[quote user=madchick]I saw him, rolling past ceylon's camera about midday today........ I tried to stop him but the little sucker is far to quick for his own good.....[/quote] Maddie that was the window cleaner falling off his ladder :giggle::giggle::giggle:

7 Feb 2008

When you find him, mr fluffy needs to wear something under that kilt so he doesn't escape for freedom again, have you tried email crimewatch uk to see if they will do a story on him.:haha:

8 Feb 2008

put a bowl of milk out............that will attract the little bugger :haha:

8 Feb 2008

errmmmmmsummat wizzed past me ,without thinking i stamped on it :evil2: hopfully it was just a spider dunno

8 Feb 2008

I think I saw it running round the M25 You had best get down here and catch it :lick: :bounce:

8 Feb 2008

For Burns night last week, we had our boss dress in full kilt and sporran and recite a Robert burns poem. He stabbed the haggis many times and cooked it and shared it (even a veggie one for me). I don't think it was Horace tho fluffs so don't worry, i think this one was called Horatio, at least i think he was.. Maybe he just ran off for a bit till all the Haggis stabbing has calmed down. You know what shy creatures those Hagi are rotflmao

xx kc's xx

8 Feb 2008

Actually, Horace was last seen inhabiting Mr Fluffy Sporans chin......... Mr F decided to get the lawn mower out to shave and frightened Horace off.... last seen heading towards Glasgow and the safety of a scots off-licence......

8 Feb 2008

madchick nope that is the start of the beard he is growin for mk :devil:

8 Feb 2008

kc we hope it wasn't horace was the said haggis wearing a tartan hat? :huh:

9 Feb 2008

No definately no hat, phew it wasnt him. It was fun to see the faces of the English people though, the poem was all about killing the English and then stabbing the haggis to simulate this... yikes! But hey ho, those who do not learn by history are doomed to repeat it.. and i'd rather go shag in Scotland than fight bolt

9 Feb 2008

Horace the Hairy Haggis what next? I thought it was bad enough with CCs Wilbur. Fluffs sorry I havent seen him but if I do I`ll make sure a pan of steaming water is on the Debs XXXX

9 Feb 2008

ian writes fluffs a :notes:sorry i ate the little fooker

:rotflmao::-o

9 Feb 2008

tis ok ian the one we gave u was'n a hairy one n very edible boink

:boo:

9 Feb 2008

well kc if ya wanna shag in scotland give us a shout:devil:

10 Feb 2008

:sticky :doh surprised

h sorry fluffy think we ran over him at grenta services on the way home from newcastle :upset:oh wait did u say horace was a redhead:P poor we horace gone ta heaven: na wait think the one wee ran over was a brunette:thumbup: so wee horace lives to perve another day:happy:if i see him fluffy will send him home done in batter innocent

wa brown sause and a pickle bolt

muffin xxxxx