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Mummy - can I have a pet?

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Little Bobby comes home from Sunday school and says to his Mum "Can I have a pet please Mummy?" His Mum says "Yes, I should think so - what animal would you like for a pet?" And little Bobby says "I'd like a tortoise". "A tortoise!" says his Mum. "Okay then. And what are you going to call him"? "I'm going to call him Jesus" said the boy. "Why on earth are you going to call him Jesus?" says his Mum. "Well" says Bobby, "at Sunday school, the vicar said to us 'Come children - let's all pray just like Jesus Tortoise'" Post edited 03-08-2006 20:09
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Pmsfl! that's the best joke i've heard in ages! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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"Noah," says the Lord, "for the next flood, I want no animals on board, just fish. And not any old fish, but only carp, in glass tanks." "And this time," says the Lord, "think big, Eight decks at least." "I got you," says Noah, "what you want is a multi-storey carp ark."