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Mud wrestling Contest!!!! Tickets available now!!!!

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:evil2:Me too funks nuffin I like more than goin down on dirty bird.............funks does that make me a I aint really I`m jus a dirty fukka.biggrin:D :lickface::lickface:
Ooooh yeah northy we're all dirty cos half of the ladies on SP are writhing about in wet sticky mud mmmmmmmm :lickface::lickface::lickface::lickface: :bounce:
coffeeWho has the catering franchise? Mrs P makes a lovely mud pie. :coffee:
We need a bigger mud pit!
You may have to look for a covered out door one,:bounce::bounce::bounce: as the number of contestants seem to be growing rather rapidly :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
:devil:question: are we gonna be naked?
Serens if you aint naked then i aint cumin :grin: :crazy:
:angel: in that case naked it is then...apart from stiletto's of course lol
mmmmmmmmm naked mud fight, make sure all fifi's r shaven as the mud will be a nightmare to get out ur pubes.........im okey cokey = shaven haven ova ere....:lol2::lol2: funkyD xx
I`ll bring me razor an I can help out the ladies who have forgotten to have a pre wrestle wizz up :bounce::bounce:
bolt you ain't going anywhere near my bits with a razor northy :O:O:O
Yeh I can see your point cey an i jus realised it`s a cuthroat razor...........bit risky.:O:O :haha::haha:
Just to offer, i used to run and actually have a purpose built 7ft square inflatable wrestling ring. If you wanna borrow it no problem at all. Sounds cool
I'll get in the mud, whilst carrying the round number board if you want. Won't stilettos burst the inflatable floor?? :evil2:
Not sure, it's quite tough to be
[quote user=thedesigner] i used to ......[/quote] Designer....really?!?! Do you still have it? OMG...all we need is a venue, some mud or whatever, a time and TICKET SALES!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah i do, i used to run uk lube wrestling, touring clubs doing it. its in my warehouse at work, if you can used mud, use lube, as i say you can use it if you want no problem
mmmmmmmm sexy the..........can i help u find it at home!!!! cmon u kno u wanna........ ur bestest and sexiest buddy funkyD xx:P
mwm69:inlove: cash to charity??? or my weddin fund??? funkyD xx:P
Funky of course you can, i'll even inflate it and we can try it out!??.x
The choice is yours Funky.x
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm wot shall we hav in it........ piss party???:laughabove:
lol
Funks piss party sounds great I`m gonna drink ten pints o lager and fukkin hose u down wiv me golden rain :haha::haha:
steady shergar.................:doh:
Hey Northy, where were you Saturday night, thought you was gonna be our official photographer :twisted:rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:boo: Funky.....we aint sold any tickets yet hun!!! Looks like its gona be a free for all...lots of naked horny women writhing around in a brown slippery substance with male officials doing there stuff. Could just have described a normal wedding reception...pmsl.... now theres a thought. A wedding reception extaordinaire. :beer:
:haha: Mrs Cey :happy: Yeah Northy.:rascal:...we had the tripod all set up for yer...:censored: Maybe next time when your not so busy :huhconfused
boink Direct Debit set up!!!!! This site costs a fortune for fun lol.....and I think Northy deserves a written warning for a no show!! innocent