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Just is going to sound really wierd however, I sick of fems getting all the fun with Mr. wabbits etc :twisted: 1, Whats the top selling male toy currently on the market today? 2, Whats the best selling toy for males? 3, Do those penis pumps really work? Nigel - thujone :P xxx
[quote user=thujone]Just is going to sound really wierd however, I sick of fems getting all the fun with Mr. wabbits etc :twisted: 1, Whats the top selling male toy currently on the market today? [/quote] Jordan [quote user=thujone]2, Whats the best selling toy for males?[/quote] Lego [quote user=thujone]3, Do those penis pumps really work?[/quote] I think they would sell a lot more if they did work? dunno
haha x ...but I cannot afford Jordan? dunno
who would want her if they could afford her ?????????
NOT MEEEEEEEEE - thats for sure. ...talk about past the parcel :doggy: (give me Oli Jordan, Katherine Jenkins, Velcity Von, Melissa Lauren, Karen McDougal, Cecilia Vega, Lilia Stepanova, Keyra Agustina, Laura Angel, Kristina Kireeva, Heather Brooke, Nikki Sims etc anyday :P) But your not helping me !!
get yourself a butt plug, that will sort you out for a bit I will take you to Ann Summers in Leeds and you can get yourself one, or a vibrating massage glove and you can go back to your room and shove your butt plug in and vibrate your cock away to yourself. Oh and im not offering to help smile xxx or get yourself a cock ring. And i think you will find its not all about the ladies.
OMG! - All of a sudden, Leeds sounds quite a scary place :O Think I'll stick with what I know best :wank: !! I've already had 2793 single dudes checking me out so won't be buying any butt plugs, cock rings or any of that liquid they sniff to ease it in...:doggy: I'm here for couples & select sexy females only!! :fury: But I have to say, I might apply for Dragons Den and promote my new company 'Richard Winters' for the discreet gentleman!:rascal: xxx
lol tell us when your going to be on then we can record it lol. You could test all the mens toys out and tell us whats best...... Im an ex Ann Summers P.o and when i used to get asked at my parties what was the best i could always answer then honestly..... rolleyes xxxxx
...and this was a serious topic madeye:
i think you will find you got some serious answers, but why ot try googling it and im sure you will find many and save you blushes too. I do hope you find your "select" sexy female smile:):):):) xxx
Check out pabo online... toys for all occasions for men and women lol
cc, your post cracked me up, xx
[quote user=lac69]cc, your post cracked me up, xx[/quote] lol, Lac, why ????? smile:):):):)
How about silicone injections ------ for men :uhoh:
[quote user=qanda]How about silicone injections ------ for men :uhoh:[/quote] mmmmm - but yet again, that will only give YOU more pleasure? The thought of injecting my nOOb with some old whale fat makes me feel sick :O
i saw a programme (may have been a Sexcetera) where silicone injections were in balls. one guy had done so much that they were the size of those practise footballs and he couldn't have sex any more!!! but he loved it
rosie you are hilarious smile:):):):)
[quote user=thujone]Just is going to sound really wierd however, I sick of fems getting all the fun with Mr. wabbits etc :twisted: 1, Whats the top selling male toy currently on the market today? [/quote] Xbox :happy: