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[quote user=funandfunky][quote user=sudsy]Not that well True - you're back on SP by 10:30 pm 
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Anything from the following Mr Scorpio ??.................
STATUS:
Endangered
DESCRIPTION:
There are five species of rhinos � two African and three Asian. The African species are the white and black rhinos. Both species have two horns. Asian rhinos include the Indian and the Javan, each with one horn, and the Sumatran, which has two.
SIZE:
The white rhino is the second largest land mammal next to the elephant. The five species range in weight from 750 pounds to 8,000 pounds and stand anywhere from four and a half to six feet tall.
POPULATION:
Black Rhino (Diceros bicornis): 2,400
White Rhino (Ceratotherium simum): 7,500
Sumatran Rhino (Dicerorhinus sumatrensis): 400
Javan Rhino (Rhinoceros sondaicus): fewer than 100
Indian Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis): more than 2,000
LIFESPAN:
Biologists estimate that wild rhinos live up to 35 years. In captivity, a rhino may live 40 years.
RANGE:
Rhinos are found in parts of Africa and Asia.
HABITAT:
Rhino habitat ranges from savannas to dense forests in tropical and subtropical regions.
FOOD:
Rhinos are herbivores, meaning they eat only plants. White rhinos, with their square-shaped lips, are ideally suited to graze on grass. Other rhinos prefer to eat the foliage of trees or bushes.
BEHAVIOR:
As solitary creatures, both male and female rhinos establish territories. Males mark and defend their territories. Rhinos use their horns not only in battles for territory or females but also to defend themselves from lions, tigers and hyenas.
OFFSPRING:
Males and females frequently fight during courtship, sometimes leading to serious wounds inflicted by their horns. After mating, the pair go their separate ways. A calf is born 14 to 18 months later. Although they nurse for a year, calves are able to begin eating vegetation one week after birth.
THREATS:
Rhinos rank among the most endangered species on Earth. Valued for their horns, they face a serious threat from poaching. Some cultures believe that the powdered rhino horn will cure everything from fever to food poisoning and will enhance sexual stamina.
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:haha: [quote user=truescorpio]STATUS:
Endangered
Indeed, genuine single males are an endangered species!
DESCRIPTION:
See profile
SIZE:
About 8 inches at last measure
POPULATION:
Just the one - how much more endangered do you want than that? 
LIFESPAN:
Depends on who I piss off! :grin:
RANGE:
Just over a metre when Im excited 
HABITAT:
A gloomy, grey little place in th midlands...
FOOD:
Cottage cheese and cold porridge - dinner anyone?
BEHAVIOR:
Whats that?
OFFSPRING:
None (believes in safe sex) :angel:
THREATS:
Daily[/quote]
MUST.... NOT.... RESPOND....
LIFESPAN:
Depends on who I piss off! :grin:
RANGE:
Just over a metre when Im excited
HABITAT:
A gloomy, grey little place in th midlands...
FOOD:
Cottage cheese and cold porridge - dinner anyone?
BEHAVIOR:
Whats that?
OFFSPRING:
None (believes in safe sex) :angel:
THREATS:
Daily[/quote]
MUST.... NOT.... RESPOND.... [quote user=ceylon1]Nooooooooooo Oli, say it loud and clear for all of us to hear, you know you wanna. :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote]
Oh I soooooooooo do wanna.... but my new years resolution was to be a nicer person.... it is now nearly October and I still haven't achieved all my resolutions so starting now...
MUST.... NOT.... SAY..... ANYTHING.....
Sexpert
[color="olive"]Oliviak, you may be able to bite your tongue but I really can't resist...[/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]STATUS:
Endangered
Indeed, genuine single males are an endangered species![/quote]
[color="olive"]What?? There's hundreds of em last time I checked!![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]DESCRIPTION:
See profile
SIZE:
About 8 inches at last measure[/quote]
[color="olive"]Thinkness of skull?? [/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]POPULATION:
Just the one - how much more endangered do you want than that? [/quote]
[color="olive"]Do you really want an answer to that??[/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]LIFESPAN:
Depends on who I piss off! :grin:[/quote]
[color="olive"]Probably about another year then![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]RANGE:
Just over a metre when Im excited [/quote]
[color="olive"]And I bet you have actually measured that distance with a tape measure?![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]HABITAT:
A gloomy, grey little place in th midlands... [/quote]
[color="olive"]Erm... Horses for courses??[/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]FOOD:
Cottage cheese and cold porridge - dinner anyone?[/quote]
[color="olive"]YUK! [/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]BEHAVIOR:
Whats that?[/quote]
[color="olive"]All the good single guys will let you know![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]OFFSPRING:
None (believes in safe sex) :angel:[/quote]
[color="olive"]Good good!![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]THREATS:
Daily[/quote]
[color="olive"]Shock horror!
HA![/color]
:bounce::bounce::bounce::boxing:
:fuckinghell:
:haha::hunk::kick:
[color="olive"]Sorry True but you will dangle these hooks! lol[/color]
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[color="olive"]Do you really want an answer to that??[/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]LIFESPAN:
Depends on who I piss off! :grin:[/quote]
[color="olive"]Probably about another year then![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]RANGE:
Just over a metre when Im excited [/quote]
[color="olive"]And I bet you have actually measured that distance with a tape measure?![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]HABITAT:
A gloomy, grey little place in th midlands... [/quote]
[color="olive"]Erm... Horses for courses??[/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]FOOD:
Cottage cheese and cold porridge - dinner anyone?[/quote]
[color="olive"]YUK! [/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]BEHAVIOR:
Whats that?[/quote]
[color="olive"]All the good single guys will let you know![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]OFFSPRING:
None (believes in safe sex) :angel:[/quote]
[color="olive"]Good good!![/color]
[quote user=truescorpio]THREATS:
Daily[/quote]
[color="olive"]Shock horror!
HA![/color]
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[color="olive"]Sorry True but you will dangle these hooks! lol[/color] [quote]I have a date a bit later this evening, but erm...the trouble is I had a meet last night, things got a little impassioned and I now have what looks like a teabag in the most obvious place on the left side of my neck, and none of my collars will cover it up[/quote]
An impassioned Rhino with a teabag on its neck .......the mind boggles
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:giggle::haha: [color="cyan"]Well I don't know how to speak rhino... but here are a few tips from thewildones website...[/color]
The Black rhino is more vocal than the white rhino, and has several vocalizations.
The baby rhinos make a squeak, and the adult black rhinos create what is termed a "burst" in which they generate a loud burst of sound which is mostly below the range of human hearing and can travel great distance in the forest.
Adult black rhinos also make a high pitched "squeak", and a mooing noise. One vocalization you will hear comes from a baby rhino and is a "squeek". The female rhion you are hearing is making a "burst" and the male a "mooing" sound and squeaks.
[b]Sumatran Rhino[/b]
This vocalization is from three Sumatran rhinos, two females and one male. In captivity they often vocalize together even though they are solitary creatures in the wild. In fact, there is hardly a silent moment in their barn, and they are the most vocal of all rhinos ever recorded. They make four distinct types of vocalizations, one of which is called the "whale song" because it sounds so much like a whale. Some of their communication is infrasonic (below the range of human hearing), and is clearly designed to travel for great distances in the dense forest where they live in the wild. There are only three Sumatran rhinos in captivity in the United States, and it is estimated that there are only 300 left in the whole world.
[b]White Rhino[/b]
The white rhino has four types of vocalizations. They make a mooing (like a cow) sound which is made very infrequently, and baby white rhinos will occasionally make a "squeak" noise. Very rarely, when under extreme duress, they will make a roaring noise which is very loud.
The most common vocalization is a series of "huffs" which are heavy in infrasound (sound below the human range of hearing) which are designed to travel long distance like elephant vocalizations.
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[quote user=mwm69]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Now now ladies:smoke:.............me thinks this non endangered 8" x 1 metre, cold porridge eating Rhino needs training:twisted:............any ideas????:giggle:[/quote]
Bolt cutters, tweezers, cat-o-nine tails and knitting needle!
that should do it!
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Bolt cutters, tweezers, cat-o-nine tails and knitting needle!
that should do it! 