CC I`m sorry for your loss you know that,I`d never hurt Wilbur,but i want to enjoy the pleasure he gave I`m finished I`ll clean him up and pack him on his way,back to his devoted Mother xxx
cheers Debbs, will you make sure he has his waterproof coat on and his little willy warmer when you send him home. Dont want his little head to get cold and wet :giggle:
CC packed him off yesterday all wrapped up well,so he`ll be warm and dry by the time he gets
cant find him babes but ive got a nice jocky cocky here hahhahaha
cheers debbs, that is so kind of you, i hope to see him soon.
Hope he aint hitch-hiking, he tried that once before and nearly got squished by a big lorry.:dry::dry:
Thanks forthe offer of a jock cock scorps, but i just need wilbur back.:wary:
Is he home yet its been a few days now?
no debbs, he is still not home yet, im soon going to have to give up all hope of ever seeing Wilbur again.
xxxx
Jayne Better still the National Grid,it`ll charge his batteries.
my Wilbur is like the duracell bunny, he could go for days
He should have had the NiCad`s fitted,then i could have recharged them,it only takes 5 hours.
CC please give us an update,where is Wilbur he took the Left turn instead of right,otherwise Puss will have him
think he still somewhere wandering up th M74 lol shall try and see if i get him going to utopia lol
The police just arrested a cyclops for loitering with intent - they said the tent was transparent with a sort of dome on top.
LATEST - police now saying they are concerned about the volume of Wilbur's tent as it is 100 CC's over the legal limit. Also they think he has sustained some injuries during his wanderings - a 57 reg red Vulva S40 is now being sought. Oh dear! :evil2:
Thats me in the clear then I cant afford a 57 reg plated Vulva.
I do hope the damage is nothing major, I dont know what i will do if i get a dodgy Wilbur back.
:upset::upset::upset:
Medical sources now state that Wilbur is in intensive care and suffering from penile stustification....a little known condition resulting from contusions received in the collision with the aforementioned Vulva....he is in ward 69 at the Royal. Sir Isaac has been exumed to assist in the repair of Wilbur's cradle! He is expected to recover his poise in a few weeks.
Medical team have reported that there has been a huge overnight change in Wilbur's condition. Following a bout of sustained spitting following treatment by a female nurse who was changing his dressings, Wilbur was moved into a private room and given anti-stimulants which corrected the spitting but caused him to shrivel to a fraction of his former self...earlier predictions of full recovery have now dwindled. He was last heard muttering, see see I told you so!
i so taught wilbur not to spit, he is such a naughty boy, he is so for it when he gets home. I warned him so many times, its rude to spit
Police now conclude that Wilbur was deliberately set up. "definitey an inside job" said a spokesman.
The poor chap is said to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms and unlikely to survive. In view of latest investigative findings, the powers that be have decided to de-arrest Wilbur.
An appeal is being made for someone to give him the kiss of life should the need arise and now think the owner of the Vulva S40 resides somewhere in the Glasgow area. He is thought to have been staying in a condominium,
which may explain the strange shape of the tent within which he was found.
Watch this "slot" for further developments on Wilbur's progress.
Just been watching the news. Some of Wilbur's neighbours were being interviewd. They were in a state of shock. "Wilbur was a fine member in our community" one woman said. "Och aye, a very fine upstanding member" her friend added.
The reporter asked if there was any truth in the rich vein of pulsating gossip being whispererd about Wilbur. "I don't believe it" said the woman. "He's just being taken for a ride. Everything will cum out in the end".
Police are still appealing for members of the pubic to come forward. "We believe there is a lot of anecdotal evidence still waiting to be gathered. These things are often best expressed orally", said a spokesman, " so we would urge people to not be shy - come forward, and if someone is guilty of foul play let's expose them".
Update:
Good news - all original prognostications unfounded. Due to remarkable recovery, Wilbur is now out of Intensive Care and looking for another nurse or two to increase his new found energies. The cradle surgery has certainly been a success. Still in need of much kissing and stroking he is raising his head in response to current stimualtion. However it is understood that the continued crying out of "see" "see" is of some meaning and the authorities wish to hear from anyone to whom these cries make sense. They are of the view that some earth shattering experiences may be had by this person....he has promised not to spit again until in the right company.
i think you should of kept a better eye on him, as you know how they wander if not watched closely.
Daz.
for Wilbur is very unkind of you.
Mr Jack Russel was infact given to you as a token of my friendship and you now want to swap it for the only thing that i have missen for a while now and desperate to get back.:fury::fury:
Well i will know now where Wilbur is if he dont come home. And thanks venus for offering A good home to Mr Russel. :clap::clap: 
:dunno:WTF Wilbur has been arrested, OMG i knew it was only a matter of time before he went off the rails. :taz::taz:
:wave::wave::wave::wave::wave:
Willing volunteer for kiss of life here, poor wilbur, it just breaks my heart to hear he is in such need...