"i think you should of kept a better eye on him, as you know how they wander if not watched closely."
Interesting revelations as in most stories. Obviously very observant and caring neighbours but maybe that has something to do with his trousers. They and his undies must be transparent like his tent for someone to keep a close eye on him! Did you know Wilbur was so "in" to the neighbours?
Not had full report from the medics yet but the general view is that Wilbur will be back in outstanding condition. A fine pillar of the community, standing proud and ready to serve. Sources say that they are concerned about his owner who may also be suffering from withdrawal symptoms. In view of all this publicity the person in question should report to the nearest police station so that suitable arrangements may be made to reunite her with Wilbur. A pair of new furry handcuffs will be made available FOC so that future wanderings can be avoided. You never know what he might get up to next time. Probably needs a good spanking, but think of pleasure that will bring.....suggest you have him ringed so that you can find him faster, if, heaven forbid, he shoots off again.
Is that a happy conclusion CC?
As an appendage, .... well maybe not!
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Wilbur is currently working for me as a model for my made to measure Willy Warmers !!! :smoke: I didnt have a super large specimen to gauge the size by and Wilbur fitted the bill nicely :giggle:
He will be working up till Christmas ( Willy Warmers in demand this time of year!!!)and I promise to keep him busy, and have offered him lots of bonuses and overtime.
:grin::haha::rascal: I'm so glad he's working... I thought I'd run over him in the car this morning on the way to work... turned out to be a sausage dog.... Phew.... Can you imagine if I'd run over ccrider's wilbur... That would have ended my time on SP before its even started.. Of the shame....
but I didn't... :thumbup:...
Did see an advert in the Evening post... It reads (cough - clearing throat):
"4 cocks wanted to work as mud flaps on Transit van - must be prepared to travel".. He could be anywhere....
I'll get on the blower and see what the other Dr's can do... If I see him in my surgery, I'll be sure to keep both hands on him until someone comes to pick him up.. If he threatens to spit at me, I'll spank him!
Im not really surprised that Wilbur is working as a model as he was always a very nice specimin. But to be modelling willy warmers again, He always said he would never do it again as It caused a great deal of itching................................... This always sent him off to see the Dr for a little bit of ointment.
Aha now i get it........................ Wilbur has just seen who the new Dr is and this is why he seems to be back at the knit wear modelling, Firstly he gets the ever so sexy MWM slipping him into some dam fine and sexy garments, then when he has to go and see the Dr he has two very firm and sexy hands gripping him every so tightly and with the threaten of a spanking if he is bad is going to be all to much for him.
I do hope that if he has got the Job as a lorry mud flap that he remembers the wear his waterproof protection. would hate for him to ruin his new willy warmer.
xxxxx
Dont worry about Wilburs itchiness ...The only itchiness he had was to get cracking doing his modelling ..............and my Willy Warmers are not the knitted kind. They are make from pure silk and are lined in cotton, with an inner thermal layer that does not touch the willy. Nothing but the best for the willy world...afterall we have to protect our future generation of swingers and cant buggar up the flow of semen.!!
Wilbur sends his love by the way:hunk:..........god does he ever rest ????
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ooooh sexy mw.....can u make me a clitty warmer??....jus use half of ikkle wils body....cus mines gettin cold in the cold weather and i dont want it droppin off......
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u kno wen i twatted :fuckinghell: i take mine out and usually tie her to a railin then forget where iv left her....and i dont want her gettin frostbite......
thanx hunni....
funky nutta xx:P
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u kno wen i twatted :fuckinghell: i take mine out and usually tie her to a railin then forget where iv left her....and i dont want her gettin frostbite......
thanx hunni....
funky nutta xx:P Girls, girls....Mr MWM runs the clitty warmer department but there is a small problem. So far all measurement sessions have resulted in very wet pussies with enlarged clits...obviously making the measurement and preliminary fitting sessions a bit of a disaster.
Therefore we have been unable to successfully test our initial designs and are seeking several willing females (not all et the same time!!!!) to act as guinea pigs...as long as they can keep still for an hour or so!
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