Ladies and gentleman, The Man Song!
He's the man. He's the man.
I don't take no crap from anybody else...
but you
I wear the pants around here...
when I finish with your laundry
Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight...
when I say "jump", you say "yeah right"
Cos I'm the man of this house...
until you get home
He's the man. He's the man.
When I say goes around here...
right out the window
But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining...
so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's boss around here...
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear
Cos I'm head honcho around here...
but it's all in my head
He's the man. He's the man.
And I can have sex anytime...
that you want
Cos I'm a man who has needs...
but they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me...
cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle...
when you're not around
He's the man. He's the man.
And I'll drink and watch sports...
whenever I wanna get in trouble
And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready...
to sleep on the couch
Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm top dog around here...
but I've been neutered
He's the man. He's the man!
You the man!
:lol: :moon:
