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Hey wouldnt it be nice if we lived in a perfect world !!!. If it was,here are just a few things that might happen **** We would send a mail to people saying hello ! and they would reply to the mail even to say sorry but your not for me/us . The people we contact might be who or what they say they are and not just telling porkies. People who have found the perfect solution to finding partners would contact us to pass on the secret . But thats in a perfect world !! by the way I still believe in Father Christmas so dont spoil that for me . Mal
yel, you seem to have had a negative experiance with some one, thats a shame . the forum is NOT a place for getting a side ways swipe/ snipe at some one . if you have a problem etc with a member please take it up with them. do NOT use the forum as a place to wash your washing in. keep problems off the forum if you suspect any one of not being who you think they are let us know we will investigate. Thank you .
Oh cum on you !, I happen to have a very keen sense of humour and although it might not light your candle Im sure others will get a smile from some of my threads !. Lighten up a little Im sure I would get more depressive feedback if all readers felt the same as yourself. It doesnt encourage people to post threads if they keep getting shot down xx Post edited 26-07-2006 18:59
i disagree yell . your post is comming across as a wine. may be not the intention . thats just what it looks like to me hun. may be a wee read back to your self will iron out any misgivings you seem to be encountering here.
My name is Mal short for Malcolm but I dont like that ! . I have re-read it and still think its in the mood I wrote it light and smiley . It is being read and if I have comments from others after they have read it we can see what they think together , Deal ?? MAL xx forum says anything goes , did I get that wrong as well ? Post edited 26-07-2006 19:57
yes you did. please rread the rules re pics to . pics of just the sky are not alowd.
Im not winning a lot tonight am I ! . Im sorry didnt know that a picture of a nice summer sky wasnt allowed or I wouldnt have posted it. Is there a guideline on the system please that will tell me what is allowed ?. Thank you . Mal . Post edited 26-07-2006 20:50
yes site rules/gide lines. the ones that you agreed to abide by hunny.
Thankyou I will read them . Tell you what I will sleep much safer in my bed knowing your around to look over me . Ta Mal xx
may i give you some advise yelretsa, we always try to reply to our emails we recieve but i for will NEVER reply to someone without a pic on their profile. as you said people maybe not what they say they are, the same could be said for you. hope that will help xx carly xx
Hi Carly and thanks for the reply !. You are totally right in what you say and I have noted it all ta. I will post a photo a.s.a.p. and go from there . My thread wasnt really a moan just me with time on my hands acting daft. Thanks Again . Take Care. Mal xx
Can I have some wine? As long as it doesn't come with a whine. Winning doesn't seem the same if you're whining? As for these gidelines, are these for tents or am I following the wrong guidelines? lol :lol: :lol:
im dyslexic thank god no seriously thank god we see things so diferantly. we are creative and as for my spelling well you all know its s...t. i could not give a finging wang. its a design feature. biggrin
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Hey you all settle down now ! I posted a pic hope it dont scare you 2 much but its stayed on up to now ! hey Im not getting at everyone (honest).ha ha Mal xxx Post edited 27-07-2006 22:02
[quote user=yelretsa]Hey you all settle down now ! I posted a pic hope it dont scare you 2 much but its stayed on up to now ! hey Im not getting at everyone (honest).ha ha Mal xxx Post edited 27-07-2006 22:02[/quote] EEEEEEEK! Delete delete delete!!! You look fine mal! x
I fucked up again. Sorry Bibi, but I never knew. This week has been one cock up after another for me. Please don't take it personal Bibi, it wasn't meant that way. xxx
Lucky sod , one cock up after the other ! I got some catching up to do then ! . And another thing stop pointing that cock at me when your talking its not polite . Mal .
[quote user=yelretsa]Hey wouldnt it be nice if we lived in a perfect world !!!. If it was,here are just a few things that might happen **** We would send a mail to people saying hello ! and they would reply to the mail even to say sorry but your not for me/us . The people we contact might be who or what they say they are and not just telling porkies. People who have found the perfect solution to finding partners would contact us to pass on the secret . But thats in a perfect world !! by the way I still believe in Father Christmas so dont spoil that for me . Mal[/quote] Totally agree mate, but hey, all just all good clean fun. What we say is what we are, albeit a bit wacky, nice to see a normal pic, that always helps.... ooo ooo ooo and I saw Dee sucking Santa Claus, lol....funny as fuck, should have seen that old git trying to get back up the chimney lmao
I fucked up again. Sorry Bibi, but I never knew. This week has been one cock up after another for me. Please don't take it personal Bibi, it wasn't meant that way. xxx no probs. thanks for the appologie. we all have diferant talents and streangths. i have a Ba fine art so i am not stupid just crep sriller. i know you wernt saying i was but thats the general impression peeps get whenb they see my spelling. i shant bore you further ... but tx vv much for that. biggrin
Well Mal - i think you had a fair point made and a view that you wished to express - not whinging. I understood it was tongue in cheek to mate - even if veiled !!! lol xx It is also good to hear someone actually voicing an opinion and giving their experiences - cos there is ALWAYS going to be someone having the same. Its hard to empathise with EVERYONE Mal and to be honest mate the cpls / single fems get SO much mail on this site from single guys/ single guys pretending to be fems / single guys pretending to be cpls etc !! - i am sure its hard / impossible to keep up and reply. I do empathise with you mate as a genuine single guy as i am - and there can be no real excuse for rudeness / ignorance - i recently had one cpl mail me back ( nicecockup ) with a rude response to a polite mail i sent them - and to be honest i wish they hadn't of bothered replying at all !!! The best advice i can give you Mal is to get in the chat room and get known . get to know others, be polite and enjoy yourself ..... and take NOTHING personally in the whole malarky !! Have fun mate xxxx Post edited 28-07-2006 15:52
[quote user=bibigtits] no probs. thanks for the appologie. we all have diferant talents and streangths. i have a Ba fine art so i am not stupid just crep sriller. i know you wernt saying i was but thats the general impression peeps get whenb they see my spelling. i shant bore you further ... but tx vv much for that. biggrin[/quote] Bibi sweetie, I don't think you're thick - and I always find your spelling entertaining! *ducks and runs away to avoid slap*
actualy fun i am fond of single chaps most are fab, shame thay get such hassle. mind you iv facied you forages no w tut sigh i wish one day......... smile
[quote user=dave40t]I fucked up again. Sorry Bibi, but I never knew. This week has been one cock up after another for me. Please don't take it personal Bibi, it wasn't meant that way. xxx[/quote] - you had a bad week sweetie? *settles down with cuppa and sympathetic expression* Tell auntie Bobs all about it
well auntie.... nah! rather tell you all about it in person. xxx
Sorry but this thread is nothing to do with the subject in hand but IVOR_BIGUN just gotta say your pics are fab, had us in stiches. Fantastic keep up the great photography. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: V and J xxx
God I wish I was a 'likeminded couple'!
Lmao Cey babe ...... if you think Dee and Ian's pics are fuuny ...... you should try spending 3 days with them ..... i did the last time i met them !! .... it was like living in the twilight zone ..... but a slightly weirder version and with a lot more sex involved. Also ask them to show you the Bill and Ben pics !!! These guys are true nutters and one of the nicest cpls i have ever met .... and as i have said many times before - you can't teach what these guys have got !! lol xxxxxxx Now ..... where did i put my cheese grater ? ( private joke !! ) lol xxxx Have fun xxxxx