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me and donna had a conversation last night concerning peoples beliefs, most think we derive from apes,but some believe we cam from the sea, this beig so we wondered if all members of the glergy came from monkfish,and members of loan companies were sharks,if all single guys were octopuses,if bi`s were mudskippers lol,and anyone getting over 50 was a trout lmao.
ooops just noticed the typo i meant clergy lol,n donna thinks she was an eel,slendern lively,i said slippery when wet
Q: What's the difference betweena male mudfish and a female mudfish? A: Mudflaps!
Funny you should say that Ian! Apparently you're both right, I read once that somewhere in the evolutionary process of the apes, a group of monkeys decided that hunting for fish in the sea was the way forward. Because these monkeys spent so much time in the water they lost their hair and because their main diet was fish they became abnormally intelligent due to all the omega 3's and whatnot! (remember there was no such thing as flora spreadable back then!) Abraccodabbra - Humans! So yes, we are all monkfish! kind of!!
got all alcoholics ...bass?
No, they were half-cut-tle fish... Yeah, brain size and intellectual capacity increased rapidly when they started getting plentiful quantities of fat - like the Omegas - which can only come from eating meat. The current theory is that it REALLY accelerated when early humans (pre-homo sapiens) started getting lots of red meat into their diet, though; but it only enhanced what was already there. Which is an interesting paradox - it's bad for us, but has given us the capacity to understand that it's bad for us. Erm... sorry, thought I was back teaching again. Ahem.