A man goes to a sex shop on his way home from work, and buys a packet of different flavoured condoms.
He takes them home to his wife and says "I've got a brilliant idea for a bit of fun. I'll put one of these on, and you have to taste them and guess what flavour they are".
"Excellent idea", she says. "Let go upstairs then".
As they get to the bedroom, he gets under the duvet. She strips off, and joins him on the bed. She pops her head under the duvet and, 10 seconds later, sits up and shouts out "cheesy wotsits".
"For Christ's sake luv" he says. "Give me time to get the damn thing on first"!
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