Expensive hobby.....here's an idea!!

1 Apr 2008

While chatting to Jan on tonight we agreed that our hobby isn't one of the cheapest out there, what with lingerie, thigh highs, stiletto's, corsets, site fees, club costs and hotel expenses. So I laughingly suggested that if the 27000 odd SP members all chipped in we could buy our own hotel. I know it's a dumb idea. But is it!!

1 Apr 2008

I'll chip in for a few bricks ...as long as someone else pays for the utility services, staff hire, management, food, maintenance .... smile

Terrific, romantic idea guys - so sad that I have to put my sensible realistic hat on and say "Hmmmm - let me think about that!" xxxx Suds

1 Apr 2008

We need staff?!?!?!?!

2 Apr 2008

Mwm count me and Pete in but we don't know what jobs we would be good at?? :evil2::evil2: But as long as it's to do with sex, parties and rude things, we will dooooooooooooooo it!! :giggle: Lolly & Pete x x x

2 Apr 2008

:crazy::crazy::crazy: How bizarre Danny and I was only talking about this on Sunday evening.....and said what a fab idea it would be to own a swingers hotel.....so YES YES YES we are in on this one......so lets find the location, draw the plans and lets put things into swing!!!!!:giggle::happy::notes:. The thing we would like to know is what jobs are available, and who is going to do what......ooooooh can we be in charge of interviews plllllllease:lol2::clap:

2 Apr 2008

we're in just don't make it 200 miles away lol....oooh cams can you road test us he he xxx [quote]

2 Apr 2008

Serens get that french maids outfit on and we will give you a personal interview.......:bounce::haha:

2 Apr 2008

:evil2::evil2:he he do i get to be naked?

2 Apr 2008

:happy: Depends if you pass the interview?? And looking at your CV so far you have passed with flying colours and have immediately got a promotion......of being naked!!!!! silly

hwoar::phwoar: rotflmao

2 Apr 2008

Can we buy into this hotel so long as we have rooms next to mwm69, cam_a_lot and serens40 and p2l4ever or we could always buy a Jag xkr instead :twisted: mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Apr 2008

:giggle: Ceylon hun, as personal interviewer, we have now decided that Mr & mrs MWM can be valet parking attendants (jags a speciality). Mr Cam_a_lot has been employed as property maintenance (female property that is) and Mr and Mrs Serens are wildlife wardens as they are used to looking after sheep. Ceylon you can be in charge of the hotel feral cats as there are some wild pussies on this site lol :smile2::-o:clap:

2 Apr 2008

sorry cams but sheep are old hat... however wild peeps life sounds cool lol..,. baaaaaa smile

2 Apr 2008

Nice to see that Serens has sorted out the staff uniform. A major cost saving to, plus no laundry bills for uniforms! I think Jan and I should look after the uniform fittings smile

2 Apr 2008

Steph/Danny...if we get anymore 'in tune' people are gonna start talking about us! You know what I mean!!

2 Apr 2008

Cey....even though the XKR is on the market I think I prefer the former idea...interlinked rooms. Hmmmmmmm.

2 Apr 2008

Lol, P214....You're in. And we'll have to make sure the hotel has its own cinema huh?

3 Apr 2008

We are in..... Can I be in charge of guest relations due to my nature being tactful, charming and docile?? hehehehhehehehehehhehehhe (joke - before Lolly starts laughing her head off) Mind you, we would be up for investment!

3 Apr 2008

mwm - told you we'd need staff ;-) :giggle:

3 Apr 2008

Hang on, Can we buy an island please? :bounce: I am going to be in charge of the rooms and who sleeps where :evil2:

3 Apr 2008

Woohoo..........now what we going to call this hotel?????? and do we get any staff perks??????:happy: confused

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3 Apr 2008

of course you do cams.... now roll over a bit sharpish lol xxxx

3 Apr 2008

[quote user=sarahnmal]Hang on, Can we buy an island please? [/quote] Hmmmmm, and I thought my idea was off the wall. This time next year....we could be millionaires....or totally shagged out!!

7 Apr 2008

MWM...loving the idea... :bounce: you wanna join us on a research mission for Riverside Hotel locations?.... boink

Also loving the management team so far.....a classy team... Mrs Y and myself will volunteer to provide "Room Service" :bounce: I would like to nominate a competiton to start finding names and in true Fawlty Towers (or Farty Towels) style lets find the best alternative names from the following letters in a suggested name: "Temptation and Eden" get those creative juices flowing... phnarr,phnarr..:boink:

7 Apr 2008

Mrs MWM here. I think we should call this hotel 'THE G SPOT' LOL!!! .......and Paul and I should be the project managers.....builders bums....scaffolding erections ... and general dogs bodies..... leaves alot to the imagination dont you think..??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

8 Apr 2008

[quote user=sarahnmal]Hang on, Can we buy an island please? :bounce: I am going to be in charge of the rooms and who sleeps where :evil2:[/quote] Islands are pretty cheap sometimes! gogole a site called 'private islands online'. If we all chip in we can a little one a build a resort there!

9 Apr 2008

:bounce: Swing, sea & sex.........sounds like a 'Bliss Island Hotel' to us.:happy::giggle:

9 Apr 2008

doesn't it just cams, sounds like heaven lol we'd never want to leave again :bounce:

10 Apr 2008

:high-smile: Ceylon, why on earth would we want to leave, our room is next to yours, serens and mwms lmao xx :lol2::rascal:

10 Apr 2008

:evil2:ceylon...cams...mwm...serens... all within a few rooms of each other? whatever could this mean? I can't think, my mind has just boggled lol

10 Apr 2008

strange one this.........cus me and funfor were thinkin of doin it too.........a swingin club cum hotel 4 wild weekends away!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so, guess me in!! and seein as the dole hav given up on me, and hav now stopped payin me any dosh.......all iv got to say is.......GIS A JOB????? funkyD xx:P

Shall we buy our own hotel?