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Fondle your flagpole Free Willy Frost the pastries Frosting your maple bar Frying up the corndog Gallop the old lizard Gardening with the golden trowel Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion Get a date with Slick Mittens Get the German soldier marching Get to know yourself Get your pole varnished Give it a tug Give your low five Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh Go blind Go on a date with Fisty Palmer Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela Go the blow Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head Goose the gherkin Grease the pipe Greasing the three-legged cow Hand job Hard labor Have one off the wrist Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college Hitchhike to heaven Hitchhike underneath the big top Hitting too close to home Hoisting your own petard Hold the bishop Hold the sausage hostage Holding your own Hone the cone Honk your horn Hosing down the driveway Hotfooting it to the nearest exit Hug the hog Hump your hose Investing in pork bellies Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell Jack hammer Jazz yourself Jerk Jamby Jerk the gherkin Left to your own devices Letting the cat out of the bag Liquidating the inventory
guccigeordie
Warming the Bed
bashing the bishop choking the chicken
afkats
Forum Virgin
Five knuckle shuffle :devil:
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Wank, or was that too obvious?
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Taking Captain Picard to warp speed !!
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Venus - you forgot "Doing a whitey"
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Flobbing the knob :wank:
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shake the snake, :wank:
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Playing the pink banjo Spanking the monkey Ringing the church bells Shaking hands with Mrs Palm & her 5 daughters 5-knuckle shuffle Pocket snooker Willie & The Hand Jive (sorry to all Cliff Richard fans! lol) Knocking one out Post edited 26-04-2007 20:01