Escaped Convict

30 Nov 2006

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. On his first night of freedom, he breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young, married couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. Whilst he's in the bathroom, the husband whispers over to his wife, listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck, if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, and he thinks you're cute...he asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you, too.

1 Dec 2006

i like that sue x

4 Dec 2006

[quote user=curvysue] His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, and he thinks you're cute...he asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you, too. [/quote] yum smile

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