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[quote user=oliviak]ooooo and what kind of problems can our in house doctor solve??? I mean I don't have any dodgy rash or anything but.... :giggle:[/quote]
:notes: Well Oliviak....
I think its fair to say that I will have a crack at anything... Think of me as a Dr. Hillary Jones from GMTV type Doctor, but about 20 years younger and with better hair.....
So tell me about this rash then..... 
does it hurt when I do this??
Also, if you don't have any problems - let me know, and I'll see what I can do then you'll have a legit reason for making a visit :D....
The Doctor is most definatly in da house :D
does it hurt when I do this??
Also, if you don't have any problems - let me know, and I'll see what I can do then you'll have a legit reason for making a visit :D....
The Doctor is most definatly in da house :D [quote user=mrandmrs93]Excuse me , but I was wondering, are you really a Doctor (medical).
Mrs93
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Mrs93 - Not a medical doctor no..... But I am a Master of IT (MSc) and currently duing a Phd in IT.. So will be a Doctor of IT in about 4 years....
Yes I know that doesn't technically lend it's self to solving medical complaints, but I'll give it a damm good go!!
DD
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Mrs93 - Not a medical doctor no..... But I am a Master of IT (MSc) and currently duing a Phd in IT.. So will be a Doctor of IT in about 4 years....
Yes I know that doesn't technically lend it's self to solving medical complaints, but I'll give it a damm good go!!
DD [quote user=sudsy]Dear Doctor
I'm addicted to SP 
Side effects are:
A whole new set of friends over the years
Many instances of great, fun sex
Excessive excitement leading up to meets.
Please tell me there is no cure! 
p.s. We must have a geek-out over our respective careers sometime. ;)
Suds[/quote]
Dear Suds,
Yes yes... This is all to familiar...
Trouble is, it also looks like I'm addicted too.. I've already made loads of Friends, I've not had any of the sex yet - but I know this takes time, and I know how to wait.. I'm coming to the Christmas meet and I'm already excited....
Re career geek-out, I like the sound of that... Cool :D
DD
Side effects are:
A whole new set of friends over the years
Many instances of great, fun sex
Excessive excitement leading up to meets.
Please tell me there is no cure!
p.s. We must have a geek-out over our respective careers sometime. ;)
Suds[/quote]
Dear Suds,
Yes yes... This is all to familiar...
Trouble is, it also looks like I'm addicted too.. I've already made loads of Friends, I've not had any of the sex yet - but I know this takes time, and I know how to wait.. I'm coming to the Christmas meet and I'm already excited....
Re career geek-out, I like the sound of that... Cool :D
DD 
!!!...now that is a problem[quote user=ceylon1]:dry::devil:I could think of a few things the doccie could help cure :censored::grin:
goddamn it, 
keep forgetting we're offskie hgekgkfwkjkfwfwhshsbhsssa :doh:[/quote]
:inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:
Cey, I think there are a few things I could help with... 
:doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::smitten:
So jhfksjdf,kjsdkjfbskdjbksjd want to :banghead: (take out the head bit!!)...
Can't believe your offski :upset::upset::violin::violin:
So sad - such a ljhkjhkjhkjhjkh SP'er
keep forgetting we're offskie hgekgkfwkjkfwfwhshsbhsssa :doh:[/quote]
:inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:
Cey, I think there are a few things I could help with... :doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::smitten:
So jhfksjdf,kjsdkjfbskdjbksjd want to :banghead: (take out the head bit!!)...
Can't believe your offski :upset::upset::violin::violin:
So sad - such a ljhkjhkjhkjhjkh SP'er [quote user=ceylon1]Ahhhhhhh bless ya doc :inlove:
I am afraid we will come back again, anyway we will be at the mega party xmas dooooooooo in Stevenage. :thrilled:
In the meantime, we still have a few weeks left so 
:bounce:[/quote]
Yay...... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I hope there will be plenty of :whistling: in the meantime....
Do you have any specific ailments?? Oliviak has an itch that needs scratching - hasn't been scratched for some time..... :D
:bounce:[/quote]
Yay...... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I hope there will be plenty of :whistling: in the meantime....
Do you have any specific ailments?? Oliviak has an itch that needs scratching - hasn't been scratched for some time..... :D 
Sex God
dear dr.....
i jus dont kno wots wrong wiv me....im sooooooo tired durin the day and jus cant b arsed to do a fooooooookin thing.....im a kept woman and dont hav to work, but im gettin bored too!!
but i jus dont hav the nrg to go out either.....please help me?
funky nutta xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]dear dr.....
i jus dont kno wots wrong wiv me....im sooooooo tired durin the day and jus cant b arsed to do a fooooooookin thing.....im a kept woman and dont hav to work, but im gettin bored too!!
but i jus dont hav the nrg to go out either.....please help me?
funky nutta xx[/quote]
Miss Diva35 (professional letter response), 
I have plenty of remedies that require no physical out-put from you.... :giggle:
They won't necessarily cure your ailments, but you will have such a smile on your face - you won't give a flying...
To start off with, you would be required to strip naked and lie on your front - the only rule is that you can't move so can't touch your Dr... with gentle warm hands, i would slowly trace up and down your body, teasing you with the promise of something else, but never quite reaching... Now, the next stage in the treatment would depend on your ability to be good.... So, are you a good patient or a naughty patient??
Dr D
I have plenty of remedies that require no physical out-put from you.... :giggle:
They won't necessarily cure your ailments, but you will have such a smile on your face - you won't give a flying...
To start off with, you would be required to strip naked and lie on your front - the only rule is that you can't move so can't touch your Dr... with gentle warm hands, i would slowly trace up and down your body, teasing you with the promise of something else, but never quite reaching... Now, the next stage in the treatment would depend on your ability to be good.... So, are you a good patient or a naughty patient??
Dr D Sex God
well dr......:inlove:
thanx for ur response......
well id like to think i was a good patient....but i cant lie to u.....im bad thru and thru....:scared:
funky nutta xx:P
Forum Virgin
Hi Dr
I have an IT problem
You see the problem is I aint getting enough of IT:-?
[quote user=funkydiva35]well dr......:inlove:
thanx for ur response......
well id like to think i was a good patient....but i cant lie to u.....im bad thru and thru....:scared:
funky nutta xx:P[/quote]
Sexy Funky, :inlove: (look, you're in my surgery, naked, and my hands are all over you - professionalism has gone out the window).. :bounce::bounce:
I knew you were naughty and glad!! Woo Hoo.. ..
Right, fingers now teasing your upper inner thigh, brushing, but no touching (yet).... Gentle ass bite (oh, firm).... You turn over.... and you start to push my head down..... Well, patient involvement is important.... :D
Tongue??
Your Dr...
..
Right, fingers now teasing your upper inner thigh, brushing, but no touching (yet).... Gentle ass bite (oh, firm).... You turn over.... and you start to push my head down..... Well, patient involvement is important.... :D
Tongue??
Your Dr... Sex God
omg....dr.....now i need another thomas.....wot r u doin to me!!:doh:
funky nutta xx:P
