DR DAVES DIARY

15 Oct 2008

A thread purely for DR DAVE ......:notes::smoke::censored: Dr Dave has a new job.....ROVING CHATROOM REPORTER....I employed him today on a 3 month trial basis boink

I'm sure we will all look forward to reading about his experiences direct from the chatroom and any other naughty stuff he sees fit to share :thrilled: ..............................:thumbup::rascal: rotflmao

15 Oct 2008

Why thank you MWM kiss

. very organised. Does this mean that I now work for you???? Obvious question, what happens if I'm bad or break a rule?? :doggy:.. Oh that's rude... First job is to collate posts from various threads and place them here... This is fu:censored:ing amazing!! Its like Crimbo.. Lets get ready to rummmmmble Dr D

15 Oct 2008

hi Dr..... im ur locum.....Dr Nutta.....and im ere for u to fone wen ur sick or othawise engaged!! funky nutta xx

15 Oct 2008

Hey Sexy girl biggrin

... The organisation and attention to detail on here is amazing.. Having Doctor cover for sickness etc and this level of forward (out of the funky box) thinking is something the NHS should take on board..:cheers: I'm going to write to my MP - I haven't got one... OK, I'm going to write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunny Men... Dear Mr. Echo.. :doh: Thanks Funky.. you're a doll. silly

hwoar:. :D.. We will need regular meetings, to go over various medical shite.:thumbup:. Do I have any volunteers for PA / Senior House (Music) Officer, Bed bath co-ordinator etc?? Dr_D - Roving reporter

15 Oct 2008

OK - My first post: 8th October in the year of our lord 2008.... Posted in New and Nervous - Be gentle.... Ah fuck it - we all love it hard... Hi all at SP... I'm still new to this, so would like to hear from all you loverly swingers out there. funkydiva35 is currently my fav profile.. She's hot ... hot and wet. Good when you're with a women... Not when you're in the jungle.... She's a fucking hot and horny nutta - which is a good thing. Are there any more of you sexy nuttas out there?? Want to hear from all of you, chat with most of you, and meet up with some of you..... Which are you??? Take care, and speak to you all soon.... The Doctor is in the surgery As of the 15th 21:08 - 108 views and 10 replies... Not a bad effort...

15 Oct 2008

Second post: 8th October 2008.... Posted in Introduce yourself.. Hi to all at SP.... hi to you all, This is my first thread on this site*, and would really welcome some help.. Please feel free to have a look at my profile and give me some pointers to improve my chances of meeting some of the horny and very very dirty people you have on your site... I'm straight, and initially looking for single ladies (but could be tempted by the right couple for a MMF, MFF 3)!! then who knows.. I'll generally try everything once, and have a horn level that hasn't dropped since my teenage years!! Take care, and see some of you soon.... D * This is a lie... To date I've had 159 views, 23 replies.. I'm hot!!! YEE HAAAAAAA. Through this thread, I was introduced to FunkyDiva35 - Well I say introduced, she made her self known... She is a fine woman.. Pics to die for.. Oliviak also made herself known.. Profile Pics - Wow. She also guided me through my first chat-room, but more on that later.... MWM69 - how to make a complete twat of yourself on a chatroom - Called them MVM first of all, then Jo!! She's called Jan - I'm from Madchester originally see.. So its all gravy.. Ceylon - They also made themselves known... Mrs_C has a cracking figure, its just a shame that their membership expires...

15 Oct 2008

First visit to the Chat room. Last week.... Late My chocolate starfish was going ten to the dozen... biggrin

I was shitting bricks.. I just sat there, watching all these people talk at such a fast pace. I work in IT, and I couldn't pick up the txt speak.. I couldn't keep up with the various convos even though I wasn't involved... Scaned through the Cams - didn't expect to see cock on cam, but hey - (This isn't god squad chat) some more impressive than others.. some looked tasty :D Fecking rude..... At last, a name I recognise.... Oliviak.. and to top it all off, she was on cam and she's stunning.... :love: Well, she made me feel right at home, talking to me... So nice of her... thank you Oli.... That prepared me for the chatroom last night.....

16 Oct 2008

good mornin dr..... i think i need to make ahome visit and cum and show u a few things....to help u along....all professional....no norties!! i dont want u gettin stuk, i jus wanna hold ur hand and guide u thru these nervous times..... take u in hand.... then fuck u hard!!....hehehehehne funky nutta xx

16 Oct 2008

hi dr dave i have seen you in the chatrooms lol but i am the shy one who hides on cam lol welcome hun and good to have you as our doctor. Oh and if funky gets near you make sure someone else is around to give you the kiss of life (she is wonderful) Happy Chatting Sandra xxx

16 Oct 2008

Doccie Dave, get yourself to the Stevenage social on 27th December. All of us sexy nutters, errrr I mean nice reserved peeps will be there. :grin: Details are in the Let's meet up forum. mwahxxxxxxxxxxxx ceylons

16 Oct 2008

Can i do the bed baths. Im dam handy with a sponge me. Either that Dr Dave can i be your Physio, and you can send me all the stiff people to sort out..................... woo hoo send them over. xxx

16 Oct 2008

OK, a litle bout the greatest chatroom night ever.... Then replies.... It is worth pointing out that this was only my second time in a chat room so I may have peaked way to early - doesn't happen that often.... The chat rooms were sooooo cool last night... biggrin

.. Had so much fun... Thanks again to Jan (well, I hope it was Jan anyhow - it was deffo MWM) who looked after me initially.. It didn't take long for me to find my feet.... Got Whispered for the first time.. so cool. Tho it did take me some time to work out how to whisper, then how to allow someone access to my private pic :D.... Thanks, you know who you are... Very hot :D Then to top it all off Vicky gave us a solo show (fuck me that was a big pink dildo), then Jan pointed out that MSM had introduced some chat room porn to prodeedings (a good spot!!) - Jan, was it MSM??? tried a search later, and couldn't find their profile.. They were humping like humpy things (Mrs MSM is very hot)... Also, Tiff sat for most of the evening in front of camera, with her shirt / blouse open showing just a little of her fantastic body, with the odd glimpse of nip :D.... It was kid in candy store time again... Pamela (hand) gave little mark one hell of a pounding that night I can tell you!! smile

16 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]good mornin dr..... i think i need to make ahome visit and cum and show u a few things....to help u along....all professional....no norties!! i dont want u gettin stuk, i jus wanna hold ur hand and guide u thru these nervous times..... take u in hand.... then fuck u hard!!....hehehehehne funky nutta xx[/quote] Good morning FunkyD... Check ch check check check it out, lets turn this mutha funking party out... Say doc, what's the condition?? - name that tune :bounce: Home visits, I love it.. great idea.... Such a selfless act... :giggle: No norties - promise.:mrgreen:. Obviously, you can undertake any activity that would meet the aims of your job in a professional capacity.. Once and only once have you taken me in hand, will I fuck you very hard indeed.... hee hee hee... :inlove: Dr_D

16 Oct 2008

[quote user=kentcplforf]hi dr dave i have seen you in the chatrooms lol but i am the shy one who hides on cam lol welcome hun and good to have you as our doctor. Oh and if funky gets near you make sure someone else is around to give you the kiss of life (she is wonderful) Happy Chatting Sandra xxx[/quote] Hey Sandra.... If you need any medical attention at any point, just holler (ain't no stoppin' me).. I do hope Funky gets near me tee hee.. Though if there are any takers for an accomplice when she takes me in hand - er sorry, a kiss of life giver, just let me know smile

.... Boom Shakalaka

16 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]Doccie Dave, get yourself to the Stevenage social on 27th December. All of us sexy nutters, errrr I mean nice reserved peeps will be there. :grin: Details are in the Let's meet up forum. mwahxxxxxxxxxxxx ceylons[/quote] Thank you Ceylons - I saw the Stevenage social post... Might just be tempted to dust of the dancing pants.... Only real question - double bed, two singles, or two double beds in the hotel?? :lol2: Its epecially nice that it will be populated by reserved people.. There's nothing more off-putting that an event full of people who know what they want and how to get it.... biggrin

I'm there

16 Oct 2008

[quote user=miss_ccrider]Can i do the bed baths. I'm dam handy with a sponge me. Either that Dr Dave can i be your Physio, and you can send me all the stiff people to sort out..................... woo hoo send them over. xxx[/quote] Great ccrider.... :thumbup: To ensure standards are maintained, I'll need to see a demonstration of your skill with a sponge, and there will of course be a regular test to ensure standards. any slippage will result in training - extensive training.. How well can you clean all the nooks and crannies?? I'm pretty stiff most of the time, so could you show me your physio skills??

17 Oct 2008

Ummmmmmm am too pissed to comment on this at the mo... wil come back tomorrow,,,

17 Oct 2008

Please feel free to send a schedual of Training session and i shall be sure to turn up. Also demonstraions will be of no problem to show of my skills. I can supply my own sponge, but i do know due to health and safety reasons people may wish to supply there own. Although sometimes the choice of share is a greater turn on for people. A larger time slot will have to be allocated for group sponging sessions. xxx

17 Oct 2008

[quote user=oliviak]Ummmmmmm am too pissed to comment on this at the mo... wil come back tomorrow,,,[/quote] :giggle::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: How much wine did you have last nite Oliviak?? biggrin

.... DD

17 Oct 2008

[quote user=miss_ccrider]Please feel free to send a schedual of Training session and i shall be sure to turn up. Also demonstraions will be of no problem to show of my skills. I can supply my own sponge, but i do know due to health and safety reasons people may wish to supply there own. Although sometimes the choice of share is a greater turn on for people. A larger time slot will have to be allocated for group sponging sessions. xxx[/quote] Miss ccrider.... I notice that you're in Scotland - so we'll need to ensure that we take into account the different laws (working time directive, intimate sponge contact law, that kind of thing). Good shout re who should supply the sponge - though it makes little difference to me... sharing is good.... This has been thoroughly thought about.... Time slot allocation based on the number of people - genius.... I like. Are you attending any meets?? we will have to book a time slot if you are biggrin

18 Oct 2008

Diary for the 18th Oct.......... Quite late on last night.. so glad I did go on though biggrin

.... Hell fire... rotflmao

Highlights on the Cam: Ceylons: Mrs - looking hot in what can only be described a a string thong (cracking arse Mrs Cey) and matching bra :smitten::rose: silly

hwoar:

:worship:.. Mr Celyon also popped in from time to time - I thought he was an intruder at first and called the police - egg on my face... Good to see you Mr Cey, you have the luckiest hands in the world... Cey (Mrs) also gave me a "shake down" of her amazing figure... This was after telling me that newbies shouldn't be so demanding - I'm so glad I'm naughty.... :rascal: Mingandmong - naked like the day she was born, enjoying a solo - and a good one it was too.. Get in there ming&mong.... :haha: Serens40 - WOW.... Liking the body sock.... great nips poking out.... Mouth watering now just thinking about them... Was that Mr Serens?? He a lucky bloke!! Great booty shake btw... kiss

Manic212 - always hot... Stripped off during the night... Made me want to bump uglies - hubba hubba lol

Erik001 (mr) - fecking genius... From 10pm - 2am+ enjoying a good ol' fashion tommy, interspersed with urgent requests to anyone (didn't wan to lose the flow I suppose!!)... (insert name), can I whisper? :D :sticky: Maxedout - Gave MWM a good run.... Tres funny guy.. Fully clothed Pandora - Another wow...... Very hot and also very funny.... Naughty Pandora.. :D Sudsy - Turns out we do similar jobs.. and he lives in England - what are the chances.... Very funny too... Again fully clothed (Erik take note!!) mrmrsgiggles - H.O.T - hot!! Getting it on :doggy:.. although at one point it did look like he was humping the sofa.. Mrs gigles was hidden from view.... Tiff - teased us all by telling us that she had just got out of the bath / shower and had bubbles and water dripping, then came on cam in a dressing gown - still looking amazing though - your legs on your profile pics - Hmmm!! I also think she was horny... There was a Q in the chatroom to give her good seeing too!! I was second in line - oil in one hand, selection of toys in the other... :D Chat: MWM was on top form... She pulled Erik a number of times - though I suspect she would eat him alive if he took her up on her offer.... Some people just don't understand irony.. Can I cum / private chat MWM.... MWM and Cey also wanted to know if I could keep both of them happy (or words to that affect) - I will hold you both to that - oh yes, the doctor will hold you both to that.. Roll on the 27th Dec.... I will hold up to my side of the bargain - or die trying!! Just had another look at both profile (again) - Who's Jag was it??? Also - any chance of access to your private pics?? Tiff was on fire with her naughty talk... how many BJ's did you promise?? Pandora - was very funny - and also very hot on the cam.... I know I have missed so much stuff on here - it was a great group of people - sorry if I missed you...... On a final note - fixed my Cam this morning, so I will be making my first cam chat appearance Thursday or Friday... Shall I go naked and try to beat Erik's current record of 4 hours wanking?? Cey - I will have to return the fav and give you a show :D....... You choose where the cam goes :D.. Dr Dave - SP news...

18 Oct 2008

Well this is a good way to catch up on the goings on :giggle::giggle: Keep it up and i dont like missing out, may have to try and pop in later on tonight to chat. May even wear my Wank hole Jammies :giggle::giggle:Yes i do still have them. xxxxx

19 Oct 2008

[quote user=miss_ccrider]Well this is a good way to catch up on the goings on :giggle::giggle: Keep it up and i dont like missing out, may have to try and pop in later on tonight to chat. May even wear my Wank hole Jammies :giggle::giggle:Yes i do still have them. xxxxx[/quote] Wank hole pj's - They sound interesting... biggrin

.... I will need to check them out for myself.... :D I'm pleased you enjoy the catch up....... :D... Dr_Dave

19 Oct 2008

eh!!!!!!!!! Did nothing happen last night then? I never made it in, but do have the Pj's at the ready, oh they are sight to see Dr Dave. xxxxx

19 Oct 2008

Doccie Dave you've not inserted your 19th diary notes yet dunno

Be careful you don't get behind ;)

19 Oct 2008

[quote user=miss_ccrider]eh!!!!!!!!! Did nothing happen last night then? I never made it in, but do have the Pj's at the ready, oh they are sight to see Dr Dave. xxxxx[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Last night was good, but I was soooo tired I didn't make any notes (a reporter can have an off day!!) hee hee.... There was some (small amount) of anger in the chat room last night :sparring:... I think some people were whispering without asking first - naughty.... Tiff was looking good (nice outfit) - though it must have been warm in her house cause by the time I left she was in her black bra.... Erik - usual M.O. Cey was there - but went to bed early.. Mr MWM was in - using my "IT skills" to solve his PC problems... Biggirl - always lovin seeing her in the chat room The_lady - Was getting lots of love last night - and rightfully so... she did promise to get out of her outfit (or did I dream that!!).... Looking good - real good.... Blonde - very funny.. Made me spit my drink out on a few occasions... Suds - always a pleasure.... There was a very nice young lady on cam last night - someone was taking the p:censored:ss out of her hair, but it looked good... Don't listen to them... didn't write down your name and have a memory like an 80 year old - very sorry.. smile

have I missed anyone?? Will take notes for the next time -promise. If I did miss anyone, please let me know.... I did speak to loads of people..... Only person missing was Funky - come on funk, we need to organise our Dr surgery timetable... Also you promised to take me in hand.... biggrin

- come on Funk, I'm waiting for you.... Bark bark :D Take care Dr D.....

19 Oct 2008

great stuff doccie Dave x ignore the anger/nasty stuff though... it's pants boink

19 Oct 2008

Just popped in to see how my new employee is doing with his new Diary assignment :small-print: ..... and I have to say what a splendid start after only 4 days on the job :clap: You were definately the man for this position :doggy: lol

............. we need to discuss payments, silly

hwoar: bonuses and job satisfaction :rascal: but early days yet. boink

Keep up the good work...I will be back:boink:.....:thumbup:

19 Oct 2008

[quote user=dr_dave] There was a very nice young lady on cam last night - someone was taking the p:censored:ss out of her hair, but it looked good... Don't listen to them... didn't write down your name and have a memory like an 80 year old - very sorry.. smile

[/quote] [color="olive"]Heehee 'Very nice young lady'... Thank you very much! x[/color]

19 Oct 2008

[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][quote user=dr_dave] There was a very nice young lady on cam last night - someone was taking the p:censored:ss out of her hair, but it looked good... Don't listen to them... didn't write down your name and have a memory like an 80 year old - very sorry.. smile

[/quote] [color="olive"]Heehee 'Very nice young lady'... Thank you very much! x[/color][/quote] Nancy - that was you!!! great profile buy the way... biggrin

and you're welcome..... Dr_D