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CHAT UP LINES...!!

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Hi guys and girlies,Thought it would be interesting to hear some chat up lines from men and cheesier the better.... Here´s a starter....I can give you something that no other man can....a good night´s sleep!
hows this .....theres one L in my name and im one L of a girl,now get your coat you have pulled lol from Rachel x
lmao! Good one rachel...what does him indoors reckon then??!!! xx
Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?" Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world! Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market. I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?
J-D...I haven´t laughed so much in ages!!!And truescorpio....sooo funny....Any more pleeeease?????!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Do you fancy a shag ? no, do you mind lying down so i can have one ? :doggy: Say to a lady.. this face is leaving in 5 minutes. i'd like you to be on it biggrin
Lick your finger and wipe it on his top and say....... lets go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes lol
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. So, you're a girl huh? Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves. You are the hottest thing since sunburn. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
:clap:Well done kc and jd for cheering me up no end!It´s just soo hot and tiring here on the beach in spain.....I´m trying to translate the chat up lines into spanish but keep getting slapped for some reason....Any more that I can safely use??¿¿??!! lol :lol: :clap: :clap:
Its sooooo rainy here sad no kiddin we've had a few nice days. Bring it back with you won't you f3 the sun i mean biggrin Try.. Are you tired baby coz you've been running through my mind all night? or If i said you had a beautiful body.. would you hold it against me ?! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
If I followed you home, would you keep me? If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Your name must be Mickey because your so fine. (only people over 25 would probably get this one lol ) Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet! See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow? Post edited 06-08-2007 23:06
Lol we will do our best to steel the sun and get it through customs for ya kc!! lol Thanks to you and jd for some great lines....we were very fortunate in the end to pull on the beach with just body language in the end...lol The world is a wonderful place.... :doggy:
do you believe in lust at first site or should i walk by again??? i wish you were a door so i could bang you all day !!!! you,me,whipped cream and handcuffs any questions?? lolly and m
:clap: any time ur4it!!! lol xx