Celebrity Swingers?

27 May 2008

Mrs MWM and I were talking the other night wondering if there were any actors and actresses that swing. If you could choose anyone to play with from the celebrity world who would you like? For me....Angeline Jolie, Salma Hayek (Desperado), Sandra Bullock, maybe Cameron Diaz but she is a bit skiny for my tastes. So, who do you guys want?

27 May 2008

for us : Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek Johnny Depp and Rachael Wiess Julian McMahon and Emmanuelle Seigner Im sure there are more lol Jo & Daz xxx

27 May 2008

On first thoughts.... most defo no.1 choice for us would be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie although think we could be hopeless to think they'd choose us lol. Oh well we can all dream can't we :doh:

27 May 2008

Now for me there is only 1 girl I would pick has to be Eva Mendez. jxxx

27 May 2008

Peggy Mount......:haha: :fuckinghell:

27 May 2008

Well Mr MWM has put who he would like. good choices hun :inlove: ......it would appear after great thought that like James Bond ....Sean Connory from the past and Daniel Craig from the future. Female wise Halle Berry :happy:

27 May 2008

altho there are plenty of tasty people out there, we both decided on Demi Moore and Vin Diesel mmm

27 May 2008

LMAO North.:wank:.........now why did i know you would choose Peggy Mount??? Must be something to do with her surname??? loon

28 May 2008

for me would def be orlando bloom freddy prince jr julia stiles singer from scouting for girls(cant remember his name) and i think that ill do me for the time being lol

29 May 2008

Rod, Jane and Freddy. Because you knoooow they are.

29 May 2008

:haha: :haha: :haha: willy wonka and the ompa lumpas....cus they all look like filthy fuckas and abit perverted (like me) and i quite fancy doin a few midgets!! loon

and i can imagine any orgies wiv theses guys wud be totally maaaaaad!!:fuckinghell: plus their all off their heads on acid!! :O my kinda party!! fucked up funkyD xx :P :laughabove: :laughabove:

29 May 2008

:giggle: on a more serious note..... Sean Connery...(altho i cant remember if the old fucka is alive or deaded??) and if he's not, he soon fuckin wud b!! :inlove: Angelina Jolie... she can wrap those gorgeous lips round my pussy any day!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rite, wank time agen!! still very fucked up funkyD xx :P

29 May 2008

Twatted ? :haha: :giggle::giggle:

30 May 2008

ME? NEVA!! funkyD xx:P

30 May 2008

Think it would have to be Johnny Depp and Shannon Sossamon here! :censored::happy:

30 May 2008

Oh no, rivalry for Johnny Depp... ok Charlie if he becomes a member, you can have sloppy seconds lol :giggle::giggle::giggle: Jo xxx

1 Jun 2008

its got to be Jackie Chan...... physically fit as fook could go for hours and could make me a chinese after mmmmmmmmmmm chinese (homer simpson moment)

1 Jun 2008

how about spongebob square pants and Sandy the squirrel lol

2 Jun 2008

[quote user=blondecouple]Oh no, rivalry for Johnny Depp... ok Charlie if he becomes a member, you can have sloppy seconds lol :giggle::giggle::giggle: Jo xxx[/quote] [color="olive"]If he becomes a member I'm going to start a rumour that all the mods have the lurgy!! If that doesn't work you can come round and we'll share him!! When's he joining??? :bounce:[/color]

2 Jun 2008

[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy]If he becomes a member I'm going to start a rumour that all the mods have the lurgy!![/quote] Oh, I thought you had to have the lurgy to become a mod! :lol2:

2 Jun 2008

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: OI!!! :kick: :thrilled:

2 Jun 2008

Ahh the usual, Angelina Jolie, Elisha Cuthbert.. purrrr, Penelope Cruz and there is something about Scarlett Johansson. If i could get all of them in bed at once, I would be one happy chappy!

2 Jun 2008

[quote user=mwm69][quote user=Sid_n_Nancy]If he becomes a member I'm going to start a rumour that all the mods have the lurgy!![/quote] Oh, I thought you had to have the lurgy to become a mod! :lol2:[/quote] Thought you needed a scooter taxi bolt

2 Jun 2008

[color="olive"]There's a lot about Scarlett Johannsson! She's stunning! I would put her above Johnny Depp! Sid would trade them all in for Phoebe Cates though smile

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6 Jun 2008

Both: Hillary Swank and Johnny Depp Dave: Kate Moss Keira Knightley and a kilo of charlie Chani: Gerard Butler and Liv Tyler

11 Jun 2008

Keira Knightley ......just so damn cute and sexy at the same time ....... but i'd still like to corrupt her!! Ellen Barkin...... just such a smouldering sexy look and SO dirty looking and i think she would tear me to bits - what a way to go ! Audrey Hepburn ..... i think i would just look at her all night in a black Chanel dress tho and stoke her hair - awwhhhhhh Christina Aguilera ...... what a dorty skanky filth bag ..... but of course i still respect her !! lol xxx Christina Hamilton ( of the VW Golf GTI ad back in the 80's where she drops everything apart from the car keys ) ....... just so classy, confident, demure and SO sexy - in fact she can HAVE my Golf !! lol xxx Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria Parker and Nicollette Sheridan .....they may be desperate housewives - but i would gladly do all their housework, clean their pools and mow their lawns !! Cindy Crawford and Elle MacPherson ........ what proper supermodels should look like ...... timeless beauty !! Nadine Velazquez and Jaime Pressly ....... they could could me Earl , Mamerduke or spank me and call me Barbara ...... i just wouldn't care !! lol xxxx I could be here all night and sorry for all the stunning celebs i have left out atm - but it is i am full of flu and need more time to think ........ but there are a LOT more !!! Mwahahahahaha !! lol xxx

11 Jun 2008

cheers fun4.....i kno im not quite that famous......yet!!.....but u cudve sed me!! rotflmao

11 Jun 2008

[quote user=fun4u2me2]Keira Knightley... Ellen Barkin... Audrey Hepburn... Christina Aguilera... Christina Hamilton... Teri Hatcher... Eva Longoria Parker... Nicollette Sheridan... Cindy Crawford... Elle MacPherson... Nadine Velazquez and Jaime Pressly [/quote] [color="olive"]Anyone famous then really Fun! lol :laughabove: We want to add Jaime Winston to our list! :thumbup::bounce:[/color]

11 Jun 2008

Lmao funky ....... but it said peeps you would like to swing with .... and i have already swung with you ( and hope to many more times ) despite your ever growing fan base !! lol xxxx ........ and you have got a bladdy cheek maam ..... i STILL didn't make your exhaustive revised orgy list - what is that all about !!! Grrrrrr !! hehehehe. BTW Sid n Nancy ....... lets face it - there are some FAB celebs out there...... i was only just getting started !! I'd prefer to make most of them infamous tho for me shagging them rotten !! lol xx Any celebs reading this now ....... get in touch ok ....... apart from Graham Norton who has REALLY already tried it on with me the dorty begger when he interviwed me for the Bigger Picture - i thnik he was thinking more of the ' Bigger Cock ' hehehe. Mwah xxxxxxx

12 Jun 2008

Oh yeah ....... and i forgot to mention that Micheal Barrymore and John Leslie can fook right off too along with Norton ......... but DREW Barrymore is a different story - yummy !!! Blaze from Gladiators would also make the list ........ and there are more to come i bet !! lol xxxx