sounds like the social will be a jolly intellectual affair
remember u aren't allowed to have fun though....
[quote user=oliviak]I dunno Ceylon... he doesn't seem to approve of people having fun and at parties you generally have fun, so no, I don't think he would approve.
Do you think the headmaster would put us on detention if we were to have a party?????[/quote]
only if he has a cane handy :rascal: :haha:
Geez mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED!
[quote user=oliviak]Geex mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED![/quote]
don't worry we'll tie him to a chair, save him falling over :twisted:
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=oliviak]Geex mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED![/quote]
don't worry we'll tie him to a chair, save him falling over :twisted:[/quote]
Good idea Cey... I'll bring the handcuffs...ahem...rope.
[quote user=oliviak]Geex mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED![/quote]
..................just making sure the bar is kept busy Oliviak.....dont want anyone thinking they can enjoy themselves now do we. Maybe the flying ducks will entertain us if we ask nicely :cheers:
i'll join u for a g&t mwm, we can discuss olivia's duck fetish...
[b]Rules of SP Socials[/b]
1. Must not have fun
2. Must not have fun
3. Must not have fun
4. Handcuff mr mwm to a chair
5. Must not have fun
[quote user=londonlaughs]i'll join u for a g&t mwm, we can discuss olivia's duck fetish...[/quote]
It's more of a shoe fetish actually...
oh yea...i remember olivia, well we can discuss your shoe storage solutions and their effect on global warming then...
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[quote user=londonlaughs]oh yea...i remember olivia, well we can discuss your shoe storage solutions and their effect on global warming then...
:bounce:[/quote]
Global warming??? Well they keep my feet warm and I am part of the global universe, so.....
Of course it's possible to fuck a flying duck!!! I thought everyone knew that ... well according to my rice krispies anyway :crazy:
Eh????????????????????????????????????
Careful mwm, pop and growl is probably antipodean slang for something disgustingly biological.
Oh wait a minute, that's the point, isn't it??
[quote user=brianofnazareth]Careful mwm, pop and growl is probably antipodean slang for something disgustingly biological.
Oh wait a minute, that's the point, isn't it??[/quote]
Props Brian...Props !!!! :giggle:
Can i just go off at a tangent,I`d love my remains to blasted off into space,well thats where we all came think in a few hundred years being brought back to life in a far away galaxy.
Just hope they can get get all my SHOES in the Casket. xxx
[quote user=debbie1959]Can i just go off at a tangent,I`d love my remains to blasted off into space,well thats where we all came think in a few hundred years being brought back to life in a far away galaxy.
Just hope they can get get all my SHOES in the Casket. xxx[/quote]
Debbie you must be my soul mate... I want my remains to be made into a firecracker and be blasted into the air! And I want all my shoes to come with me...
Pass me another duck and a roll of selotape .............
........ i think i broke the last ones ...... i have always been a little quackers tho !! lol xxxxx
[i]Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Support your local zoo[/i]
(As recited to me by someone I know who at the time worked in the invertebrate house at the National Zoo in Washington, DC.)
(She was off-duty at the time.)
(We later made out in the octopus tank. ;) )
And everyone blames me for bringing up .
At least I stick to mammals.
Brian you old sea dog you :giggle:
[quote user=serens40]Brian you old sea dog you :giggle:[/quote]
Did you forget to mention salty?
:P
Salty sea dog? err! ok ........ Brian you old salty sea dog you lol
Damn! I cam on her 'cos I got all exited about a carbon dating debate - ready to discuss the Bristlecone Pine re-calibration factors...
But all people want to do in here is fuck ducks....
Sooo disappointed....!
Well, don't know much about fucking ducks - but I used to do accounts for a food delivery service - one day, one of our drivers was late on his rounds and found the last customer's shop was shut. So he went round the back, found a way in - and there was the shop owner - trousers round his ankles and holding an over-ready chicken (true story!) Does that count?
PS - don't buy chickens from that shop.....
Isn't that a Chinese meal?
Chicken Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
[quote user=annievixen] PS - don't buy chickens from that shop.....[/quote]
Arrrghhhh!!!!!!!!! What shop!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
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