can someone tell the reason why...................

4 Feb 2009

my rubber duck swims on its side all the time. xxx

4 Feb 2009

u have vodka in the bath water and its pissed

4 Feb 2009

well thats a thought, but no i dont, as if i did have vodka in the water, i would still be in there with a big straw. xxxxx

4 Feb 2009

lol ....... how about he has a wee hole where he shouldnt have one and he is filling with water ??

4 Feb 2009

well you see thats it, you cant fill it with water, my god i have tried, We have a crocodile too and you can fill that with water and squirt it. But the duck has no hole. And if im being honest here neither has the starfish, but that just floats along the top of the water, xxxx

4 Feb 2009

we have an octopus and a starfish that both float and squirt..... maybe u should get your starfish to teach the duck to swim rite wheres my pills ..............

4 Feb 2009

now there a thought, may it was all the crocodiles fault in the first place, as he can squirt and swim. xxx

4 Feb 2009

CC it must be from China,UK ducks swim perfectly,well mine does but have had it for 10 years.

4 Feb 2009

ah see the crocodile obviously scared the duck and he is now swimming looking behind himself in case the crocodile is gonna scare him again

4 Feb 2009

we have only had our duck one week, so maybe its still to young to swim properly. xxx

4 Feb 2009

the crocodiles eyes just pop out the water when its filled with water. Maybe it has been intimidating the duck when im not about. xx

4 Feb 2009

I think you need to have a word with the crocodile about bullying ducklings

4 Feb 2009

Its the starfish fault they should be on the bottom not floating.

4 Feb 2009

Does the duck lean to the left???

4 Feb 2009

Hi girls .... I have a large supply of my mental pills you know .... you only have to ask :laughabove: loon

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4 Feb 2009

Erm.... please may i have the pill that send me mental serens???

4 Feb 2009

no its the right

4 Feb 2009

Maybe the duck has had too many of Serens' mental pills????

4 Feb 2009

Now if the duck was swimming completely upside down I would say it is definately an Aussie duck. Oli would know :giggle:.....but as it is swimming only half way over it must be from a country half way round the world !!.......Ducksville?? ...not sure how that helps in terms of getting it upright, but maybe if you flashed yer tits CC, it would bolt upright in wonder :grin::grin: ...think I need to go lie down in a dark room now bolt

4 Feb 2009

Aussie ducks don't swim upside down... :crazy::crazy:

4 Feb 2009

[quote user=crystalpd]Erm.... please may i have the pill that send me mental serens???[/quote] see me at mk :evil2:

4 Feb 2009

[quote user=oliviak]Maybe the duck has had too many of Serens' mental pills????[/quote] Maybe it's a toilet duck not a bath one :giggle:

4 Feb 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

4 Feb 2009

sounds like a f*&%ed duck to us...lol

4 Feb 2009

twatted duck.......???

4 Feb 2009

ofds... Its a duck... its broke.... get another... or stick blue tack to the left side to balance it.

5 Feb 2009

I shall try balancing it out smile

Maybe its swim bladder had gone, oh no thats fish aint it. If not shall try flashing my tits at it in the bath tonight. xxx

5 Feb 2009

I could probably tell you what is wrong with your duck Miss CC but i need to get in the bath with you so i can see it...........and if i happen to catch a glimpse of your tits.............well everybody likes a bonus :haha::haha: :happy::happy:

5 Feb 2009

hee hee cheeky northy xxx

5 Feb 2009

this sounds like a lame duck to me blink