Bubba

2 Apr 2007

Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it." So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts. Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. The new Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So, off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's. Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened"? His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"? lol

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2 Apr 2007

Very good. Fun way to start the week :clap: :rainbow:

2 Apr 2007

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bubba knows me to, he was a great shag :lol: :lol: :lol: MO XX

2 Apr 2007

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9 Apr 2007

:lol: :lol: :lol:that was brilliant :clap:

9 Apr 2007

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18 Apr 2007

My soulmate was called bubba. I loved him. He was a big blue oranda (a fish). Due to a powercut and subsequent build up of urera in his tank he developed dropsy (which meant he bloated uncontrollably, his eyyes were protruding and his kidneys were failing). I sat up with him for two nights, my hubby thought i was loopy and was unhappy cos it was two nights without shaggin. I put him in a hospital tank with a 50% change of water and natural bacteria from the petshop. Eventually i realised he was not long for this world, so i took him to the petshop and had him put to sleep -they put ketamine (a horse tranquilliser) in his water. I buried him in the back garden in my black versace watch box - LONG LOVE THE MEORY OF BUBBA! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

18 Apr 2007

Aw Naomi how sad poor old bubba. Tell you what, we will try to take your mind off the sad memory of losing bubba this Saturday :P :P :P :devil: The very horny Ceylons mwahxxxxxxxx

19 Apr 2007

[quote user=richardnaomi]My soulmate was called bubba. I loved him. He was a big blue oranda (a fish). Due to a powercut and subsequent build up of urera in his tank he developed dropsy (which meant he bloated uncontrollably, his eyyes were protruding and his kidneys were failing). I sat up with him for two nights, my hubby thought i was loopy and was unhappy cos it was two nights without shaggin. I put him in a hospital tank with a 50% change of water and natural bacteria from the petshop. Eventually i realised he was not long for this world, so i took him to the petshop and had him put to sleep -they put ketamine (a horse tranquilliser) in his water. I buried him in the back garden in my black versace watch box - LONG LOVE THE MEORY OF BUBBA! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/quote] Yvonne had a fish he was called bob & he also developed dropsy but we never found out why. She went through the proceess of changing the water adding all the chemicals we were given by the aquatic shop. She thought she had it beaten as this went on for a couple of months, then he started to deteriorate again, he died about 5 days later, Yvonne was absolutely devastated after all he hard work & care Q & A xx Post edited 19-04-2007 9:35

25 Apr 2007

Aw qanda - so sorry to hear of the loss of your fish :-) So I have an idea - to everyone who has ever lost a fish............................let's shag in their memory at MK2 - yay! xxxxx

26 Apr 2007

Can we only shag at MK sad

I think we should shag at least 3 times a days after all its what the health experts claim. 'Three shags a day keeps the doctor away !' :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: