Why do blokes like masturbation?
Because it's with someone they love
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was an easy lay
Why do blokes have a penis and a brain?
Nobody knows- there isn't enough blood to supply both at the same time
Why should you never let your mans mind wander?
Because it's too small to be let out alone....
Why do blokes name their penises?
Because they wouldn't trust a stranger with 90% of their decisions
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So blokes can remember them
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BLOKE JOKES...............
Ok Debbie....just for you hun .....xxxx
Why can't men make pancakes?
Because they're useless tossers....
What should you say to a bloke whose chat up line is: Do you want to come home and sit on my face?
"Why, is your nose bigger than your penis?".....
What do you call a fly in a man's brain?
A space invader
What do you call a woman with half a brain cell?
A bloke....
What do single blokes have if mums have mother's day and dads have father's day?
Palm Sunday...........
What do you say to a bloke if he asks you whether you fancy a quickie?
"As opposed to what?"..........
What should you get a bloke who has everything?
A woman to show him how to use it.......
Whats the best way to kill a bloke?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him....then tell him to pick just one..........
Why are blokes like tights?
They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!....
Boom Boom!!Enough Debs?? xxxx
How can you a bloke tell when a woman has had an orgasm?
When the buzzing of her vibrator stops
How could you spot the blokes who stole a job lot of viagra?
they're a bunch of hardened criminals in possesion of swollen glands
How do you know when a bloke is going to say something clever?
he starts off with " My grilfriend says"
why dont single women fart?
cause they dont get a bum till there married
How many blokes does it take to change a lightbulb?
two - one to change the bulb and one to go and collect the medal
sorry guys, but there are loads more lol
If you find an intelligent woman, an intteligent bloke and santa claus stuck in a lift which is the odd one out?
the intelligent woman as the other dont exist.
Whats the best hing to come out of a penis when you stroke it?
the wrinkles
whats a blokes view of safe sex?
a padded headboard
whats a blokes idea of foreplay?
half and hour of begging
what do you call a woman without an arse?
single
what do you call 144 blokes in a room?
gross stupidity
god im so funny lol
10 reasons why a rabbit is better then a man....theres plenty more!!!
10 Reasons why a RABBIT is better than men
1. They stay hard all night long
2. They go exactly as fast or as slow as you want them to.
3. Rampant Rabbits can multi-task!
4. They are eternally faithful
5. They don’t demand an early morning cup of tea or blowjob.
6. They don’t make you visit their bitch of a mother.
7. They’re up for it no matter what time of night or state you’re in.
8. Rampant Rabbits don’t make you swallow then refuse to kiss you.
9. They don’t make comments on ur waist size!!
10. Rampant Rabbits don’t endlessly watch football
(I think this set has appeared on another thread ...) And I'm agreeing that in general men have a lot to answer for. xx
20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX WITH A MAN
1. You can GET good chocolate.
2. If you love me you'll swallow - that has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours,without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or old to have chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter..
Offered with a gentle smile and a sideways dig at some blokes 
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