Bits and Pieces

23 Apr 2008

Hello all, Well this has been mentioned many a time in the chatroom about female and males 'pet names' for their special bits. We would like to know what people (male and female) call theirs!! :giggle::embarrased:

24 Apr 2008

what a good thread guys, although we cant really add anything to it as we must be boring. we have no names for our bits lol s&m

24 Apr 2008

funkyD:P = fifi fun:hunk: = willy but i dont kno if all the guys r like this but Fun has his hand on his willy all the fuckin time, either squeezin the end, or jugglin his balls.....:wank: he also keeps playin wiv it ova his jeans and 1 pair now as a hole big enuff to get his willy out, in the house...fine....wiv family or shoppin....no, no, Fun! (+hidin behind me or the trolley doesnt hide u doin it)..... told him he will wear it out + il hav to find a substitute 4 our weddin night!! :laughabove: are all the boys the same??? funkyD xx:P

24 Apr 2008

:giggle:When i'm being polite it's my foof lol... mr serens just calls his "my special friend"... well he has his hands down his trousers often enough but he says that's just a comfort thing lol xxx

24 Apr 2008

:rose: sexy 40...........fun says the same....like a comfort blanket!! rotflmao

but they must start very young, cus iv bin babysittin a m8's 13 months old ikkle son today and he sat there in the baby seat holdin his 'pee pee':smug: dont kno if it was his comfort blanket thingy too.....or cus he was in the presence of funkyD:P!! :lol2: but he was also eyein up me bum wen i was doin me hair!! :lol2: :P :love::love:

24 Apr 2008

:rascal:lol funks... it must be a guy thing

24 Apr 2008

Yeh it is a comfort fing a bloke jus gets a nite safe feelin when he`s holdin his tackle, but i tell ya don`t do it after cuttin up chillies cos you be doin a dance then.:haha::haha: flipa

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24 Apr 2008

he he this is a good one. well i call mine a tupence lol

25 Apr 2008

:giggle: lol everyone. Serens and funky all men must use the same excuse........its a comfort thing!!!!! And northy.......ooooooooh ouch, chillies, I rubbed me eye once......oh the pain lol, so poor you....may teach you to stop holding your comfort thing lol. mad

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25 Apr 2008

:happy: Love the way the ladies have cute names for theirs......fifi, foof and tupence, shows how angelic we all are!!!!!!!!!:angel:

26 Apr 2008

Nah cams I`ll never stop holdin me balls but I have learnt to wear plastic bags on me handys when cuttin up chillies,I think you ladies may be jelous cos you got no todger to hold in times of stress an hornyness. But cams if you wanna experience the comfort you can always ave a hold of mine.:haha::haha: :happy::happy:

27 Apr 2008

here are some name Mr Mo has been known to call his.. Cock of Rock. Love Trunchion. Beef Beyonet. Pork Sword. But i just know him as SIR LICKALOT !!:grin: FOR MO.. Si has been known to call mine Lady playground. As you can tell we have no real names we call anything :haha: MO_ Mr MO XX

27 Apr 2008

Oh i forgot, Toot toot. Fairies purse. Twinkle. MO_ Mr MO_ XX

29 Apr 2008

:crazy: He..He....people, the names do make me laugh......although MO like the Sir Lickalot...think I should change Mr Camalot to Mr Lickalot from now lol. And Northy, dont you worry us ladies have plenty to hold, we never go short lol......and Im getting worried about you, you got a plastic bag fetish!!!!!!!! dunno

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30 Apr 2008

how about periscope, but as got older it stopped watching me shave, now it just watches me clean my shoe`s lol