Ianandkel is such a boring profile name so we want to change it - any suggestions?? The winner will be picked at random and does not have the right to shag us but we might let you have a nibble heheheehhee.
what about.... kelandian?
:clap: Errrr we hadn't thought of that one MorkandMindy lol
How about "Hummingbird"?.......lovely.....they humm around the meriad hughs above the flowers.....they have huge long tounges all coiled up like watch springs................and they can poke them out for 40yrds or so!!!!! which means you can kiss at emense distanceses.....which also means you can stand on the Chiswick flyover and kiss someone up the Stains bypass!!!
lol
Gotta admit Dave I rather like curvelovers as we are and has a certain ring to it - watch this space babe.
Ian (Ivor or whatever you're calling yourself these days lol) Hummingbird sounds very exotic which doesn't really describe me and Ian babe we're typical northerners that drink like fish, smoke like chimney's, swear like troupers and shag like rabbits!!!
(ps where do you get all this bloody info from - are you a professor, a genius or just someone who's head is full of shit rolfmfao) xxx
I think option three applies! roflmao!
We would be proud to call ourselves "theosbournes" or "sharonandozzy" but think Mr and Mrs Osbourne might get a huge fecking law suit out on us - and we have no money (beg beg beg hehehehe)
How about :
"Dickandfanny" ....NO ...thats tooooooo crude :-o..
"Bubbleandsqueek" ....NO ..Bubble AKA Ian .., isn't portly ..& Squeek AKA Kel ..is NO mouse .
I know ..what about ..
"Ianandkel" ...after all , its what we all know & love you by ....why change a good thing .??
Be naughty ..
Tally :rainbow:
Thanks Tally you brought a huge smile to my face - never thought of myself as squeek but I actually like that name lol
Well as you'll see from above post put seconds b4 you finished yours we are sticking with IanandKel and as for being naughty I'm always naughty even when I'm being good hehehe :rainbow:
ohhhhhhhhhhhh bugga ..see what I mean about me being ..hehe ..
Anyway ..glad to here u r not gonna be confusing me , with a name change !!.
Be even naughtier ..hehe
Tally XX :rainbow:
I have another suggestion..........
But....
It only involves Me, Tally, a can of squirty cream and a large jar of chocolate body paint!
Sorry it wasn't more constructive, but a guy has to have a little time for R&R!