Alternative names...

8 Jan 2008

dripping axe wound true ? what the fuck is that all about. i thought i new a little bit about stuff, but i aint never herd of a ladies front bum called that ffs lol and you forgot everyones fav word for a mans bit , thats a knob. our little boy calls mrs jt's bits a funnel, it kills me everytime he says it, now thats the child in me

8 Jan 2008

Fairy garden Hairy cup Moomin Twinkle passion flower errrr cant think of anymore for girls and can only think of one for men... schlong :bounce:

8 Jan 2008

oops you said schlong..! ok ... tally wacker prick prong purple headed monster the one eyed trouser snake love sausage dinkle meat n 2 veg la la (kath said so .. ok.. i except it ..! move along..:grin smile

9 Jan 2008

ok, i very stupidly asked my brother what he nicknames men and womens bits and this is the daft assed answers he came up with. i swear, he;s not right in the head, but then again, saying that, he is related to me :evil2: mens - the crimson crowbar (i am writing this trying not to cringe and laugh at the same time lol) womens - hedgehog with a slit throat ok, personally, my fav names for them is todger the girth ohh i love the way that just roles off the tongue. oh, and i call my bits the celler lol. bugger, i'm gonna go hide in the corner and hide my head in shame bolt

9 Jan 2008

Male bits: Captain Jean-Luc Picard Wanking: Taking Captain Jean-Luc Picard to warp speed

9 Jan 2008

male: pinkle pmsl my nephew called his that the other day still:haha:

9 Jan 2008

great drinking game my mates and i have played a number of times... i end up pissed every time!

9 Jan 2008

As with many of these things the Web is a great source of information. Try Googling for 'Wikisaurus:vagina' - this lists 21 main alternative names and an amazing 470 lesser used names in the /more section. Few of them are very complimentary however.. The list does not seem to include 'Fluffy Sporran' or 'Silk Purse' - well known and cleverly thought up IDs on this site. As you'd expect 'Wikisaurus silly

enis' offers alternative names for a pecker -- a staggering 757 of them. One name not in that list which I once heard a boastful fella use about his own equipment is 'A Blue Veined Diamond Cutter'.. Referring to myself any name would need to include the words microscope and tweezers .. biggrin

5 Feb 2008

:doh: female fifi daisy and intigs fav....................... cunt funkyD xx:P

5 Feb 2008

PINEAPPLE CUNT funks x

6 Feb 2008

pineapple raspberries strawberry cunt........Intig xxxxx :P