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A partridge in a pear tree

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tmann
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A partridge in a pear tree; know what am I meant to do with that? Perhaps I will plant the tree and see if it fruits in the new year.
tmann
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Two calling birds; I always considered that a rather demeaning term, but if they are calling who cares what their names are.
biggirluk
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three french hens ooh la la! lol
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Five gold rings. Just the one, thank you - I'm not that well endowed, and only one will fit around the base of my manhood. Anyway, the menagerie of turtle doves and calling birds are making a mess of my living room - my carpet is covered in bird shit. What a way to spend Christmas............
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[quote="tmann"]Two calling birds; I always considered that a rather demeaning term, but if they are calling who cares what their names are.[/quote] It's also an incorrect term - TWO turtle doves, and FOUR calling birds. Tut, tut, tut......................lol