The boss was in a very difficult position. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and they
both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning which ever one used the water cooler
first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said,
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit this morning."