30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird
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30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy
[quote user=ejbj67]30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird
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You wana be carefull girl I am sure we can come up with a set bout women too pmsl 
Post edited 14-03-2006 21:09
Post edited 14-03-2006 21:09 [quote user=ejbj67]luv u all, ok marc, balls in your court hun, go for it, see if you can cum up with anything for us girlies, but remember u have me and carly to deal with if you do
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Now Ej theres a though having to deal with you AND carly :P :P :P You do realsie you have thrown down the gauntlet now dont you :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: 30 harsh things to say toa naked woman
1. your bum is lovely
2. I love you
3. you remind me of my Mother
4. are you sure I´m in??
5. So, just the two kids is it
6. And your mouth was so tight
7. Do you want to borrow a razor?
8. Why are us men always the same colour down below?
9. What´s your name again??
10. I don´t usually do this on the first date.
11. Lick that??
12 You´r joking love
13. Why are all you women size 12??
14. How come your tits don´t stay in the same place when I take your bra off??
15. My balls do.
16. Have you thought of surgery??
17. Jesus!!
18. Jesus wept!!
!9. Fuck!!
20. Fuck me !!
21. Fucking Hell !!
22. Can we turn the lights out??
23. You´re my first.
24. I love your eyes.
25. My last girlfriend was ... Dirtier, Prettier, bigger tits, slimmer, up for anything, etc
26. How old are you?
27. Bollocks.
28. I need to take that mirror down.
29. Do you have a sister??
30. How old is your Mum??
Sorry about this, but I could´t let this go. Us blokes are quite nice really and I would actually never dream of saying any of this. I am lovely. Bye !!!
31. your bum looks big in that, oh its your birthday suit nevermind do you mean your ex was happy with them. is one bigger than the other you? only until i seen you naked i did
35.(husband to wife)my word you have a big p***y,my word you have a big p***y.
(wife to husband) no need to say it twice,
(husband)I didn't
