HEY SEXY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS........
I kno wot ur gonna say anotha foooookin thread off Funky Nutta, but i really like this one, i was sent this on one of my otha network sites and i jus wanted to add it in ere....
Below are a list of 25 random notes about ikkle me, ((i kno theres no sexual content, which is hard to believe but u kno all that bollox about me, this is jus shit about me))
1. I cant wait to get married to Markie.
2. I miss my mommy soooooooooo much and jus wish id sed 'i love u' to her more than i did!
3. I absolutely luv funky house tuuuuuuuuuuuunage, music to the gods!
4. Im lookin forward to movin into my new house in Greenwich, a house agen, yiiiippppeeee
5. I really luv my long legs but i jus wish god had given me bigger boobies too.
6. I absolutly love my family, cum trouble, strife and happiness, i luv them to pieces and always will.
7. I get very lonely.
8. I luv photography, specially takin pics of myself.....lol....this ones a hard one to believe i kno.....lol
9. Id luv to b a house DJ....
10. I detest ironin!
11. I havent got very many friends, but the ones i hav got, i value soooooo much.
12. I consider myself to b honest, trustworthy and 100% genuine, wot u see is wot u get!
13. My favourite drinks are fine wines and cranberry green tea but not togetha....yakky.
14. Im accident prone.
15. I wish i cud sing....but im totally tone def....but i can dance instead....lol
16. I neva really wanted to children cus i luv partyin, but wen i was told i cudnt hav them, i was heartbroken, and now wish i cud!
17. Before i die i long to swim wiv the dolphins but not in captivity.
18. Im a born worryer, if i hav nothin to worry about, i worry!
19. I wish i was fitter but im jus sooooooooo lazieeeee.
20. I luv steak and chips and peppercorn sauce or gravy.
21. Favourite items of clothin....bridget jones pants, knee high socks and my various sets of wings.
22. 5 words that best describe me....Maaaad, Twatted, Sexy, Funky, Nutta!!
23. Im addicted to SP and me otha networks.
24. I believe u shud always treat others how u wish to b treated!
25. Im a very shitty timekeeper....probably cus i dont own a watch.....lol
Rite sexy peeps, its ur turn....u can add woteva ur hearts desire........
1...I am divorced.
2...I have 3 kids that all live with me.
3...They are 20...16 and 12 so two of em are not really kids.
4...the older ones still behave like kids though.
5...My best friend is Tracy chapman some people think that having a woman for a best friend is odd but I dont
6....I value my friends more than any posessions.
10...My fav beer is corona and my fav spirit is jack Daniels
11...I prefer brunette to blonde....but there are two ladies i have a real soft spot for and they are both blondes
12.. sometimes I get depressed like anybody does I suppose but my dark times are really really bad, but my highs are sky high. ( I know nutta)
13...I luv peppered steak and chips....but I also luv loadsa green veg.
14...I am a Plumber.
15...I dont mind doing the washing but I hate putting it away.
16.. I luv to clean dirty things.
17...I am a virgo and I have all the virgo traits.
18...I hate being late...
19...At this moment I am making a sheperds pie for tonight.
20...I think curry tastes better when you take it away.
21...I am a Spurs fan...but I also support anybody who is playin the arsenal.
22...I hate arsenal.
23....My daughters friend got me a litre of Jack so I`m having one now (thats bad innit)
24...I get on much better with younger people than people of my own age.
25... The music I like is Slipknot ,disturbed and metallica.....For me music has to be aggressive.
This will prob bore you lot to tears but hey lol
1, I have been married 15 yrs.
2, I have 3 gorgeous sons who I love to bits
3, I love Andy lots and lots and lots... god knows how he puts up with me.
4, I used to teach horse riding
5, I am a born worrier too , but about silly wee things, give me a crisis and I can cope.
6, I love to be organised.
7, I love my kids, but appreciate me time so much.
8, I think that honesty is the best policy because lies always come back to haunt you.
9, I hate being late for anything
10, I am the most unconfident person in the world, I wish i had more self confidence and self belief.
11, Fav music just now is varies from Stone Sour to Mama Mia soundtrack.
12, Love chocolate... mmmmmmm creme eggs
13, I dont really drink but I couldnt survive without diet cola
14, I love my mobile phone ( yes sad I know )
15, I am very loyal to my friends.
16, But I dont make a good enemy... evil streak in me I'm sorry to say
17, I am very caring, I like other people to be ok and happy
18, I love uniforms ( lol like you lot didnt know that )
19, I cant sing, unless its the wheels on the bus etc (work related)
20, red is my favourite colour
21, I am gonna learn to dance one day
22, I am fed up cleaning this house
23, I love walking my dog
24, I love my big boobs but wish I was taller
25, I CANT WAIT TO MOVE TO CANADA !!!!!
Stone Sour Puss well done..............:clap::clap:
:haha::haha:
Ok so here is some boring stuff about me...
1. I was born and raised in the Aussie outback
2. I am a big traveller and have travelled the world mostly on my own. Been to about 40 countries at last count and every continent except for Antarctica.
3. I have always wanted to either learn to dance or learn to play a musical instrument... sadly I am crap at both.
4. My friends are the most important thing to me in the world.
5. I have a very long fuse... but watch out if you ever get to the end of it. Very few people have ever achieved this.
6. I HATE HATE HATE baked beans!
7. My 3 favourite things in the world are food, sleep and sex... not necessarily in that order. Depends on the day. lol
8. I am studying Criminology at university
9. I am addicted to Salt & Vinegar Pringles.
10. My only regret in my whole entire life is that I started smoking when I was a teenager.
11. My favourite place in the whole world is Wattamolla Beach just south of Sydney
12. I get bored easily
13. I am a massive fidget
14. My worst quality is my severe lack of patience
15. My best quality is my openmindedness and willing to accept (although not necessarily understand) most things
16. Even in the darkest of days I always try to stay positive. My motto is that no matter how bad you think you have it there is always someone out there who has it a million times worse then you do and if there is something in your life you don't like then change it.
17. I LOVE LOVE LOVE shoes!
18. I have only ever had my heart broken once - but better to have loved and lost than never to have experienced love at all.
19. I have no maternal instinct at all - don't even like kids really
20. If a genie were to appear and give me one wish that I could do anything I wanted I would wish to go into space
21. I believe in ghosts (no I'm not a weirdo honest!)
22. I believe in God but not the church
23. My biggest achievement to date was making a 4 day trek through the mountains of Peru to Macchu Picchu... 3 and a half days of that was with a sprained groin muscle... but I was determined to make it even after my trek leader suggested I turn back. Mind you I couldn't walk for nearly a week afterwards.
24. I am scared of mice and flying
25. I worry about everything... although I don't necessarily show it.
[quote user=northlondon12]Stone Sour Puss well done..............:clap::clap:
:haha::haha:[/quote]
They are a great band...... neighbours maybe dont agree lol
OI FOOKA.................:haha::love::P
Don`t forget it fooooooka ka ka ka...............ever
:happy::happy::happy::happy:
right lets give this ago
1. My names Andy...if you havnt already guessed then please leave the building ^^
2. Im 23
3. Is the number of ex gf's (so far)
4. Is the number of friends that I call brother
5. I'm from Watford
6. I hate football
7. I'm a gemmini
8. Wouldn't go as far as to say that I worry alot I just like to tread carefully
9. My music tase can go from the man in black himself johnny cash to mudvayne
10. I've got a right geeky side when it comes to transformers
11. Tattoo's so far ^^
12. I love to ride motorbikes..it's very much part of my life and soul
13. Um I enjoy good old slasher flicks like friday the 13th
14. Alien, aliens, aliens3 and the AvP films are some of my fav horror films
15. I went through puberity!
16. I've been told I'd been the perfect german with my blond hair and blue eyes?!?
17. Once in a while I feel like no one loves me
18. When I'm older I would love to be married and have kids
19. I'll put my brothers first above all else (ok I know this is number 19 but don't start lol)
20. I can hold a convo that does not involve just sex talk
21. I can be a right dirty bugger
22. Will there be cookies
23. They dont get how crazy they are...cause they stole the crackers hmm (if any1 gets this you win 1000 internets)
24. Goth chicks get me going ^^
25. Loves to party like it's 1999
lets see has del got 25 things he can say about himself prob not but here goes lol
1. The greatest thing to happen to me was meeting Kat.
2. The worst thing that ever happened to me was seeing kats heartbreak when we lost our son.
3.I'm not a very confident person.
4.I'd rather walk away from a fight too old now for that rubbish.
5.I watch sports as often as Kat will let me.
6.I have 2 birth children and 3 step children.
7.I support Liverpool yeah yeah shut up !
8.I absolutely love Licking pussy favorite position has to be spoons facing.
10.I spent 15 years in the Army.
11.I'm a self employed tiler.
12.I hate liars.
13.I love pepperoni pizza one thing I want to do before I die is have sex with an oriental lady (Bit of Thai Before I Die) turn on......in case you hadn't noticed I'm a boob man! although confident women do it for me too. turn off......arrogance and hairy muffs!
17.I drink Foster's
18.I am the worlds Richest man (I have Kat and some gorgeous kids)
19.I once Boxed at amateur level.(15 fights)(W10 L5)
20.I love Brain quizzes/challenges.
21.I'm a fussy old git
22.I absolutely love cooking.
23.I'm not a very good swimmer.
24.I play chess from time to time
25.I love this site.
there did it just about lol
del xxx
sexy del....i thought i was an old soppy bugga but ur as bad as me!! :inlove:
[quote user=katndel]lets see has del got 25 things he can say about himself prob not but here goes lol
1. The greatest thing to happen to me was meeting Kat.
2. The worst thing that ever happened to me was seeing kats heartbreak when we lost our son.
3.I'm not a very confident person.
4.I'd rather walk away from a fight too old now for that rubbish.
5.I watch sports as often as Kat will let me.
6.I have 2 birth children and 3 step children.
7.I support Liverpool yeah yeah shut up !
8.I absolutely love Licking pussy favorite position has to be spoons facing.
10.I spent 15 years in the Army.
11.I'm a self employed tiler.
12.I hate liars.
13.I love pepperoni pizza one thing I want to do before I die is have sex with an oriental lady (Bit of Thai Before I Die) turn on......in case you hadn't noticed I'm a boob man! although confident women do it for me too. turn off......arrogance and hairy muffs!
17.I drink Foster's
18.I am the worlds Richest man (I have Kat and some gorgeous kids)
19.I once Boxed at amateur level.(15 fights)(W10 L5)
20.I love Brain quizzes/challenges.
21.I'm a fussy old git
22.I absolutely love cooking.
23.I'm not a very good swimmer.
24.I play chess from time to time
25.I love this site.
there did it just about lol
del xxx[/quote]
15.... well i'm fucked then eh cos I am dead shy but
I do have BIG boobs lol
[quote user=pussinboots3]This will prob bore you lot to tears but hey lol
1, I have been married 15 yrs.
2, I have 3 gorgeous sons who I love to bits
3, I love Andy lots and lots and lots... god knows how he puts up with me.
4, I used to teach horse riding
5, I am a born worrier too , but about silly wee things, give me a crisis and I can cope.
6, I love to be organised.
7, I love my kids, but appreciate me time so much.
8, I think that honesty is the best policy because lies always come back to haunt you.
9, I hate being late for anything
10, I am the most unconfident person in the world, I wish i had more self confidence and self belief.
11, Fav music just now is varies from Stone Sour to Mama Mia soundtrack.
12, Love chocolate... mmmmmmm creme eggs
13, I dont really drink but I couldnt survive without diet cola
14, I love my mobile phone ( yes sad I know )
15, I am very loyal to my friends.
16, But I dont make a good enemy... evil streak in me I'm sorry to say
17, I am very caring, I like other people to be ok and happy
18, I love uniforms ( lol like you lot didnt know that )
19, I cant sing, unless its the wheels on the bus etc (work related)
20, red is my favourite colour
21, I am gonna learn to dance one day
22, I am fed up cleaning this house
23, I love walking my dog
24, I love my big boobs but wish I was taller
25, I CANT WAIT TO MOVE TO CANADA !!!!![/quote]
(10) crikey me and u pussy both unconfident...isnt it strange wen u talk to peeps on ere u think they hav soooo much confidence but in real life, wen u take away their sp persona, they r ikkle scaredy cats....:wary:
(14) and me pussy mines attatched to my hand...lol
well here goes,as i have been ordered to by sexy funks,
1.i love my wife kat,not only is she my wife,but my bestest mate too.
2.i have 2 wonderful children that i love to bits.
3i am a virgo,and i have all the traits,hmmm bit like norffy then(should i be worried lol) like it when people say they are going to do something,then dont.
5.i was born in southampton, i support the saints,yep through thick and thin.
7.i am a driving instructor, liars. motto is treat others how you would like to be treated. manners cost nothing.
11.i used to be a chef,
12.i value my true friends,
13.i value money coz i aint got none lol, all types of food, organising mk4,soz had to get the plug in lol, going out,with Kat and walking our 2 dogs,very relaxing,
17.i am domesticated,and can do all the jobs around the house,just as well as i am a house husband at the mo,
18,we have a allotment that is very relaxing,as i enjoy cooking its nice to grow your own veg, watching sport,especially motorbikes (hence the name baylisstic),speedway ect,
20.i am a only child,but by no means was i spoilt,
21.i miss my grandad, making new friends on here, talking on the telephone, a confident person.
25.i do worry a bit,especially about money,so as kat does the money,she tends not to tell me much,as she knows i will worry.
phew there you go guys a bit about me,
love ya all, Neil aka the Bays xxxxxxx
Interesting thread funky...well done! Well guys, here goes....
1. I am hopeless on comps - got to then lost it all and had to start again.
2. I feel like a wallflower in the chatroom cos I don't know anybody.
3. I am very shy and nervous with people I don't know.
4. Mike and I don't live together, we are lovers.
5. We used to live together when we were students.
6. We ar still swinging virgins....help!
7. I would love to get my nipples pierced.
8, I prefer the beach to the ski slopes any day!
9. I am a chocoholic.
10. Hate this weather, its still snowing here.
11. I am a 'bottle half empty' person.
12. I spend too much time daydreaming and fantasizing.
13. I love being pampered.
14. Love fish and chips but hate peas.
15. I have a filthy mind and wicked sense of humour.
16. I'm obsessive about tidiness...verging on COD!
17. I am a perfectionist.
18. I need a job to get me out of the house.
19. I talk back to Philip and Fern in the mornings (I know...v sad).
20. If I could turn back time, I would love to be a nurse.
21. Love photography, especially taking pervy pics.
22. I have a very well stocked 'toy
23. I am in danger of becoming a couch potato.
24. I spend far too much on sexy undies and shoes/boots.
25. Biggest regret is not marrying Mike when we were in our 20's.....but soon to be remedied!
Maggie xxxxxxxxxx
Sorry, told u I was hopeless on comps.....
22. shud read...I have a very well stocked toy cupboard...thats prob why my eyes are going funny and I can't type...need some new batteries! xxx
Rite my turn ... oh this Kat btw lol
1. The most important persons in the world to me is Del and my son, Love them more than anything in the world.
2. My true dream in all the world is to marry Del
3. I was born in Plymouth
4. I am 28 years of age.
5. The worst thing to ever happen to me is when i lost my baby boy.
6. The second worse thing was how much pain Del was in with the above.
7. I love meeting new people
8. I hate my feet lol
9. Im not shy but im not confident either
10. Adore vodka and redbull
11. Detest Liver yuk!
12. I have big tits
13 I used to be a full time carer
14. I dont like sport very much
15. I really really cant get enough sex
16. I think about the above 24/7 lol
17. My fav colour is Purple
18. Im a capricorn
19. I can be a bitch
20. But i can be a very nice person too
21. I love dels kids like my own there ace!
22. My fave flowers are roses
23. My fav perfume is D&G
24. I am a true biesexual
25. But i love my cock more .
There ya go lol ooppsss reading up quite alot of sex is mentioned see i wasnt fibbing about number 16 lol
Tell you what guys this thread is brill, sort of helps to get to know everyone a tad better, and now i can buy katndel a few drinks if their at MK4 (I'll join you on the fosters del)
fuck me im useless on the puta too....my last one was spose to b.....
(eighteen) ditto
but i balls it!!:doh:
Kat babes aren't I a lucky fooker mind does say im rich in things about me lol LOVE YOU GORGEOUS XXX
p.s brilliant thread funky big snogs for you at the house warming lol xxx
Nancy I luv sprouts too...............when you been eatin them do you sleep with tha winda open cos they make the smelliest guffs dont they.:haha::haha:
:giggle::giggle:
mrs mwm69 you flirting with me? big boobs i dint have room for poker mmmmmmm dels pulled !
:laughabove::laughabove:
Strip Poker Del...so you can perv my boobs ????? or you wanna Hold'em :haha::haha::haha:
BTW - It was R (Rich) above
M (Michelle) will fill hers in soon!
xxx
))
Dont blame me for bein sky hi wen ur happy (12)....its jus that ur happy wen ur wiv me.....and wen we r avin our friday aftanoon projects, not my fault we get pissed on coronas and u nearly get run ova by the tube.....:O))
Dont worry ur avin a ..now, i started wen i got up at 11am and iv got billy playin wiv me, hence the gobshite. (23)
Luv to clean dirty things....(16)...u aint cleaned my mind yet....lol
Iv jus got to sort out ur music tastes (25)....but i kno u like funky dance music, cus u dance ur ikkle heart out wen u cum clubbin wiv me!!...thats it, iv blown u heavy metal persona out the water.... :o))
Hey Fooooooooooooooka.....
well done on the job front...
im soooooooo glad ur in my life!!!
share ya dark times wiv me cus i do wiv u and a problem shared and all that bollox....
u make a great daddy!!
i truly luv ya from the bottom of me arse oops i mean heart!
funky nutta xx:P
(8) kat i hate feet full stop, how anyone can hav a foot fetish is beyond me...:doh:
:doh::banghead:
(23) i hate talkin on the fone too....specially ansa fone messages!
.. iv had councellin for it, but iv bin certified :loon:
(18) ditto
5. I love to read, I read lots and lots!
6. Bacardi and coke is my favourite drink
7. I am a Capricorn, but I think all that star sign stuff is a load of shite!
8. I am very cynical and won't believe in things that I have not seen!
9. I am addicted to Poker lol
10. Feet disgust me!
11. I would love to visit Japan and China, the cultures fascinate me!
12. I am a bit of a geek! But I like being a geek!
13. Text speak irritates me.
14. I love sprouts!!
15. I am a bit of a coward!
16. I am still waiting in hope for a threesome with a single bi female? 
17. Strangely I have a bit of a crush on Derren Brown.
18. And Jaime Winstone
19. I still haven't decided haven't decided what I want to do when I grow up!
20. So for the time being my job is making relays for planes... Very boring!
21. I'm only 5'1 and wish I had longer legs!
22. I swear FAR too much!
23. Wasps scare the living crap out of me! They're evil!
24. Making love has never really worked for me... I much prefer fucking!
25. This was really hard work and I wish I hadn't started it! lol
Nancy x[/color]
:happy:
Ok..... I'll have a go....:eeek:
1... I recently got married for the second time to my gorgeous sexy Paul who I met on matchcom nearly 6 years ago.
2... I have 2 daughters, 3 step sons, one stepdaughter and a step grandaughter.
3... Before I had kids my boobs were 34B....now they are 36DD ( and real ) I love my boobs !!
4... I LOVE to laugh.
5... I suffer from migraines.
6... I am a Cancerian......... a home maker and walk sideways (when drunk) lol
7... Wished I had learned to play a musical instrument...would have to be the saxaphone.
8... I go to the cinema regulary but cant watch the film without pic n mix.
9... I would say I am an easy going sort of person and dont do stress or worry.
10.. I HATE meaness, arrogance, injustices, bad manners and my knees.
11.. I am very shy at heart.
12.. I have one tattoo on my lower back which I had done when I was 49.
13.. I learned to dance with Paul.
14.. I am an avid Corrie fan.
15.. Greatest achievement was giving birth to 2 big baby girls...9.5 and 10.8 . Didnt have anymore when I was told the next one would probably be bigger LOL
16.. I love to travel and love driving.
17.. I like to play Texas Hold'em Poker
18.. I like to wear high heals even though I am tall
19.. I love Sprouts LOL...we should set up a sprout lovers SP club ......
20.. I was once made bankrupt and lost my home.
21.. I have a BA(Hons) degree in Textile design.
22.. My biggest fear is being trapped in a
burning building.
23.. I hate talking on the telephone.
24.. Favourite wine is Pinot Grigio.....and I love a Starbucks Decaf Cappuccino with soya milk.
25.. I adore my husband Paul...he is my best friend, lover and soul mate and he means the world to me....and he likes going shopping wahaay !!!
You can all wake up now :giggle: