1. I've bitten my nails down to no nails, just skin - a mingin habit but under-rated after KFC.
2. I have a phobia about knives. I can't cope if someone is stood near me with one. Sat down eating fine - stand up to reach the salt with your knife in your hand - clammy sweats.
3. I have an equally freak phobia about fire. I can't light birthday cake candles and have to get someone else to do it. The year I tried to light a disposable barbeque nearly saw me hospitalised.
4. 'Like a Virgin' was playing when I lost my cherry. He finished before the song did.
5. The nutter on the bus ALWAYS comes and sits next to me.
6. I once walked into a hotel in Paris with £20 in me purse and asked them for a room for 2 nights. They said no can do, go to the youth hostel. I said but I don't want to slum it I want to stay in your nice hotel! And they let me!! :D
7. I can't eat prawns - tis akin to eating your own little finger.
8. One of the maddest, blaggiest things I ever did was to get into a nightclub in Manhattan pretending to be Benny Hill's Grand-daughter. Was given VIP treatment and free drinks. Unbeknown to me, the 'comedy genius' had just died, so I had every bugger coming up all night giving me their condolences! FFS Im trying to enjoy me free Long Island Iced Tea here!!
9. I have snogged Harry Hill.
10. When I was 5, my little brother and I found my Dad's porn stash. we carefully unstapled the pages.. took the magazines apart.. and posted select pictures to all the neighbours. That learned him!
11. I'm mad for Morten Harket. I've stalked him all over the UK and Norway, sat in a hotel lobby waiting for him til 4 am once and busted him with a chick who wasn't his wife. Oh Morten.
12. I swear by goji berries.
13. I used to own 15 different sex-toys, a remote control vibrating butt-plug, s+m studded spanking paddle and various restraints. Had to get rid of them though because I kept thinking what if I die and me mum comes and finds all this lot! So it all went in the bin - all in its packaging as well.. *sheesh*
14. I love walking in the rain if you don't have to be anywhere soon.
15. I am a complete hoarder and can't throw anything away. When I die they will have to dig a tunnel into the house through all the crap.
16. I love loony, interesting people.
17. 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash, particularly the video makes me cry instantly. Actually, that's me - I laugh and cry very easily - bless her midgelry little sensitive soul :D
18. My biggest bugbears are.. rudeness, arrogance, intolerance and bus-drivers. And DiY ( that elliptical trainer is still in bits in the box).
19. I was once a podium dancer. There was nothing sexy about it in the slightest - it was during the rave period and just entailed flailing your arms about..a LOT!
20. I won a public speaking competition once with a talk about 'My Pet Worms'. People thought it was real and I actually had pet worms. Which I didn't. It was a total blag because I couldn't be bothered researching something topical/political/historical..or genuine :D
21. Apparently, I'm a bit of a prankster :D
That'll do eh?
Midgerly Yours....
:2fingers:[/quote]
Loved the post xxxx 
Warming the Bed
[quote user=midgie]Blimey... I'm pretty random as a whole not sure I could think of 25 random bits
1. I've bitten my nails down to no nails, just skin - a mingin habit but under-rated after KFC.
2. I have a phobia about knives. I can't cope if someone is stood near me with one. Sat down eating fine - stand up to reach the salt with your knife in your hand - clammy sweats.
3. I have an equally freak phobia about fire. I can't light birthday cake candles and have to get someone else to do it. The year I tried to light a disposable barbeque nearly saw me hospitalised.
4. 'Like a Virgin' was playing when I lost my cherry. He finished before the song did.
5. The nutter on the bus ALWAYS comes and sits next to me.
6. I once walked into a hotel in Paris with £20 in me purse and asked them for a room for 2 nights. They said no can do, go to the youth hostel. I said but I don't want to slum it I want to stay in your nice hotel! And they let me!! :D
7. I can't eat prawns - tis akin to eating your own little finger.
8. One of the maddest, blaggiest things I ever did was to get into a nightclub in Manhattan pretending to be Benny Hill's Grand-daughter. Was given VIP treatment and free drinks. Unbeknown to me, the 'comedy genius' had just died, so I had every bugger coming up all night giving me their condolences! FFS Im trying to enjoy me free Long Island Iced Tea here!!
9. I have snogged Harry Hill.
10. When I was 5, my little brother and I found my Dad's porn stash. we carefully unstapled the pages.. took the magazines apart.. and posted select pictures to all the neighbours. That learned him!
11. I'm mad for Morten Harket. I've stalked him all over the UK and Norway, sat in a hotel lobby waiting for him til 4 am once and busted him with a chick who wasn't his wife. Oh Morten.
12. I swear by goji berries.
13. I used to own 15 different sex-toys, a remote control vibrating butt-plug, s+m studded spanking paddle and various restraints. Had to get rid of them though because I kept thinking what if I die and me mum comes and finds all this lot! So it all went in the bin - all in its packaging as well.. *sheesh*
14. I love walking in the rain if you don't have to be anywhere soon.
15. I am a complete hoarder and can't throw anything away. When I die they will have to dig a tunnel into the house through all the crap.
16. I love loony, interesting people.
17. 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash, particularly the video makes me cry instantly. Actually, that's me - I laugh and cry very easily - bless her midgelry little sensitive soul :D
18. My biggest bugbears are.. rudeness, arrogance, intolerance and bus-drivers. And DiY ( that elliptical trainer is still in bits in the box).
19. I was once a podium dancer. There was nothing sexy about it in the slightest - it was during the rave period and just entailed flailing your arms about..a LOT!
20. I won a public speaking competition once with a talk about 'My Pet Worms'. People thought it was real and I actually had pet worms. Which I didn't. It was a total blag because I couldn't be bothered researching something topical/political/historical..or genuine :D
21. Apparently, I'm a bit of a prankster :D
That'll do eh?
Midgerly Yours....
:2fingers:[/quote]
Loved the post xxxx
1. I've bitten my nails down to no nails, just skin - a mingin habit but under-rated after KFC.
2. I have a phobia about knives. I can't cope if someone is stood near me with one. Sat down eating fine - stand up to reach the salt with your knife in your hand - clammy sweats.
3. I have an equally freak phobia about fire. I can't light birthday cake candles and have to get someone else to do it. The year I tried to light a disposable barbeque nearly saw me hospitalised.
4. 'Like a Virgin' was playing when I lost my cherry. He finished before the song did.
5. The nutter on the bus ALWAYS comes and sits next to me.
6. I once walked into a hotel in Paris with £20 in me purse and asked them for a room for 2 nights. They said no can do, go to the youth hostel. I said but I don't want to slum it I want to stay in your nice hotel! And they let me!! :D
7. I can't eat prawns - tis akin to eating your own little finger.
8. One of the maddest, blaggiest things I ever did was to get into a nightclub in Manhattan pretending to be Benny Hill's Grand-daughter. Was given VIP treatment and free drinks. Unbeknown to me, the 'comedy genius' had just died, so I had every bugger coming up all night giving me their condolences! FFS Im trying to enjoy me free Long Island Iced Tea here!!
9. I have snogged Harry Hill.
10. When I was 5, my little brother and I found my Dad's porn stash. we carefully unstapled the pages.. took the magazines apart.. and posted select pictures to all the neighbours. That learned him!
11. I'm mad for Morten Harket. I've stalked him all over the UK and Norway, sat in a hotel lobby waiting for him til 4 am once and busted him with a chick who wasn't his wife. Oh Morten.
12. I swear by goji berries.
13. I used to own 15 different sex-toys, a remote control vibrating butt-plug, s+m studded spanking paddle and various restraints. Had to get rid of them though because I kept thinking what if I die and me mum comes and finds all this lot! So it all went in the bin - all in its packaging as well.. *sheesh*
14. I love walking in the rain if you don't have to be anywhere soon.
15. I am a complete hoarder and can't throw anything away. When I die they will have to dig a tunnel into the house through all the crap.
16. I love loony, interesting people.
17. 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash, particularly the video makes me cry instantly. Actually, that's me - I laugh and cry very easily - bless her midgelry little sensitive soul :D
18. My biggest bugbears are.. rudeness, arrogance, intolerance and bus-drivers. And DiY ( that elliptical trainer is still in bits in the box).
19. I was once a podium dancer. There was nothing sexy about it in the slightest - it was during the rave period and just entailed flailing your arms about..a LOT!
20. I won a public speaking competition once with a talk about 'My Pet Worms'. People thought it was real and I actually had pet worms. Which I didn't. It was a total blag because I couldn't be bothered researching something topical/political/historical..or genuine :D
21. Apparently, I'm a bit of a prankster :D
That'll do eh?
Midgerly Yours....
:2fingers:[/quote]
Loved the post xxxx 
bum
sexy debs....i applaud :clap: ur honesty on this thread, it takes alot to share the stuff uv put in ere....ur like me...wear our hearts on our sleeve...and both as sexy as fuck but thats beside the point!!
jus want to say a HUGE thankyou!! :rose:
neva in a million yrs did i eva think i wud eventually pluck up the courage and leave twat hed.....
....and then go on and meet mr markie....thought id always b unhappy...and look at me now....yeah a ikkle twatted :fuckinghell:maaaaaaaaaad funky nutta but soooooooo happy and in love!!
didnt realise u had both had such a shit time, and my heart goes out to u both....dunno how uv coped...:kiss:
((giant hugs)) to u both!!
funky nutta xx