Sprouts and tinned tuna togther are an abomination. You're not a bad person, but perhaps just a tad misguided. That or you're bent on tide of wanton distaste. Now that I think about it, one thing that you never see on the shelves at Tesco are tinned sprouts. Why not?
Omigod!!!......I love Sprouts. tinned Tuna AND Rhubarb....especially in a crumble with custard ( the rhubarb, not the sprouts and tuna ):haha::haha:
Go on...give me another ......I bet i like it :grin::grin:
Human dustbin springs to mind........ :0))
but i agree i luv rhubarb crumble and custard.... and wen we was kids we used to pik it in the fields, take it home, wash it obviously and me mommy used to giv us a bag wiv sum sugar in and we used to jus dip it in and eat it!
No wonder its cost me a fuckin fortune in dental work!! Lol
anotha favourite was to pik raspberries and blackberries, get one of the old small milk bottles (the ones thatcher took of us...lol) and shove all the fruit in and wiv the handle of a wooden spoon or summat, smash em up and then jus eat em....we called em dib dabs!! Lol
Those where the days....me mommy used to go maaaaaad tho cus i dyed me hands wiv the juice from the fruit!! Lol
:upset::upset::upset: Human Dustbin ???:upset::upset::upset:
:uhoh:......Think i'll go and have some rhubarb crumble and custard after me tuna and sprout sarnie...that'll cheer me up
:giggle::giggle:
OMG, Rhubard, Think everyone must have done the dipping it in a bag of sugar. hubba hubba yummy.
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[quote user=mwm69]:upset::upset::upset: Human Dustbin ???:upset::upset::upset:
:uhoh:......Think i'll go and have some rhubarb crumble and custard after me tuna and sprout sarnie...that'll cheer me up
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Smelly trumps???? ;0))
errrr yukky nooooo to broad beans, with you there Roger, but a big YES to baked beans mmmmmmmm.
Cue Olivia ...... :bounce:
Mrs Cey :love:
mmmmmmmm sweetcorn......jolly green giant stylieeeeeee :inlove:
I adore sweetcorn, the best thing ever. Eat loads of the stuf and with almost everything. Not when i was pregnant though, the stuff was vile and made me heave with the smell of it. But im not pregnant and love the stuff again.
woo hoo.
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condensed milk sarnies...new one on me,although i do like condensed milk,and evaporated milk on tinned fruit,
broad beans,sprouts,sweetcorn,rhubarb all very yummy thank you,
but i detest olives,vile little things urghhhhhhh
the only thing that has made me want to be sick is when my nan cooked tripe and onions omg noooooo way
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[quote user=ceylon1]errrr yukky nooooo to broad beans, with you there Roger, but a big YES to baked beans mmmmmmmm.
Cue Olivia ...... :bounce:
Mrs Cey :love:[/quote]
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must be more people to add to this great thread surely
Ok here goes,random thoughts he he......
1. My children bring sunshine to my life & nourish my soul, we laugh cry play together. Im blessed.
2. I hate the smell of sprouts ( holds his nose ha), love cold ruhbarb pie & warm custard.
3. Before i go to meet the big guy upstairs i must a) Learn to speak spanish fluently b) Learn to play the guitar like Slash, Clapton & Hendrix lol.
4. Personality Likes : Richard Branson ( free spirited humanatarian) Frank Gallagher ( Messy Shameless Icon lol) Al Gore ( watch his dvd on global warming, will open your mind)Eva Mendez ( no explanation needed !). Dislikes : George Bush jr & snr. Talentless WAGS. Kid Rock.
6. Regrets : a) Not having a good relationship with my dad & not having the strength of character to put it right before he passed. b) Starting smoking because it was " big n clever" not.
7. Played semi pro football until i injured my knee aged 22 - cant be arsed with the game now - overpaid & overated generally.
8. I have four close trusted loyal friends.
9. I cried my eyes out with happiness at the birth of all 3 of my children - overwhelming magical surreal moments.
10. Im dyslexic
11. Life life like everyday is your last cos its not a dress rehearsal,seems like yesterday i was riding my new chopper bike on my 12th birthday !. ikkle secret is : Wish i could sing & get up wedings n rock out a tune !.
13.I can sing but only drifters songs pmsl.
14. My greatest wish : To see my chilren grown up , happy contented & with there own familys.
15. I love bikes but to scared to get one again in case i die prematurly and miss out on life haha.
16. Love Love Love sex, soft sensual seductive love making or filthy horny rude fckin ... And anything inbetween.
17. Holiday destinations : Maldives, Italy, Icelandic Fjords, Ierland. holiday : Maurtius, stunning. Moraira-spain.
19. How would i describe me : Loyal, Funny, opinionated, punctual, generous, impatient, outgoing/introverted (yeah i know lol), tolerant, sexy as fck lol.
20. Fave chilhood memory : All summer aged 10 in Ierland on my grand parents farm.
21. I was once in a commercial my children, was shown on tv & advertising board yayeee .
22. Suffered with depression many years ago a dark time in my life - has made me a better person taught me to be more compassionate & understanding of people generally.
23. Was fortunate that in my early twentys an amazing women taught me from a female viewpoint how to give oral.
24. Most embarassing moment : Wheni was 19 my mum walking in on me just as i was cuming over my naked girlfriends tits !, lol i couldnt look her in the eye for months lol..
25. Last but definatly not least to Mrs S .. JJ is my bessie mate, my horny lover & my partner in crime ( not literally lol) i cherish every day we spend together. what sums up my feelings for her best is when i wake every morning and look her beautiful face and smile , money cant buy happines.
I tried to enter mine but it all went off
thanx sexy kat and del for revivin this.....
cum on horny deb, try agen u kno how nosey i am....lol
ok....iv anotha 15....
1. im addicted to facebk.
2. im addicted to these bloody threads....hence iv done ova 3000!!
3. i wish i had more girlfriends, not in a sexual way, jus more true friends that were girls.
4. i adore old skool tuuuuuuuuunage.
5. im learnin to dj on me new decks....thanx to mr and mrs porkypies. but if anyones got any old vinyl they dont want, anythin at all??, il av it as twat hed flogged all mine on ebay!!
6, wish i cud play the piano.
7. wish my family were closer.
8. wish my immediate family wud all talk agen and b one big happy family, but thats not happened in ova 10yrs!
7. i used to b a fat, a size 18, bout ago, lost the weight wiv slimfast.
8. im runnin race for life in hyde park for my mommy in july...soooo if u wanna sponsor me??....lol
9. think i need to get a proper job.
10. i luv makin new friends....cus im a nosey fecker....
11. i need to cum at least 6 times a day either by wankin or markie....( i kno a sexual one but i cudnt help it )
12. i wanna cum to mk!! :0))
13. me fav drink at the mo is gin and tonic.... (allowed on me aitkins...lol)
14. iv neva loved anyone as much as i luv markie!
15. i suffer from really really bad pmt, and need to b treated wiv extreme care and tlc as i swear, shout, cry and hav bin known to lash out at old boyfriends.....grrrrrrrrrrrr
there u go anotha load of gobshite from the funky nutta xx
Ok so I'll have a crack at this too…
1. I'm from Melbourne
2. I have red hair and I hate it so much!
3. I love to cook and have friends over for dinner parties
4. when I was younger I played state basketball for Victoria (in Australia)
5. when I was younger I did little athletics and used to win all (ok most lol) of the events – they used to call me the little red rocket lol
6. I used to play the saxophone
7. I play the guitar and sing, used to be in a band & sang at my sister & brother's weddings
8. don't ask me to sing at MK4 as I'll say no! (see point 9)
9. I'm quite shy when you first meet me in person, but I soon come out of my shell when I'm comfortable or after a drink lol
10. I'm pretty cheeky and like giving people shit lol
11. My fav drink is vodka cranberry with fresh lime, or a raspberry mohito…
12. I'm the youngest of 4 and a bit of a rebel…
13. I'm a Leo but don't really believe in that stuff, but respect people's need to!
14. I love travelling the world and discovering new places
15. I want to learn Spanish & French (ok and Italian) and learnt Japanese at school
16. I have been to 25 funerals in my lifetime (I have a big family)
17. My grandmother was one of 11 kids (hence the big family)
18. I love music and have even written some stuff – even if no one has heard it!
19. I would love to be able to play the piano
20. I love going to the movies and eating buttered popcorn – but you don't have it here! :upset:
21. I don't like arrogant or pushy people
22. The only thing I would change about myself is my skin – would love to have no freckles!
23. I don't smoke and don't like kissing smokers
24. I love cooking for people and have a (good) reputation for my homemade pesto, goats cheese foccacia!
25. I wanted to leave school and become a chef but my mum wouldn't let me!
wow, got through it without any sexual stuff!
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2. I have red hair and I hate it so much!
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Why??? Redheads ROCK!!
There is absolutely nothing sexier or more exotic in my book
Admittedly most of the pages in my book are stuck together, but thats another story
No one likes a cocky know-it-all Tee, these threads are meant to be a bit of fun! So how are you going with selling those tickets on yourself???
I've already tested the randy redhead theory (on myself daily) so need for any assistance from you! Unless you lose the frank & beans, grow some tits & become a whole lot prettier...
:haha::grin:
I LOVE RedHeads ask Yorkie when you see her.
Go Weak at the Knees.
Lmsao.... Someone been watching " Something about Mary " last night xx
well here goes:
1-Im a gemeni.............split personality lol
2-Ive got 4 kids, aged 6,10,19 and 24 and 1 step daughter aged 9 who i love with all my heart.
3-I love andy so much and hope we get married , in croatia lake bled...........so romantic.
4-I Have been married twice before both ending,in divorce..........3rd time lucky!
5-I Cant get out bed in the mornings
6-I m horny all the time haha hence the 4 kids lol
7-I hate ironing
8-I love firemen
9-I miss my best m8 very much who died of cancer 9 years ago
10-I work at asda and love it!!!!
11-my real job is a pub manageress
12-I love monkies iv adopted them at monkey world in dorset
13-I want to go to africa for 3 months and work with rescued chimps
14-I love my bmw its my baby (sorry andy!)
15-I hate cooking . i burn water!!!!!!!!
16-I hate spiders and mice ssssssssoooooooooo much ...........piss ya self comes to mind lol
17-I love my jeans n trainers.
18-Ive got a bad temper especially in mornings ......
19-I love my hair, when the colours rite
20-Im addicted to SP, love the chat ..........
21-I can talk 4 england
22-My fav food is chicken kebab with garlic sauce mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn
23-I hate arrogant people.
24-I love my holidays abroad, turkey mmmnnnn hence chicken kebabs haha
and finally ...............
25-Im a very nice person , honest reliable 100% trustworthy and love life .
well there youz go thats me??????????????
Midgie you forgot the bit about your Favourite Footy Team !!!!
and that would be...... The Shakers :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
vegetable rights and peace!!!:giggle:[/quote]
Serens - Rhubarb was the only thing I was excused from the table for as a child! Even the sight of it made me want to vomit.
A tragic, guilty secret, I know - but we've all got skeletons in our closets ...[/quote]
Oh do tell suds lol 
p.s. no quiffs about offering to help me breed to ensure the gene stays alive....
While I have no intention of breeding with you to keep the gene alive (despite the fact that we'd have gorgeous and clever babies with musical abilities) I would be interested in testing the "randy ginger hypothesis" with you.........purely in the name of science of course :D
