1. She wants to see you but you can't see her.
2. Says their name is Carl, then quickly corrects their self and says Carla.
3. Talks way too much about seeing your wife and getting her pictures sent to "her".
4. She is a lesbian and wants to swap pics.
5. Wants to webcam, but cant get it to work... for some strange reason...
6. Her boobs change size from pic to pic, as do her hands, as do her legs, as does the rest of her body.
7. All of "her" pics are scanned polaroids.
8. Asks about your wife, what she wears to bed or does she shave her pussy etc.
9. "She" has forgotten that in her original profile, "she" has listed herself as male.
10. "She" has a huge cock!
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10 ways to tell that 'she' is a 'he'
Sexlightened
damn 
looks like we have been duped:doh:
lol
looks like we have been duped:doh:
lol 
Sex God
fuck me sexy cat u bored today or wot???
[quote user=swingin_cat]1. She wants to see you but you can't see her.
2. Says their name is Carl, then quickly corrects their self and says Carla.
3. Talks way too much about seeing your wife and getting her pictures sent to "her".
4. She is a lesbian and wants to swap pics.
5. Wants to webcam, but cant get it to work... for some strange reason...
6. Her boobs change size from pic to pic, as do her hands, as do her legs, as does the rest of her body.
7. All of "her" pics are scanned polaroids.
8. Asks about your wife, what she wears to bed or does she shave her pussy etc.
9. "She" has forgotten that in her original profile, "she" has listed herself as male.
10. "She" has a huge cock![/quote]
And how did the meet go with "her" swinging? lol
rings a few bells Cat lol
The funny thing is that the malefems think we are too stupid to notice the little giveaways :doh: lol
ceys :love:Cat I honestly don't know what guys get out of pretending to be girls... unless all they wanted was to see pics and perv a cam. But then again I wouldn't show myself on cam to someone who wouldn't do the same for me whatever the reason. I mean its not like they could keep up the act if you were to ever meet... so why bother??
I can say though that I have never come across this problem, but maybe that is because I am a single girl???
Orgasminator
Its easy to tell !
Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room
The conclusion will be obvious !!!!
Dazza
:evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:
[quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell !
Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room
The conclusion will be obvious !!!!
Dazza
:evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad:
Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your house
............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it. 
:grin::grin::grin:
............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin: 
Sex God
ooh i don't think i like the way this is going.
i am a great parkerer - if there is not a guy sitting beside me giving me fecking instructions :fuckinghell::kick:
Does that make me a male masquerading as female? :eeek:
Some of you may be able to answer that one :evil2:
:fuckinghell::kick:
Does that make me a male masquerading as female? :eeek:
Some of you may be able to answer that one :evil2: [quote user=mwm69][quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell !
Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room
The conclusion will be obvious !!!!
Dazza
:evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad:
Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your house............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin:[/quote]
and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:
............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin:[/quote]
and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2: [quote user=debbie1959]Cat, Here`s a puzzle for you, would you shag Caroline Cossey,a model & ex Bond Girl?
I know I would.
Its amazing how many peeps look at the book of a cover and never read the entire contents,but they chat to you in chat but dont check out the profile.[/quote]
In short Debs, no, but she's really stunning looking, even though she is a TS. Though I must admit, I think Nadia Almeida (Big Brother 2004 winner) is cute, and I couldn't help falling in love with her. Two years before, she was Mr Georg Almeida.
Olivia - I echo your sentiments. I know of guys on here, past and present, who pose as females or even couples. Silly move really; all liars get caught out eventually!
On the subject of arranging to meet someone who is posing, it brings me back to a story I was told some years ago at a swing club by a male friend. He had arranged, via a website, to meet a 'woman' he had exchanged messages with and chatted to via online messenger (I know that's not what it's called, but I can't say *** on here). One thing led to another, and they arranged to meet in a supermarket car park. When he got there, the door of a car swung wide open. Inside it was his meet - a man dressed in woman's clothes, wanking. Well, if what he said is true, he dragged 'her' out of the car and administered a good kicking before running off. It didn't end there; he reported the member to the owners of the website, and he was promptly banned.
So there we are - doesn't pay off, does it?
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69][quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell !
Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room
The conclusion will be obvious !!!!
Dazza
:evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad:
Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your house............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin:[/quote]
and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Sexy Cey.....I am certified in ALL aspects of cars :grin:...parking the things so no one suspects I am a bloke ....bending over and cleaning the things.....:doggy: and of course the one certicate I am most proud of - sitting on the Bonnet:grin::grin: as you well know :giggle::giggle:
............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin:[/quote]
and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Sexy Cey.....I am certified in ALL aspects of cars :grin:...parking the things so no one suspects I am a bloke ....bending over and cleaning the things.....:doggy: and of course the one certicate I am most proud of - sitting on the Bonnet:grin::grin: as you well know :giggle::giggle: [quote user=mwm69][quote user=northlondon12]Mrs MWM it aint hard to be the best female parkerer...:haha::haha::haha::haha:
:giggle::giggle:[/quote]
Oi MR North :fuckinghell:
I feel a parking contest coming on...........all you females who wanna challenge come this way 
:giggle:[/quote]
I will challenge you anytime Jan ... so long as we can park up for a rest along the way :grin: :bounce:
Mrs C :love:
:giggle:[/quote]
I will challenge you anytime Jan ... so long as we can park up for a rest along the way :grin: :bounce:
Mrs C :love: 