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10 ways to tell that 'she' is a 'he'

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1. She wants to see you but you can't see her. 2. Says their name is Carl, then quickly corrects their self and says Carla. 3. Talks way too much about seeing your wife and getting her pictures sent to "her". 4. She is a lesbian and wants to swap pics. 5. Wants to webcam, but cant get it to work... for some strange reason... 6. Her boobs change size from pic to pic, as do her hands, as do her legs, as does the rest of her body. 7. All of "her" pics are scanned polaroids. 8. Asks about your wife, what she wears to bed or does she shave her pussy etc. 9. "She" has forgotten that in her original profile, "she" has listed herself as male. 10. "She" has a huge cock!
damn bangheadlooks like we have been duped:doh: lol
fuck me sexy cat u bored today or wot???
[quote user=swingin_cat]1. She wants to see you but you can't see her. 2. Says their name is Carl, then quickly corrects their self and says Carla. 3. Talks way too much about seeing your wife and getting her pictures sent to "her". 4. She is a lesbian and wants to swap pics. 5. Wants to webcam, but cant get it to work... for some strange reason... 6. Her boobs change size from pic to pic, as do her hands, as do her legs, as does the rest of her body. 7. All of "her" pics are scanned polaroids. 8. Asks about your wife, what she wears to bed or does she shave her pussy etc. 9. "She" has forgotten that in her original profile, "she" has listed herself as male. 10. "She" has a huge cock![/quote] And how did the meet go with "her" swinging? lol
boink rings a few bells Cat lol The funny thing is that the malefems think we are too stupid to notice the little giveaways :doh: lol ceys :love:
[quote user=serens40][quote user=swingin_cat]And how did the meet go with "her" swinging? lol[/quote] Erm......OK until she complained of having itchy nuts! :evil2:
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Lol we can tell them a mile off now... so sad really what are they getting out of it except a f**k off pill lol
Cat....what have you done!!!!!!!!!!! You've given away our secret check list now, so the "he/shes" can work out a new set of ways to deceive us all! Go and stand in the corner for a week! :bounce:
Cat, Here`s a puzzle for you, would you shag Caroline Cossey,a model & ex Bond Girl? I know I would. Its amazing how many peeps look at the book of a cover and never read the entire contents,but they chat to you in chat but dont check out the profile.
Cat I honestly don't know what guys get out of pretending to be girls... unless all they wanted was to see pics and perv a cam. But then again I wouldn't show myself on cam to someone who wouldn't do the same for me whatever the reason. I mean its not like they could keep up the act if you were to ever meet... so why bother?? I can say though that I have never come across this problem, but maybe that is because I am a single girl???
Its easy to tell ! Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room The conclusion will be obvious !!!! Dazza :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:
[quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell ! Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room The conclusion will be obvious !!!! Dazza :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote] Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad: Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your houseinnocent............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it. lol :grin::grin::grin:
Well I don't know how to drive... so you would def know if it was me driving... lol
Mrs MWM it aint hard to be the best female parkerer...:haha::haha::haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:
Guys just try driving in heels then you will know.
ooh i don't think i like the way this is going. i am a great parkerer - if there is not a guy sitting beside me giving me fecking instructions banghead:fuckinghell::kick: Does that make me a male masquerading as female? :eeek: Some of you may be able to answer that one :evil2:
A while back mr serens had a week long sulk because I "kerbed" an alloy wheel, so now I let him park the bloody car lol
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell ! Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room The conclusion will be obvious !!!! Dazza :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote] Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad: Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your houseinnocent............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it. lol :grin::grin::grin:[/quote] and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:
erm certificates even :doh: lol
[quote user=debbie1959]Cat, Here`s a puzzle for you, would you shag Caroline Cossey,a model & ex Bond Girl? I know I would. Its amazing how many peeps look at the book of a cover and never read the entire contents,but they chat to you in chat but dont check out the profile.[/quote] In short Debs, no, but she's really stunning looking, even though she is a TS. Though I must admit, I think Nadia Almeida (Big Brother 2004 winner) is cute, and I couldn't help falling in love with her. Two years before, she was Mr Georg Almeida. Olivia - I echo your sentiments. I know of guys on here, past and present, who pose as females or even couples. Silly move really; all liars get caught out eventually! On the subject of arranging to meet someone who is posing, it brings me back to a story I was told some years ago at a swing club by a male friend. He had arranged, via a website, to meet a 'woman' he had exchanged messages with and chatted to via online messenger (I know that's not what it's called, but I can't say *** on here). One thing led to another, and they arranged to meet in a supermarket car park. When he got there, the door of a car swung wide open. Inside it was his meet - a man dressed in woman's clothes, wanking. Well, if what he said is true, he dragged 'her' out of the car and administered a good kicking before running off. It didn't end there; he reported the member to the owners of the website, and he was promptly banned. So there we are - doesn't pay off, does it?
[quote user=northlondon12]Mrs MWM it aint hard to be the best female parkerer...:haha::haha::haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:[/quote] Oi MR North :fuckinghell: I feel a parking contest coming on...........all you females who wanna challenge come this way flipa :giggle:
Well it does sometimes, know a good friend of mine did quite a few blokes in a car park once & they didnt bat an eyelid, she had a good suck and they shot there load,so all were happy in the end. MWM i`ll challenge you even in heels,with a dicky leg.
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69][quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell ! Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room The conclusion will be obvious !!!! Dazza :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote] Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad: Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your houseinnocent............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it. lol :grin::grin::grin:[/quote] and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote] Sexy Cey.....I am certified in ALL aspects of cars :grin:...parking the things so no one suspects I am a bloke ....bending over and cleaning the things.....:doggy: and of course the one certicate I am most proud of - sitting on the Bonnet:grin::grin: as you well know :giggle::giggle:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=northlondon12]Mrs MWM it aint hard to be the best female parkerer...:haha::haha::haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:[/quote] Oi MR North :fuckinghell: I feel a parking contest coming on...........all you females who wanna challenge come this way flipa :giggle:[/quote] I will challenge you anytime Jan ... so long as we can park up for a rest along the way :grin: :bounce: Mrs C :love:
Bring it on then Vicky :grin::lick: Us women are good at reversing things into tight spaces :rascal::rascal: ....and of course we need to celebrate afterwards :doggy:
Name the date, I dare you Jan :rascal: Can't wait to park that Jag innocent :rose:
Its got to be a car without power steering and not an automatic.