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First of all we do not appreciate your tone!
if your going to resort to name calling then maybe your not worthy of having such a fine chicken in the first place?
Why did you bring Frank the Llama into this?He has nothing to do with our chicken envy!We'd appreciate if you direct your revenge towards us and Rod our cock who is having a wonderful time with your lovely chicken by the way.
Chicken envy is completely justifiable and if we have the chance again,another of your chickens will go.
Right that's it you chicken theiving swamp donkeys!!
Just because you had a crap chicken doesn't give you liscense to go stealing chickens willy nilly!! And we don't care what you're cock is doing with berol, just warn you're scrawny malnourished cock that berol is a biter!!
Anyway we're off for a bbq, we're having burgers, sausages and FRANK chops!!
Swamp donkeys?? You clearly did not listen when we said about your name calling. The first time was uncalled for and for you to make the same mistake again clearly shows your lack of respect for any living has a chicken needed stealing as much as Berol.
Yes our chicken was crap,we're not afraid to admit that. Chick, our original chicken just wasn't good enough for Rod. But in Berol we found a chicken worthy of Rods attention,and lets put it this way, never seen a chicken and a cock clucking so much. As for the biting and Rods 'package' these are clearly attmpts to belittle the relationship that has formed between Rod and WILL NOT WORK, there relationship is stronger than ever,the more you belittle them the more they cluck.
We hope you choke on your bbq,and that your burgers and sausages poison you. And as for 'frank chops'...Frank says they're not his chops, and if you come near him you'll know what a real biter looks like.
Now now children. Please calm down as you're upsetting Percy, my penguin. He's feeling quite down at the moment as we've just managed to get 5 packets of sage and onion inside his brother ready for sunday lunch. His nerves are shot, and I can understand why, so all of your squabbling isn't helping much.
He's gone right off his pistachio and jalapeno soup.
Hope you get your chicken nibbles and Frank chops poroblem sorted.
Well bibi,the question you need to be asking yourself is....Do you want to settle for cheap nasty chickens?
If not head round to ours and we'll sort you out a nice cock that you can amuse yourself with. And you'll see why Berol had to be stolen,those others are complete amateurs when it comes to chicken loving!!
Did I see a reference to monkeying around? I think monkeys should be left out of this all together or it could get Mucky. I have nothing against chickens although cocks should remain tethered until required. Mini licks pussy but would never nick one. S1 of the theft Act 1968 clearly states the dishonest appropriation of property belonging to another with intention of permantly depriving them of it is an offence. Chickens are said property and therefore Mindy should have recourse to the law or at the very least surely the AUP's have been broken. Should anyone want to persue this matter please post a thread in lets meet up where I'm sure some naked custard wrestling will settle this matter once and for all.
Sexlightened
custard wrestling... she never told me about that... 
i always thought it was about how drunk you get?
Anyway we're back to defend ourselves, although i dont see why we should have to, our chicken care has never been in question, we even did a better job than bernard matthews, our chickens never got bird flu,(well carly got a cold does that count?)
So you can hold the thread hostage we're not bothered, our cock along with your chicken have blossomed into the finest breeders around. And if we see another chicken of yours we like, i guarantee we'll steal again! once a fowl thief always a fowl thief! :moon:
The 7up! we miss it so. but if you want a war you'll get one! Im sure you want the toy more than we want the 7up. so no you cant have your toy. it will take more than 7up to
get that back.
And as for your comments about our cock? you should be ashamed of your cock it looked malnourished last time we saw it, we thought about calling the rspca but i think they would just point and laugh.
I'll have you know there's nothing wrong with my cock! It may look a little undersized but I can assure you he's at peak physical fitness right now!
I don't care what you say about the 7up, you know as well as I do the unreserved sentimental value that can holds! The toy can wait (we have plenty of spares!)
Where's your spare 7ups eh?
A little undersized? about as undersized as that statement!it looks like a feathery cocktail sausage!
you have plenty of spare toys? that paints an image of you rustling in a toy box looking for a transformer!(which would be great!) And we have decided to name our replacement of the can '2 litres' due to its size. we miss the can but we know you wont harm it!
.....or the toy gets it!
[quote user=kcmanc] Why are men always talking about the size of there cocks.
Why can't we all just share and share alike
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Does cock size matter? ........ Of course it does!
When you own as many chickens as we do you need a humungous cock to provide the hens with an adequate playmate!
A 'feathery cocktail sausage' as Cutie put it just doesn't cut the mastard!
This is what turned Cuties into the poultry thieving toerags they are. When they came to visit us they where so jelous of the size of my cock they just couldn't keep thier hands off it! Especially Rich! You've really got to watch those two.
This is Why we had to resort to hostage taking, You have to be firm with hardend cock robbers!
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Post edited 03-07-2007 23:05
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[color="olive"]We still haven't got our toy back?? We think you've sold it for chicken feed?![/color]
